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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
cowardly internet-worthy box office
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/14/22
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razzle-dazzle bright death wish gunner
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
hyperactive goal in life
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/14/22
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hyperactive goal in life
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Honey-headed Hell
  04/14/22
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tan lascivious fanboi
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
white boltzmann weed whacker
  04/27/24
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Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/28/22
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Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  07/04/23
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tan lascivious fanboi
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Angry sienna nowag dragon
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
milky son of senegal stage
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/27/24
?
milky son of senegal stage
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
milky son of senegal stage
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
milky son of senegal stage
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Beady-eyed Aquamarine Cruise Ship
  04/27/24
Georgia?
milky son of senegal stage
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Beady-eyed Aquamarine Cruise Ship
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Elite area love of her life
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Lake jap native
  10/14/24
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Vengeful sanctuary boiling water
  04/27/24
180
Glittery kitchen
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
white boltzmann weed whacker
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Glittery kitchen
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Beady-eyed Aquamarine Cruise Ship
  04/27/24
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Ruddy Market Stain
  04/27/24
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Vengeful sanctuary boiling water
  10/08/24
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domesticated duck-like factory reset button office
  10/08/24
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Glassy cuck step-uncle's house
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
obsidian galvanic temple
  06/06/24
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Doobsian boistinker
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
confused boyish senate
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
topaz floppy ratface
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
confused boyish senate
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
topaz floppy ratface
  06/06/24
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domesticated duck-like factory reset button office
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Flatulent Vigorous Feces
  09/14/25
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  03/31/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: cowardly internet-worthy box office

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bright death wish gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: hyperactive goal in life

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: hyperactive goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hell

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: tan lascivious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: white boltzmann weed whacker

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613739)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: tan lascivious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Angry sienna nowag dragon

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: milky son of senegal stage

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: milky son of senegal stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: milky son of senegal stage

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: milky son of senegal stage

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Aquamarine Cruise Ship

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: milky son of senegal stage

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Aquamarine Cruise Ship

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Elite area love of her life

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Lake jap native

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48198616)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Vengeful sanctuary boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Glittery kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: white boltzmann weed whacker

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

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lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Glittery kitchen

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Aquamarine Cruise Ship

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Market Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Vengeful sanctuary boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: domesticated duck-like factory reset button office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Glassy cuck step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: obsidian galvanic temple

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Doobsian boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: confused boyish senate

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: topaz floppy ratface

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: confused boyish senate

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: topaz floppy ratface

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#47724661)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: domesticated duck-like factory reset button office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Vigorous Feces

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2",#49784228)