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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Mind-boggling university
  07/17/22
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Exhilarant meetinghouse athletic conference
  07/17/22
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Twinkling swashbuckling feces immigrant
  07/17/22
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adulterous disturbing station
  07/18/22
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Mind-boggling university
  09/29/22
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Mind-boggling university
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
green indian lodge
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
green indian lodge
  01/07/23
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adulterous disturbing station
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Big-titted Piazza
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Big-titted Piazza
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Sepia Passionate Den Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/18/23
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Mind-boggling university
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Big-titted Piazza
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Umber business firm sandwich
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Supple associate
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
disgusting rehab
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/23/24
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Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
hideous weed whacker
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
bipolar field potus
  09/28/24
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Mind-boggling university
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling university

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Twinkling swashbuckling feces immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: adulterous disturbing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: green indian lodge

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: green indian lodge

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: adulterous disturbing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Big-titted Piazza

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Big-titted Piazza

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Sepia Passionate Den Twinkling Uncleanness

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Big-titted Piazza

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Umber business firm sandwich

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Supple associate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: disgusting rehab

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: hideous weed whacker

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: bipolar field potus

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Hilarious Lake Sanctuary Coffee Pot

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2",#49932244)