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"Everybody Hates Chris" plays as SP Jr gets squanched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..." ...
slimy incel
  05/16/23
IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
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unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
...
Ruddy Heady Hell Pozpig
  05/16/23
...
Pale big space
  05/16/23
[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting ...
slimy incel
  05/16/23
Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do mast...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupch...
slimy incel
  05/16/23
Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I sa...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris&q...
Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station
  05/16/23
especially because we all know what he looks like. im not su...
slimy incel
  05/16/23
What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering an...
Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station
  05/16/23
To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a ...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
That does sound troubling. I could have done without that im...
Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station
  05/16/23
Pedos get got mother fucker Cry out like a little bitch ...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, Chris, does the FBI know that you're making d...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Anthony Zappin, folks.
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, I like your new attitude towards outting, hey...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Defamatory as hell.
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, So sue me ;)
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
I’m interested in these third party SEO interference a...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
Anthony?
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering w...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding th...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of s...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spin...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, God I wish they would take away "yours&q...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Nope! You have nothing! Cope!
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, SUSPENDED!
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Do you think he minds photos? https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and ...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, I laff every single time
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
You guys work together a lot, I guess …
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
To be fair, *burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/17/23
Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel...
Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station
  05/16/23
...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
...
mischievous windowlicker theater stage
  05/19/23
this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL
tantric burgundy prole
  05/19/23
...
Pale big space
  05/17/23
To be fair, Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacti...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
...
Ruddy Heady Hell Pozpig
  05/16/23
To be fair, You do know that the arrow is pointing up at ...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
...
mahogany excitant macaca theatre
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culmina...
effete khaki pistol
  05/16/23
I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s sy...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/16/23
wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never ...
Pale big space
  05/16/23
spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wa...
Topaz free-loading private investor
  05/16/23
Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.
Pale big space
  05/16/23
He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart ...
mischievous windowlicker theater stage
  05/19/23
...
Pale big space
  05/19/23
great thread
mauve wonderful step-uncle's house
  05/17/23
...
unhinged dingle berry resort
  05/17/23
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Cruel-hearted double fault
  12/29/25


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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:22 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46318893)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:09 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319125)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: slimy incel

"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..."

[laugh track]

"c'mon son, you know it's hotdog time!"

[laugh track]

"but daddy i'm hungry, you haven't let me out of my cage in days."

*SP puts arm around son*

[camera zooms in]

"it's ok champ. we'll go out for pizza after. you know how much spending our playroom time together means to me."

[sentimental "awwwwww" track plays]

"i just heard of a new place. it's called comet something something?"

[uproarious laugh track]

[zoom in on spjrs wide eyes]

[fake to black as theme song plays]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319147)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:16 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319173)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319175)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:20 PM
Author: Ruddy Heady Hell Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319187)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: Pale big space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319192)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: slimy incel

[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting uncomfortably]

SP: "son, stop messing around and eat your spaghetti"

SPjr: "i feel like i'm sitting on an acorn or something."

SP:"wow champ, save it for home!"

[laugh track]

[waitress appears]

Waitress: "hey, i been meaning to ask ya'll -- are you one of them ped-oh-files"

[audience: oooooooooooh!]

SP: "haha, i get that all the time!"

"well aren't you just ashamed of your self? raping your son in this day in age, i should call cps!"

[laugh track]

SP: "are you mock/defame/threating me? i will never be charged with anything! he's MY son and i can do what i like with him!"

SPjr: "please miss, do something, my life is a living nightmare."

[laugh track]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319217)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do masterbate into a jar onto a picture of his son. Not sure if you can make this joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319225)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: slimy incel

that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupchat you fucking leaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319228)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I saw you IRL I would fucking crush your skull with one hand while smiling you fucking pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319239)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station

Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris" poasting is among the best on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319248)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: slimy incel

especially because we all know what he looks like. im not super buff but kicking spaceporns ass would be a Joke. i can't waiting til he starts talking to a real buffmo like hegemon with "come down here and say that to my face!" bravado.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319262)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station

What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering and whining and screeching like an offended little girl all the time. It all just pairs with his tough talk so hilariously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319274)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a message board with the guy who masturbates into a jar onto a picture of the son I rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319279)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station

That does sound troubling. I could have done without that image in my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319288)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Pedos get got mother fucker

Cry out like a little bitch now see if you can get your "homies" to back you now you fucking pedophile jerking off to pics of little kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319278)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:01 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

Chris, does the FBI know that you're making death threats to people online now? Or did you forget to tell them that part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319602)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Anthony Zappin, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319616)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:14 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

I like your new attitude towards outting, hey I guess if it's OK for you (Christopher Spinelli), it's OK for me!

PS: Christopher Spinelli is a child rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319634)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Defamatory as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319693)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

So sue me ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319731)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

I’m interested in these third party SEO interference acts you mentioned. Did this take place and to what degree. And when? 2020? 2021? Tough years for E&K …

Is it something where we’d see the damage once we got into it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319698)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Anthony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319733)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal?

Too late, Chris. Stop touching kids, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319736)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering with our marketing efforts? Said efforts including defaming me online? That’s just incidental to the tortious interference seo placement you yourself confessed to having intimate knowledge of.

That was all just kidding, just joking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319747)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding that I answer all of your questions, eventually I'll stop being able to just say "lol shut the fuck you sick ugly pedophile" and I'll be powerless to do anything other than give you what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319753)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:53 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319762)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spinelli.

Thankfully, unlike your adopted son, my place isn't in your bed with your tiny little cock stuffed inside my asshole. Whew, at least I can take some comfort in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319776)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319798)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:11 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

God I wish they would take away "yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319813)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Nope! You have nothing! Cope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319826)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

SUSPENDED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319836)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

Do you think he minds photos?

https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319711)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and harassing members of a church on racial grounds. These are some of the peole he thinks so little of that he poasts a church photo of them all together on an unmoderated 4-Chan like cesspool of a boart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319740)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

I laff every single time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319745)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

You guys work together a lot, I guess …

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319750)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

*burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319755)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:21 AM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46321695)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: Bonkers Disrespectful Gas Station

Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel is right behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319802)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46320277)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:10 AM
Author: mischievous windowlicker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46330031)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:23 AM
Author: tantric burgundy prole

this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46330044)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: Pale big space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46321725)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacting the police as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319600)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319622)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Heady Hell Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319233)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre

To be fair,

You do know that the arrow is pointing up at your own username right Chris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319543)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319586)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: mahogany excitant macaca theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319595)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319606)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one show

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319615)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: effete khaki pistol

You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culminating in actual threats earlier this week, Sam Hyde. You are a huge liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319621)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:10 PM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort

I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s syndrome that rapes kids I think it’s going to be really popular lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319627)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: Pale big space

wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never heard that before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319178)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Topaz free-loading private investor

spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wants to reach down and "squanch" them

then at some point after people used the term against him he had that thread and many others deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46319538)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Pale big space

Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46320202)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:41 AM
Author: mischievous windowlicker theater stage

He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart

All 0 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46330069)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 6:18 AM
Author: Pale big space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46330184)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:13 AM
Author: mauve wonderful step-uncle's house

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46321677)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: unhinged dingle berry resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#46321692)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2",#49548710)