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Pitcher is racist and always hits blacks with pitch. Against non-blacks, 2.5 ERA

Assume he doesn't get ejected for intentionally hitting blac...
wild indigo address
  07/05/23
how does he approach latin players? if he just hits amer...
Walnut odious ticket booth
  07/05/23
His threshold is octoroon, if he can establish that you're 1...
wild indigo address
  07/05/23
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Heady cordovan indirect expression fanboi
  01/17/26
If you're black it's basically a guaranteed base? I bet they...
deep boiling water lay
  07/05/23
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wild indigo address
  01/16/26
This hypo is literally 100% dependent on how you define &quo...
Scarlet selfie lettuce
  01/17/26
Upthread it's clarified the threshold is octoroon
wild indigo address
  01/17/26
Yeah that's not gonna fly. Like half the MLB are Dominican o...
Insanely Creepy Painfully Honest Feces Senate
  01/17/26
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transparent sweet tailpipe internal respiration
  01/17/26
See below for clarification
wild indigo address
  01/17/26
That's a numeric threshold of blackness but doesn't answer t...
Scarlet selfie lettuce
  01/17/26
The pitcher's agent assures you that, based on the pitcher's...
wild indigo address
  01/17/26
Yeah sure. I put him on the Braves and the ticket and jerse...
Scarlet selfie lettuce
  01/18/26
lol no way then
bull headed preventive strike state
  01/17/26
I think teams would notice and start putting in all their Bl...
puce provocative fat ankles
  01/17/26
That's fine, they can't sub and sub back. The pitcher's tea...
wild indigo address
  01/17/26
That's the racist pitcher's music!
puce provocative fat ankles
  01/17/26
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Deranged reading party pisswyrm
  01/17/26
Tweet this to John Rocker to get his input
Deranged reading party pisswyrm
  01/17/26


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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:24 PM
Author: wild indigo address

Assume he doesn't get ejected for intentionally hitting black players with the pitch every time.

Roster spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#46512443)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: Walnut odious ticket booth

how does he approach latin players?

if he just hits american blacks, he'd be an ace, not enough of them in lineups to cause an issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#46512446)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: wild indigo address

His threshold is octoroon, if he can establish that you're 1/8 black then you're getting hit by the pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#46512454)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Heady cordovan indirect expression fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49595773)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: deep boiling water lay

If you're black it's basically a guaranteed base? I bet they'd take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#46512462)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: wild indigo address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49595714)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Scarlet selfie lettuce

This hypo is literally 100% dependent on how you define "black".

Full-blooded descendent of American slaves? Sandy Koufax 2.0

Anyone my wife crosses the street to avoid? Lol enjoy hoping these hypo rules don't apply down at AA in 3 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49595784)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: wild indigo address

Upthread it's clarified the threshold is octoroon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49596271)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Painfully Honest Feces Senate

Yeah that's not gonna fly. Like half the MLB are Dominican or Puerto Rican alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49596285)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49596291)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: wild indigo address

See below for clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49597944)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Scarlet selfie lettuce

That's a numeric threshold of blackness but doesn't answer the qualitative question of what counts as black. Are ricans and cubanos black? (I just assume dominicans are.)

EDIT: I should note that most pitchers this "racist" are not likely to draw strict, narrowly tailored lines about who is and who isn't a mudperson. (See, e.g., John Rocker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49597067)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: wild indigo address

The pitcher's agent assures you that, based on the pitcher's research to date, only about 15% of current MLB players qualify as octoroons. While this is subject to change based on further research and roster changes in the MLB itself, it's guaranteed not to go above 20% or below 10%. He has been drilling in the offseason and now his ERA against everybody else is 2.1. What now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49597947)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Scarlet selfie lettuce

Yeah sure. I put him on the Braves and the ticket and jersey sales alone justify it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49598045)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: bull headed preventive strike state

lol no way then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49597963)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: puce provocative fat ankles

I think teams would notice and start putting in all their Black players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49596288)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: wild indigo address

That's fine, they can't sub and sub back. The pitcher's team can always switch pitchers to some other guy. Or if they start the black players, just wait for them to sub out the black guys and bring in the racist pitcher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49597949)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: puce provocative fat ankles

That's the racist pitcher's music!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49597998)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Deranged reading party pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49598002)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Deranged reading party pisswyrm

Tweet this to John Rocker to get his input

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2",#49598001)