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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Brindle Main People | 09/10/24 |
| Maniacal hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Brindle Main People | 09/10/24 |
| Maniacal hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Painfully honest comical rehab | 09/10/24 |
| Painfully honest comical rehab | 09/10/24 |
| Crystalline useless cuckoldry | 09/10/24 |
| Painfully honest comical rehab | 09/10/24 |
| Brindle Main People | 09/10/24 |
| Painfully honest comical rehab | 09/10/24 |
| Brindle Main People | 09/10/24 |
| Maniacal hominid | 09/10/24 |
| Slate state | 09/10/24 |
| Azure offensive faggotry stage | 09/10/24 |
| Maniacal hominid | 09/10/24 |
| vibrant trump supporter | 09/10/24 |
| infuriating kitchen | 09/10/24 |
| Brindle Main People | 09/10/24 |
| Razzmatazz aquamarine lodge | 10/22/24 |
| Painfully honest comical rehab | 09/10/24 |
| arousing twisted therapy | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| soggy thriller stain | 10/07/24 |
| soggy thriller stain | 10/22/24 |
| supple juggernaut principal's office | 10/23/24 |
| Brindle Main People | 10/23/24 |
| lascivious legal warrant forum | 11/26/24 |
| confused circlehead | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Brindle Main People You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Maniacal hominid 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Brindle Main People No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Maniacal hominid in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Painfully honest comical rehab LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Painfully honest comical rehab LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Crystalline useless cuckoldry Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Painfully honest comical rehab BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Brindle Main People You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Painfully honest comical rehab I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Brindle Main People Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Maniacal hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Slate state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Azure offensive faggotry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Maniacal hominid I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: vibrant trump supporter Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: infuriating kitchen Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Brindle Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Razzmatazz aquamarine lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Painfully honest comical rehab lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: arousing twisted therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: soggy thriller stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: soggy thriller stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: supple juggernaut principal's office Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Brindle Main People OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: lascivious legal warrant forum The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: confused circlehead 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2",#49736580) |