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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
bipolar hall internal respiration
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
bipolar hall internal respiration
  07/26/25
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Brindle step-uncle's house selfie
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Supple mad-dog skullcap
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
fluffy passionate pocket flask
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
bipolar hall internal respiration
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Brindle step-uncle's house selfie
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
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filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Odious Property
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
bipolar hall internal respiration
  07/26/25
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filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Odious Property
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Brindle step-uncle's house selfie
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Racy light mother
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
bipolar hall internal respiration
  07/27/25
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drunken fuchsia theater stage wrinkle
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Insecure piazza national security agency
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Brindle step-uncle's house selfie
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Smoky adventurous deer antler
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Infuriating Vibrant Nursing Home
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
bipolar hall internal respiration
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filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen
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beady-eyed bull headed pit elastic band
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Brindle step-uncle's house selfie
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
curious metal psychic gay wizard
  07/26/25
which dad tp
stirring hissy fit lodge
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Supple mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: fluffy passionate pocket flask

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: sinister stage mexican

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Trip school halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: diverse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: startled giraffe azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: sexy tank chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Transparent market black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Infuriating Vibrant Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: gold rebellious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Spot Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Ruby Dashing Yarmulke Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready space cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: rose gaped base crotch

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Odious Property

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Odious Property

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house selfie

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Racy light mother

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: drunken fuchsia theater stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Insecure piazza national security agency

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring patrolman

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Infuriating Vibrant Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: coral brunch keepsake machete

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking karate

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Infuriating Vibrant Nursing Home

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: bipolar hall internal respiration

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed bull headed pit elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: filthy underhanded parlor liquid oxygen

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cream boiling water

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Brindle step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: curious metal psychic gay wizard

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: stirring hissy fit lodge

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Peach Fortuitous Meteor Mental Disorder

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2",#49134975)