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Went to see the DC cherry blossoms with Zurich tp (gunneratttt)(pic)

https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI
Cocky garrison
  04/11/26
u totally mog him
angry tattoo
  04/11/26
he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and childre...
Cocky garrison
  04/11/26
I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m be...
jet deer antler
  04/11/26
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  04/12/26
18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace
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  04/11/26
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Dark appetizing corner mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/26
two italian-passing bros
arrogant erotic pistol base
  04/11/26
zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you t...
Cocky garrison
  04/11/26
the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated ima...
Dark appetizing corner mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/26
its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to p...
Cocky garrison
  04/11/26
i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a...
Dark appetizing corner mad-dog skullcap
  04/11/26
indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wo...
arrogant erotic pistol base
  04/11/26
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Cocky garrison
  04/11/26
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Claret psychic
  04/12/26
as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner cla...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale bu...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth t...
exciting slate affirmative action
  04/12/26
ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one
rusted doctorate roommate
  04/12/26
he has vitiligo
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
i legit thought i was looking at Justin Trudeau embracing on...
Razzmatazz Resort Giraffe
  04/13/26
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violet arousing circlehead
  04/11/26
I feel gayer looking at this
scarlet supple alpha
  04/11/26
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Brindle laughsome toaster
  04/11/26
the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, to...
rusted doctorate roommate
  04/12/26
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Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
GORGEOUS bros
fighting indirect expression
  04/11/26
wow
well-lubricated property reading party
  04/11/26
My friend
jet deer antler
  04/11/26
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tan nudist generalized bond
  04/12/26
18000000
Marvelous drab idiot
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Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
Looking good Billy Ray! Feeling good Louis! Out the wa...
Diverse Garnet Theatre
  04/12/26
What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive ar...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
we were out for other things and just wanted to use your pla...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
who gary
Diverse Garnet Theatre
  04/12/26
My trans wife
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer
Sick Dysfunction
  04/12/26
You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Gene...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
My guy are you ever not scrolling xo?
Sick Dysfunction
  04/12/26
dessert after lobster rolls https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
Myron Gaines smile
Diverse Garnet Theatre
  04/12/26
arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks?
Lavender Cheese-eating Set Crotch
  04/12/26
after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious ...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
I'd like to see the lobster rolls
well-lubricated property reading party
  04/12/26
despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian th...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
Kash is looking great!
Startling painfully honest electric furnace university
  04/13/26
U gotta work on ur cleanup skills breh. This is almost as ba...
Passionate Factory Reset Button Patrolman
  04/13/26
cleanup skills? edit: oh i get it. thats semi-intentional...
Cocky garrison
  04/13/26
blanking yourself while leaving him in the clear is (chefs k...
Razzmatazz Resort Giraffe
  04/13/26
seriously, he owned me. i'm outed now.
jet deer antler
  04/13/26
he should have had the courage to join you
Razzmatazz Resort Giraffe
  04/13/26
i did in the first pic!
Cocky garrison
  04/13/26
180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will no...
flesh candlestick maker heaven
  04/12/26
He definitely outkicked his coverage
Diverse Garnet Theatre
  04/12/26
So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a ...
Diverse Garnet Theatre
  04/12/26
No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttche...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
she's hot af
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic.
titillating umber personal credit line office
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Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wea...
exciting slate affirmative action
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Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for the...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
which one is the more indian looking one
galvanic codepig
  04/12/26
Why is the white guy so skinny?
Talented twisted yarmulke
  04/12/26
spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures ...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
which one?
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but ...
fantasy-prone gas station
  04/12/26
Are you srs? Pls email me thank.
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to ...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
At least your right arm is White
180 medicated forum
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saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over con...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked
brass orchestra pit
  04/12/26
it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white&...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
Looks like you both have semis
Ruby new version voyeur
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i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and ...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a fr...
jet deer antler
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Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john
rusted doctorate roommate
  04/12/26
what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're sayin...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
lol, wifey reading the thread?
rusted doctorate roommate
  04/12/26
his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes. yo...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john"...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots i'm sure you we...
rusted doctorate roommate
  04/12/26
it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relev...
Cocky garrison
  04/12/26
yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure...
jet deer antler
  04/12/26
just like reminding you that you are a complete loser xoxoh...
rusted doctorate roommate
  04/12/26
Do you refer to Mark Levin as The Great One?
jet deer antler
  04/13/26
So you're trying to have sex with Johns dad or what? That's ...
Passionate Factory Reset Button Patrolman
  04/13/26
gunneratttt is pulling a double reverse schtick. he's an irl...
sienna scourge upon the earth
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Cocky garrison
  04/13/26
It's pretty clever and has fooled poasters like fulano.
sienna scourge upon the earth
  04/13/26
Looks like Glenn greenwald and his Afro-Brazilian husband
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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

https://imgur.com/a/lgu0SHI

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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: angry tattoo

u totally mog him

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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

he makes at least 2x as me and has a lovely wife and children through

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: jet deer antler

I’m hoping it’ll be 3x next year bc I’m being voted into the equity partnership

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: domesticated hunting ground round eye



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Date: April 11th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: brass orchestra pit

18000000 cherry blossom trees and loving embrace

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Dark appetizing corner mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: arrogant erotic pistol base

two italian-passing bros

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

zurich is a pasty and french looking as fuck, what are you talking about? im a little pale rn but still pretty sicillian looking. some italians at the tidal basin nodded at me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811101)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Dark appetizing corner mad-dog skullcap

the funny thing is i can't tell if op is an AI generated image, something you pulled from elsewhere, or real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811109)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

its real. i figured with my sunglasses it would be hard to positive id me. im having lobster roll with zurich and his family rn and could poast more proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811162)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Dark appetizing corner mad-dog skullcap

i thought you were white fat and balding, this seems to be a zany joke on the gujjerreddit-is-indian contingent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811166)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: arrogant erotic pistol base

indian? no way, dude, gunner is clearly sicilian-passing. wouldn’t be out of place on tony soprano’s crew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811180)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Cocky garrison



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Claret psychic



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: jet deer antler

as i've said here before, it's kind of funny that gunner claims to look italian or greek or whatever. he just looks indian ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812341)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

durr durr $200 faux shearling shorts and cryptkeeper pale but can't tell the difference between indian and mediterranean

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: exciting slate affirmative action

I thought for sure he was just dumpy Appalachianprole meth trash. I get so confused at these pictures. He's legit Indian pretending to be Italian like paulie porsge? Zurich is some 72 year old Armenian dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812361)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: rusted doctorate roommate

ai unless faggeratttt has one dark arm and one light one

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: jet deer antler

he has vitiligo

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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Resort Giraffe

i legit thought i was looking at Justin Trudeau embracing one of his millions of immigrants for a moment

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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: violet arousing circlehead



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: scarlet supple alpha

I feel gayer looking at this

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Brindle laughsome toaster



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: rusted doctorate roommate

the pink blossoms are the least gay thing in the picture, too

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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cocky garrison



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Date: April 11th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: fighting indirect expression

GORGEOUS bros

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated property reading party

wow

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: jet deer antler

My friend

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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: tan nudist generalized bond



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Marvelous drab idiot

18000000

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:31 AM
Author: Cocky garrison



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:34 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Theatre

Looking good Billy Ray!

Feeling good Louis!

Out the watch pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811890)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: jet deer antler

What kind of freak flies out from the west coast to drive around dc for 3 hours and turns around to get on a plane right back? A street shitter, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811930)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Cocky garrison

we were out for other things and just wanted to use your place as a crash pad to roll around my gf and gary for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49811945)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:44 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Theatre

who gary

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: jet deer antler

My trans wife

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Sick Dysfunction

This picture makes me really glad I’m not a lawyer

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: jet deer antler

You’re a jacked chad that fucks dimes on the reg. Genetically predestined not to be a lawyer.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Sick Dysfunction

My guy are you ever not scrolling xo?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Cocky garrison

dessert after lobster rolls

https://imgur.com/a/i4ERPui

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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Theatre

Myron Gaines smile

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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Lavender Cheese-eating Set Crotch

arent u worried u'll catch his AIDS sharing food and drinks?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

after all that unprotected sex it's hard to remain cautious about sharing food and drink

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated property reading party

I'd like to see the lobster rolls

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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

despite technically being asian i'm not the type of asian that takes pics of his food at a restaurant. also they were just meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813001)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:08 AM
Author: Startling painfully honest electric furnace university

Kash is looking great!

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Passionate Factory Reset Button Patrolman

U gotta work on ur cleanup skills breh. This is almost as bad as when benzo posted his bank account.

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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Cocky garrison

cleanup skills?

edit: oh i get it. thats semi-intentional because it makes it funnier for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49814066)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Resort Giraffe

blanking yourself while leaving him in the clear is (chefs kiss)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: jet deer antler

seriously, he owned me. i'm outed now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49814131)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Resort Giraffe

he should have had the courage to join you



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

i did in the first pic!

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: flesh candlestick maker heaven

180 pic of bros enjoying an embrace in a moment that will not last forever - much like the cherry blossoms will one day wither and die. but today is beautiful

p.s. zurich's wife is very pretty

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Theatre

He definitely outkicked his coverage

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: jet deer antler

So I had a very long date with a guy from dating app. At the end we had sex but I was quite high on alcohol and feel like he took advantage of me. He gave me lift home and now I saw he unmatched me on dating app next morning. I feel stupid and very sad. A guy was all over me, he shared his phone before the date but I didn't write it down. I understand he is not interested but unmatching without even basic courtesy just crushed me. WHY men in their 30's don't have basic decency especially after intercourse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812083)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Diverse Garnet Theatre

We've all been there man. Left shattered and feeling like a worthless piece of fuckmeat.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: jet deer antler

No flame I woke up in Pittsburgh 3 weeks ago with my buttcheeks stuck together. No condom anywhere in the room even though I made the guy promise to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812121)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

she's hot af

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: titillating umber personal credit line office

gunner's skin looking very "olive" in that pic.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Cocky garrison



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: exciting slate affirmative action

If you scroll down the Italian on the left appears to be wearing an Aldi bag as shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812195)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: jet deer antler

Those are kith x Columbia fleece shorts. I paid $200 for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812261)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: galvanic codepig

which one is the more indian looking one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812239)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Talented twisted yarmulke

Why is the white guy so skinny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812356)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: jet deer antler

spaceporn hurt my feelings when he said he saw the pictures of me with the dog and my daughter and that i was fat in the picture, so i started dieting and doing a lot of cardio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812370)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812424)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone gas station

I knew Zurich IRL. He's white and kinda corpse looking but not a bad dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812440)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: jet deer antler

Are you srs? Pls email me thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812563)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: jet deer antler

also, you can ask gunner and HAtp and lex, i promise not to out you. i'm curious how i know u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812640)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: 180 medicated forum

At least your right arm is White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812644)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

saw this before i poasted and was internally loling over consuela and fulano wondering IS THIS REAL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: brass orchestra pit

Lol I didn't notice until the second time I clicked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812748)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

it took a lot of grok prompts like "make one arm white" to finally get it to do this. and it still made me darker than i am. i definitely do look more olive toned than this irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812755)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Ruby new version voyeur

Looks like you both have semis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812727)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

i had a least a 3/4 chub while taking pics with his him and his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812730)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: jet deer antler

this isn't really relevant to ITT, but my older son has a friend over and the following things have happened within the span of about 45 minutes:

1. he pointed to the urn with my dad's ashes and said MEET MY GRANDFATHER

2. his friend's name is john and mu son walked over to me (accompanied by john) and said "did you know john's 35% german? he made a picture" and showed me a swastika on an etch-a-sketch (which im guessing my kid drew). they were both howling laughing.

3. he ran downstairs and said "dad, i think i found a ball shaver" and was holding, in fact, a pair of clippers one might use to cut one's pubes.

also, this kid's dad is a securities lolyer at Dechert. he worked at the SEC for years but took off after the drumpfth 2nd term started, so i guess he's a service partner there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812773)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Cocky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812802)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: rusted doctorate roommate

huh, great anecdotes from a guy also referred to as john

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812832)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: jet deer antler

what in the absolute fuck is this retarded shit you're saying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812833)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: rusted doctorate roommate

lol, wifey reading the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812847)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

his wife, my gf, and us literally were loling and about dumb xo shit this morning. i also have no idea what you're talking about with "john"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: jet deer antler

oh, i think it's a joke about me fucking prostitutes.

you need to try harder (assuming i'm even right, which i may not be). if it takes two people like 45 minutes to get the joke, your joke sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812956)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

i thought this too but then he'd have said "a john" and also his follow up about your wife makes zero sense since part of your arc is that she found your xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812969)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: rusted doctorate roommate

yes, my 'joke' was made for you two faggots

i'm sure you were the last two to 'get it', btw. it was extremely clever and hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Cocky garrison

it doesnt make much sense when nothing in his poast is relevant to his whoring. at best it's a hamfisted attempt to dunk on him for his whoring, which is not only droll (his name is john and you're a john haha) but pretty stupid to dunk on someone for something they revealed themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812987)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: jet deer antler

yes, your joke was "extremely clever and hard to figure out."

the best jokes tend to confuse the listener and cause them to spend 40 minutes trying to discern what the joke-teller is even talking about.

also, what's so funny about me fucking like 75 prostitutes? who even cares. hey i was addicted to coke too! haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49812992)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: rusted doctorate roommate

just like reminding you that you are a complete loser

xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813510)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:01 AM
Author: jet deer antler

Do you refer to Mark Levin as The Great One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813768)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Passionate Factory Reset Button Patrolman

So you're trying to have sex with Johns dad or what? That's what I took from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813731)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: sienna scourge upon the earth

gunneratttt is pulling a double reverse schtick. he's an irl jeet pretending to be white who pretends to be a jeet online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813732)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: Cocky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813763)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: sienna scourge upon the earth

It's pretty clever and has fooled poasters like fulano.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49813771)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: puce spectacular weed whacker fat ankles

Looks like Glenn greenwald and his Afro-Brazilian husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49814199)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: jet deer antler

https://i2.wp.com/nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/11/glenn-greenwald.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&ssl=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49814223)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Copper Haunted Graveyard Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49841817)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: galvanic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49814518)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: violet arousing circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856115&forum_id=2",#49841814)