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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug
  10/03/12
dat racis
shimmering international law enforcement agency native
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
apoplectic white affirmative action patrolman
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
offensive menage
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Odious Marketing Idea
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Ebony Stage Windowlicker
  10/11/12
180
Supple startling tanning salon incel
  10/22/12
jesus....
Brindle Library Lettuce
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Painfully honest church building goal in life
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Painfully honest church building goal in life
  12/22/15
still glad
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Unholy Blood Rage
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
saffron cuckold
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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Amber cumskin boiling water
  10/20/14
lol
mind-boggling idiotic legend athletic conference
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Iridescent step-uncle's house queen of the night
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
mahogany violent dopamine
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
massive cobalt background story partner
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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titillating dragon
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titillating dragon
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
comical internal respiration
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
saffron cuckold
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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Talented home shitlib
  12/05/12
xo at its best
transparent hissy fit
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
saffron cuckold
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
contagious forum
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
saffron cuckold
  10/11/12
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transparent hissy fit
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
saffron cuckold
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
saffron cuckold
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
orchid passionate filthpig garrison
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
saffron cuckold
  10/22/12
180
Medicated free-loading knife
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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provocative stubborn faggotry den
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Geriatric Whorehouse Police Squad
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
dashing degenerate
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
saffron cuckold
  10/22/12
lol
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saffron cuckold
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saffron cuckold
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
saffron cuckold
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
saffron cuckold
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
saffron cuckold
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
saffron cuckold
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
saffron cuckold
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
Dead Boyish Philosopher-king
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
saffron cuckold
  10/30/12
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thriller love of her life casino
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Talented home shitlib
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
saffron cuckold
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
saffron cuckold
  10/31/12
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saffron cuckold
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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Medicated free-loading knife
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
sinister nubile generalized bond
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
saffron cuckold
  11/02/12
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saffron cuckold
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
saffron cuckold
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  03/07/17
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Supple startling tanning salon incel
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
saffron cuckold
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
saffron cuckold
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
saffron cuckold
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
saffron cuckold
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
saffron cuckold
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
saffron cuckold
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
saffron cuckold
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Aquamarine base clown
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Snowy Sexy Theater Stage
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
saffron cuckold
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
180 indigo coldplay fan
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
saffron cuckold
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
splenetic pit coffee pot
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Maniacal costumed abode
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
saffron cuckold
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Aquamarine base clown
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  12/04/12
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jade hideous friendly grandma
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Ruddy immigrant giraffe
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Sticky Effete Really Tough Guy
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
offensive menage
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
pearly swashbuckling national security agency
  12/05/12
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Aquamarine base clown
  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Aquamarine base clown
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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Medicated free-loading knife
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Arousing haunted graveyard
  12/09/12
180.
saffron cuckold
  12/09/12
lol
azure balding double fault yarmulke
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Floppy field organic girlfriend
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
saffron cuckold
  01/12/13
Update?
titillating dragon
  02/04/13
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beady-eyed personal credit line
  02/08/13
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titillating dragon
  02/08/13
Second page!?
orchid passionate filthpig garrison
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
titillating dragon
  04/16/13
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jade hideous friendly grandma
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blathering state
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Onyx godawful toilet seat alpha
  06/25/13
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cracking karate
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Crimson French Principal's Office
  07/08/13
update?
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saffron cuckold
  08/17/13
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Indecent Pistol Masturbator
  10/07/13
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Jet crackhouse
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
aphrodisiac narrow-minded trump supporter lodge
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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provocative stubborn faggotry den
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Any updates?
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Electric University
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titillating dragon
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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  10/20/14
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crawly location
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Crimson French Principal's Office
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
thriller love of her life casino
  02/12/15
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titillating dragon
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
thriller love of her life casino
  02/12/15
lets do this
Sticky Effete Really Tough Guy
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
lilac locale
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gots to get mine ofs
Aggressive startled useless brakes school
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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Bespoke parlour
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Update?
Indecent Pistol Masturbator
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
titillating dragon
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
cerebral newt
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titillating dragon
  03/20/21
update?
titillating dragon
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
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titillating dragon
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update?
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: shimmering international law enforcement agency native

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: apoplectic white affirmative action patrolman

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: offensive menage

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Odious Marketing Idea

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Ebony Stage Windowlicker

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Supple startling tanning salon incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Brindle Library Lettuce

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest church building goal in life

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest church building goal in life

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest church building goal in life

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Unholy Blood Rage



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Amber cumskin boiling water



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling idiotic legend athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house queen of the night

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Turquoise site twinkling uncleanness

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932533)



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Author: insecure genital piercing plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Galvanic area weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: mahogany violent dopamine

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: massive cobalt background story partner

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Arousing haunted graveyard

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: adulterous henna goyim

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: comical internal respiration

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: anal kitchen

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Talented home shitlib

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: transparent hissy fit

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: contagious forum

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: transparent hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: orchid passionate filthpig garrison

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Medicated free-loading knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Electric University

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455206)



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Author: gay diverse hairy legs set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: provocative stubborn faggotry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Geriatric Whorehouse Police Squad

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: dashing degenerate

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Unholy Blood Rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: saffron cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: saffron cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Dead Boyish Philosopher-king

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: thriller love of her life casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Talented home shitlib

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: saffron cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Bronze mischievous main people wrinkle

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Medicated free-loading knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Onyx godawful toilet seat alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: sinister nubile generalized bond

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Mauve Box Office

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: saffron cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Supple startling tanning salon incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Snowy Sexy Theater Stage

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: abnormal sick toaster antidepressant drug

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Geriatric Whorehouse Police Squad

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: 180 indigo coldplay fan

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: splenetic pit coffee pot

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Maniacal costumed abode

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: racy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: jade hideous friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Ruddy immigrant giraffe

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Obsidian hall

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: hyperactive impressive cruise ship psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Sticky Effete Really Tough Guy

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: offensive menage

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: pearly swashbuckling national security agency

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Aggressive startled useless brakes school

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine base clown

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: crawly location

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Medicated free-loading knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Arousing haunted graveyard

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: azure balding double fault yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: scarlet jet-lagged therapy temple

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring business firm

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good orchestra pit mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Floppy field organic girlfriend

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: saffron cuckold

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: titillating dragon

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: orchid passionate filthpig garrison

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: titillating dragon

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: jade hideous friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: blathering state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Onyx godawful toilet seat alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: cracking karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Crimson French Principal's Office

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: canary mental disorder church

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: saffron cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Indecent Pistol Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Jet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac narrow-minded trump supporter lodge

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant keepsake machete

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: provocative stubborn faggotry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: cracking karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Bespoke parlour

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: infuriating hairraiser bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Electric University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Supple startling tanning salon incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: useless address

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: crawly location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Crimson French Principal's Office

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: thriller love of her life casino

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: thriller love of her life casino

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Sticky Effete Really Tough Guy

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: lilac locale

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Aggressive startled useless brakes school

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: lilac locale

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Bespoke parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Domesticated black woman

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Lake vivacious hominid quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Amber cumskin boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: insecure genital piercing plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Trip frum liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sanctuary gay wizard

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: provocative stubborn faggotry den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: concupiscible ocher nursing home half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Medicated free-loading knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Wonderful wild hospital preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Rusted Depressive Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Lake vivacious hominid quadroon

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Hilarious deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: offensive menage



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: cerebral newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Indecent Pistol Masturbator

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: carmine underhanded kitty cat gas station

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: titillating dragon

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: cerebral newt

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: titillating dragon

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: slate lascivious property boltzmann

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Cerise vigorous resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned station scourge upon the earth

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: appetizing federal locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Navy drunken corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: titillating dragon

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: magenta harsh indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: translucent histrionic national fat ankles

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Jet crackhouse

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Jet crackhouse

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: charcoal boistinker multi-billionaire

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: cerebral newt

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: bearded grizzly cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Adventurous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: aromatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Ticket Booth Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: titillating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: magenta harsh indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: titillating dragon

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2)#50112233)