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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  09/17/23
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amethyst reading party
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amethyst reading party
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important thread
amethyst reading party
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Wonderful shrine
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
at-the-ready sickened associate
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  09/28/23
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amethyst reading party
  09/28/23
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amethyst reading party
  09/28/23
Classical music
Heady Mustard Immigrant Lay
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
haunting state keepsake machete
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
slate space
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
maroon rambunctious hall clown
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mind-boggling parlour
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Splenetic boiling water kitchen
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Geriatric bipolar market brethren
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
sienna trailer park
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  09/28/23
Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
mind-boggling parlour
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thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary
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orchid people who are hurt
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bronze razzle pistol theater
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: amethyst reading party



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: amethyst reading party



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: amethyst reading party

important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46808183)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Wonderful shrine



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready sickened associate

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: amethyst reading party



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: amethyst reading party



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Heady Mustard Immigrant Lay

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: haunting state keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: slate space

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: maroon rambunctious hall clown

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlour



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Splenetic boiling water kitchen

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Geriatric bipolar market brethren



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: sienna trailer park

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlour

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle sanctuary



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: orchid people who are hurt



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: bronze razzle pistol theater



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2)#49803466)