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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  09/15/13
explain.
vigorous range jew
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Medicated home mad cow disease
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Twisted cruise ship
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
purple space
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Fear-inspiring Hospital
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
slate bearded base dog poop
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Medicated home mad cow disease
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
thriller lodge mother
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
twinkling vivacious locus jewess
  09/15/13
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Bossy bat shit crazy voyeur
  09/15/13
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vigorous range jew
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Medicated home mad cow disease
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  09/15/13
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vermilion harsh theater halford
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Titillating pit
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Avocado Theatre Partner
  09/15/13
its ok.
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Free-loading Mustard Fanboi
  09/25/15
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bateful shivering school cafeteria
  12/03/15
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Pearly school roast beef
  12/03/15
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bateful shivering school cafeteria
  01/22/16
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cracking multi-billionaire kitchen
  01/22/16
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vermilion harsh theater halford
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  06/22/16
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Pearly school roast beef
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  06/21/17
do you pay?
cerebral mildly autistic toilet seat
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
cerebral mildly autistic toilet seat
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
bateful shivering school cafeteria
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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bateful shivering school cafeteria
  07/03/19
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navy tattoo dysfunction
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bateful shivering school cafeteria
  07/30/19
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bateful shivering school cafeteria
  02/11/23
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electric menage yarmulke
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Ivory Set
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
fighting becky tank
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Sexy brindle fortuitous meteor
  02/11/23
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Cyan Coiffed Market
  10/25/23
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: vigorous range jew

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Medicated home mad cow disease

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Twisted cruise ship

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: purple space

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Hospital

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: slate bearded base dog poop

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Medicated home mad cow disease

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: thriller lodge mother

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: twinkling vivacious locus jewess

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Bossy bat shit crazy voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: vigorous range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Medicated home mad cow disease

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: vermilion harsh theater halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Titillating pit

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Avocado Theatre Partner

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Free-loading Mustard Fanboi

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Pearly school roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: cracking multi-billionaire kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: vermilion harsh theater halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Pearly school roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: cerebral mildly autistic toilet seat

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: cerebral mildly autistic toilet seat

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: navy tattoo dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: electric menage yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Ivory Set

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: fighting becky tank

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Sexy brindle fortuitous meteor

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Cyan Coiffed Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: bateful shivering school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#48867830)