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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Beta newt
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
carmine nibblets
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Beta newt
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
transparent erotic property
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Motley Self-centered Stag Film
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Impressive library
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Mauve insecure useless brakes
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
Saffron adventurous senate
  04/05/22
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Lilac Cocky New Version Tanning Salon
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Beta newt
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Saffron adventurous senate
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Beta newt
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Saffron adventurous senate
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Greedy Curious Affirmative Action
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Mint School Cafeteria Preventive Strike
  04/05/22
Height?
Heady low-t incel
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Beta newt
  04/05/22
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drunken multi-billionaire dingle berry
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Sienna rigor
  04/05/22
shots fired
Kink-friendly effete pistol corner
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Beta newt
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Supple embarrassed to the bone heaven wagecucks
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Beta newt
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Slippery aromatic puppy
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
transparent erotic property
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Big flirting temple chad
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Appetizing fortuitous meteor blood rage
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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transparent erotic property
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
nyuug
  09/03/26


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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Beta newt

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: carmine nibblets

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Beta newt

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: transparent erotic property

Getting blasted everyday

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz antidepressant drug

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Motley Self-centered Stag Film



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: transparent erotic property

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: fragrant hairless kitchen



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Plum Den National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Impressive library



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Mauve insecure useless brakes

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron adventurous senate

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Lilac Cocky New Version Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Beta newt

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Saffron adventurous senate

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Beta newt

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Saffron adventurous senate

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Greedy Curious Affirmative Action

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Mint School Cafeteria Preventive Strike

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Heady low-t incel

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Beta newt

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Ruddy frum church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: drunken multi-billionaire dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Sienna rigor

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly effete pistol corner

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Beta newt

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Supple embarrassed to the bone heaven wagecucks

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Appetizing fortuitous meteor blood rage

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Beta newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Slippery aromatic puppy

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bawdyhouse

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling bistre jap filthpig

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: transparent erotic property

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Big flirting temple chad

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Appetizing fortuitous meteor blood rage

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring useless orchestra pit

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: transparent erotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Henna provocative pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Startled home



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Beta newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Beta newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: orchid up-to-no-good twinkling uncleanness

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Beta newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114491)