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fag attorney
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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I saved one life
hank_scorpio
  04/11/26
Where to start
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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Kenneth Play
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Juan Eighty
  04/12/26
Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Diesel
  04/11/26
I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone
may his bones be crushed
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
t.rick o'treat panama
  04/11/26
Explain?
oomox
  04/11/26
B&e I'm in Texas It was on the news for a few days w ...
may his bones be crushed
  04/12/26
Ricky
Diesel
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Kenneth Play
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(Rudolph)
No Paye No Gain
  04/11/26
I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Gay Grandpa
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
t.rick o'treat panama
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Gay Grandpa
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
t.rick o'treat panama
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Gay Grandpa
  04/11/26
65 months in federal prison Registered as a sex offender
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
t.rick o'treat panama
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
oomox
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
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Nazca Redlines
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lmao
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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180
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/12/26
attended an Episcopal church
,,...,..,.......,..,......,.......,..,.,,
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Big Clique Energy
  04/11/26
that is brave
hank_scorpio
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Big Clique Energy
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
hank_scorpio
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
,,...,..,.......,..,......,.......,..,.,,
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Metaphysics is Gay
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
t.rick o'treat panama
  04/11/26
We've got time
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Kenneth Play
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peeface
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Diesel
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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lsd
  04/12/26
the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
peeface
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
t.rick o'treat panama
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/11/26
Driven a Zamboni
Giant Naked Hitler
  04/11/26
180 wholesome unique experience
oomox
  04/11/26
tyty
Giant Naked Hitler
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
chilmata
  04/11/26
Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Gay Grandpa
  04/11/26
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michael doodikoff
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Metaphysics is Gay
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wtf
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
Brother Peter Dimond
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
Sex & Love Addict
  04/12/26
Paid a guy to take the MPRE for me after failing it four tim...
Anhedonic Anaconda
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Juan Eighty
  04/12/26
Winner
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/12/26
I shook John McCain's hand in 2000.
...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Metal Up Your Ass
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oomox
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Oneirine
  04/12/26
Narcissist
Metaphysics is Gay
  04/12/26
Coon
Oneirine
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Beta macaca
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Oneirine
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Beta macaca
  04/12/26
?
Oneirine
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Beta macaca
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Oneirine
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Beta macaca
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Oneirine
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Beta macaca
  04/12/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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may his bones be crushed
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Oneirine
  04/12/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
cucumbers
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
peeface
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Sex & Love Addict
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
botched labiaplasty
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: fag attorney



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811342)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811345)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I saved one life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811492)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811351)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811352)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811355)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811357)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811457)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: which is what makes time travel possible



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811507)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811662)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811706)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Diesel (luis)

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: may his bones be crushed

I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: oomox

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: may his bones be crushed

B&e I'm in Texas

It was on the news for a few days w that one black grifter trying to get me got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811958)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Diesel (luis)

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811699)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


65 months in federal prison

Registered as a sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: oomox

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Diesel (luis)

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811503)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Oneirine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811739)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: ,,...,..,.......,..,......,.......,..,.,,


attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: ,,...,..,.......,..,......,.......,..,.,,


owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Diesel (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: peeface

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: oomox

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812134)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: chilmata

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Sex & Love Addict

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Anhedonic Anaconda

Paid a guy to take the MPRE for me after failing it four times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..


I shook John McCain's hand in 2000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811884)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Oneirine

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Oneirine

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Beta macaca

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Oneirine

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Beta macaca

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Oneirine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Beta macaca

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Oneirine

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Beta macaca

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Oneirine

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Beta macaca

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Regina George Nationalism (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: may his bones be crushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Oneirine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: cucumbers

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: peeface

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sex & Love Addict

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sex & Love Addict

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: botched labiaplasty ((zurich is stained))

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2)#49812140)