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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| diverse background story | 10/09/12 |
| diverse background story | 10/09/12 |
| diverse background story | 10/10/12 |
| Bronze supple base twinkling uncleanness | 10/10/12 |
| Ruby bateful house mother | 10/10/12 |
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| vibrant carmine chapel | 10/10/12 |
| fishy trailer park goyim | 10/10/12 |
| vibrant carmine chapel | 10/10/12 |
| fighting chrome toilet seat | 10/10/12 |
| tantric friendly grandma | 05/15/23 |
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| diverse background story | 10/10/12 |
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| floppy telephone foreskin | 10/10/12 |
| dun ratface dog poop | 10/29/12 |
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| Honey-headed up-to-no-good place of business parlor | 10/29/12 |
| Mentally impaired dashing prole sanctuary | 10/29/12 |
| splenetic fragrant coldplay fan | 05/15/23 |
| histrionic walnut plaza | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: diverse background story http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: diverse background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: diverse background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Bronze supple base twinkling uncleanness lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Ruby bateful house mother What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: hilarious son of senegal http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: vibrant carmine chapel dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: fishy trailer park goyim Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: vibrant carmine chapel cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: fighting chrome toilet seat "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: tantric friendly grandma It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Mega Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: diverse background story Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Arousing school tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: floppy telephone foreskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: dun ratface dog poop awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Electric parlour fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Honey-headed up-to-no-good place of business parlor these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Mentally impaired dashing prole sanctuary Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: splenetic fragrant coldplay fan 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: histrionic walnut plaza You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: charismatic impressive cruise ship lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Talented orange messiness potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Talented orange messiness potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Coral Newt Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2)#49639607) |