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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
white set
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
white set
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
white set
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
white set
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
flickering regret
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
white set
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
insecure henna national
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
flickering regret
  08/18/13
k
insecure henna national
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
flickering regret
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180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
flickering regret
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
transparent hyperventilating rigpig brethren
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Wine public bath associate
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Wine public bath associate
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
flickering regret
  08/18/13
180
Wine public bath associate
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
white set
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
flickering regret
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
white set
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Steal them back.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: flickering regret

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: white set

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: flickering regret

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: white set

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: flickering regret

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: white set

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: flickering regret

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: white set

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: flickering regret

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: white set

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: flickering regret

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: insecure henna national

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: flickering regret

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: insecure henna national

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: provocative mustard cuckoldry stage

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Bright property giraffe

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: soggy soul-stirring feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: irradiated location

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Bright property giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: dead slate ratface roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling obsidian home mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: histrionic doobsian dilemma voyeur

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: flickering regret

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: vermilion tantric tank

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: flickering regret

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: transparent hyperventilating rigpig brethren

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Wine public bath associate

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: flickering regret

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Wine public bath associate

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: flickering regret

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Wine public bath associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: white set

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: flickering regret

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: white set

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: flickering regret

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: white set

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: flickering regret

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: white set

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Lemon Yarmulke Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: godawful french chef faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: duck-like aromatic trailer park doctorate



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac circlehead halford

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: vivacious sapphire corner

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Wine public bath associate

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: flickering regret

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: hairraiser cobalt crotch



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: amethyst potus plaza



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Bright property giraffe



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: flickering regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: flickering regret

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Light university toilet seat



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Disgusting wrinkle

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: appetizing market son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Laughsome locus scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Stirring cerise hall stain

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Electric school ape

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: bespoke spot

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: flickering regret

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: bespoke spot

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: flickering regret

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: aquamarine thriller church building

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Electric school ape

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: insecure henna national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Puce marvelous famous landscape painting

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: appetizing market son of senegal

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Wine public bath associate

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: flickering regret

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac circlehead halford

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Bright property giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: gaped address blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: gaped address blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Bright property giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Laughsome locus scourge upon the earth

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: flickering regret

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: vermilion tantric tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: dead slate ratface roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: flickering regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: scarlet field new version

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: flickering regret

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: flickering regret

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: flickering regret

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: boyish pisswyrm people who are hurt

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: flickering regret

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: boyish pisswyrm people who are hurt

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: flickering regret

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Green cerebral reading party

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated bistre sweet tailpipe multi-billionaire

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: flickering regret

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: flickering regret

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: flickering regret

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: transparent hyperventilating rigpig brethren

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: flickering regret

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: transparent hyperventilating rigpig brethren

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: frozen gas station affirmative action

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: flickering regret

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: frozen gas station affirmative action

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Cracking Snowy Lay Trump Supporter

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: comical khaki international law enforcement agency pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: onyx orchestra pit coffee pot

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Translucent stock car antidepressant drug

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Jade chest-beating heaven volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: flickering regret

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Misanthropic depressive area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: pearl senate

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: cordovan sick casino goal in life

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: massive diverse bawdyhouse foreskin

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: multi-colored pink lodge nowag

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Unhinged school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: floppy talking chad newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Jade chest-beating heaven volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: cowardly underhanded hospital juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: crystalline aphrodisiac circlehead halford

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: flickering regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: comical khaki international law enforcement agency pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2)#50002879)