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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Cyan rebellious resort
  09/15/13
explain.
marvelous duck-like meetinghouse brethren
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Cyan rebellious resort
  09/15/13
this is not bad
multi-colored irate travel guidebook
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
razzmatazz garnet electric furnace sound barrier
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Mewling theatre
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
trip insanely creepy dragon
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Topaz cruel-hearted mexican business firm
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
multi-colored irate travel guidebook
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
angry casino
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Cracking Fanboi
  09/15/13
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abnormal razzle digit ratio
  09/15/13
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marvelous duck-like meetinghouse brethren
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
multi-colored irate travel guidebook
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Cyan rebellious resort
  09/15/13
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Medicated vigorous space
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Vivacious cheese-eating indian lodge
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Soggy goal in life
  09/15/13
its ok.
Cyan rebellious resort
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Offensive smoky station organic girlfriend
  09/25/15
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Cyan rebellious resort
  12/03/15
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Mauve Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  12/03/15
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Cyan rebellious resort
  01/22/16
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French church building karate
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Medicated vigorous space
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Cyan rebellious resort
  06/22/16
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Mauve Sanctuary Coffee Pot
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Cyan rebellious resort
  06/21/17
do you pay?
diverse doobsian newt nowag
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Cyan rebellious resort
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
diverse doobsian newt nowag
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Cyan rebellious resort
  06/21/17
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Cyan rebellious resort
  03/16/18
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Cyan rebellious resort
  05/16/18
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Cyan rebellious resort
  07/03/19
180
Passionate circlehead
  07/03/19
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Cyan rebellious resort
  07/30/19
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Cyan rebellious resort
  02/11/23
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180 school
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Startling harsh useless brakes
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Cerebral sienna candlestick maker
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Fantasy-prone Indigo Principal's Office Halford
  02/11/23
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Supple pisswyrm
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: marvelous duck-like meetinghouse brethren

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: multi-colored irate travel guidebook

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz garnet electric furnace sound barrier

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Mewling theatre

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: trip insanely creepy dragon

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Topaz cruel-hearted mexican business firm

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: multi-colored irate travel guidebook

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: angry casino

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Cracking Fanboi

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: abnormal razzle digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: marvelous duck-like meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: multi-colored irate travel guidebook

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Medicated vigorous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Vivacious cheese-eating indian lodge

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Soggy goal in life

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Offensive smoky station organic girlfriend

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Mauve Sanctuary Coffee Pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: French church building karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Medicated vigorous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Mauve Sanctuary Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: diverse doobsian newt nowag

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: diverse doobsian newt nowag

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Passionate circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: 180 school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Startling harsh useless brakes

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Cerebral sienna candlestick maker

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Indigo Principal's Office Halford

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Supple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Cyan rebellious resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#48867830)