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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Hairraiser Market Fat Ankles
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Elite forum private investor
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Talented new version set
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Sickened step-uncle's house
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  01/24/18
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  01/23/17
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Abusive Canary Orchestra Pit Boltzmann
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
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  01/25/16
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electric french home incel
  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
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Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
...
Doobsian jewess hominid
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
jfc
flickering gay wizard
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Doobsian jewess hominid
  01/25/16
...
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
flickering gay wizard
  01/25/16
Cr
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
hm
stimulating red national
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
wait
Cobalt roast beef
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Elite forum private investor
  01/26/16
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vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
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Mischievous Stage
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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Cobalt roast beef
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out-of-control sex offender
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mustard preventive strike
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse
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Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Big confused boiling water
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
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  01/27/16
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  01/25/16
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violent awkward property
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug
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outnumbered autistic plaza
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Doobsian jewess hominid
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Lmao
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Wild blue macaca
  10/13/23
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Buff keepsake machete
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
mustard preventive strike
  01/25/16
ouch
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poison
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...
Razzmatazz school party of the first part
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180
Hairraiser Market Fat Ankles
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Cobalt roast beef
  01/26/16
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Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
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violent awkward property
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  12/26/17
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180
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Mischievous Stage
  01/30/16
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but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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Provocative Impertinent Chad Pisswyrm
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Medicated office
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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180 existential horror
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Cordovan cuckoldry
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Abnormal stead marketing idea
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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Godawful range jew
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
toxic
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Big confused boiling water
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Big confused boiling water
  01/25/16
TY bro
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
...
outnumbered autistic plaza
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
adulterous razzle house karate
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
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Mischievous Stage
  05/24/18
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  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Sable crackhouse
  10/27/17
credited advice
mildly autistic striped hyena
  05/24/18
even more toxic
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Big confused boiling water
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
lol
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  06/01/17
...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Hairraiser Market Fat Ankles
  01/26/16
...
Wild blue macaca
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
Lmao
Soggy hideous weed whacker queen of the night
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Mischievous Stage
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
flickering gay wizard
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Mischievous Stage
  01/25/16
lmao true
violent awkward property
  01/25/16
...
Cobalt roast beef
  01/26/16
...
Wild blue macaca
  12/26/17
Haha
180 gaming laptop
  03/19/20
...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
...
Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
adulterous razzle house karate
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Glassy Old Irish Cottage
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
domesticated fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire library
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Mischievous Stage
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Sable crackhouse
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
chest-beating honey-headed son of senegal
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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  06/03/19
oh no
clear fragrant theater
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
amber box office newt
  03/19/20
Update?
opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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  01/25/16
...
electric french home incel
  01/25/16
...
out-of-control sex offender
  05/19/16
...
vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
Cr
Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Elite forum private investor
  01/26/16
...
Elite forum private investor
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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  01/26/16
...
passionate nursing home factory reset button
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
ebony travel guidebook
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
excitant base potus
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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  01/26/16
...
Bistre Area
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Hairraiser Market Fat Ankles
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Cobalt roast beef
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
flickering gay wizard
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
aromatic cream clown native
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Mischievous Stage
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
excitant base potus
  01/26/16
...
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180 gaming laptop
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Talented new version set
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Cobalt roast beef
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Bistre Area
  01/26/16
...
out-of-control sex offender
  03/28/16
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  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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  01/26/16
...
Mischievous Stage
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
wonderful jet messiness
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Talented new version set
  01/26/16
...
Sickened step-uncle's house
  10/24/16
...
Cobalt roast beef
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Ruby offensive circlehead background story
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...
Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner
  03/15/17
*applause*
Pink tank
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...
lemon vibrant mediation jap
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Sable crackhouse
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Cobalt roast beef
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Cobalt roast beef
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Mischievous Stage
  01/26/16
...
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Big confused boiling water
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
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  01/26/16
Describe
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
massive tan parlour
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
effete deranged dilemma yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Cobalt roast beef
  01/26/16
...
Big confused boiling water
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Mischievous Stage
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
massive tan parlour
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
flickering gay wizard
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
massive tan parlour
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
unholy irradiated toilet seat
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
fuchsia personal credit line
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
massive tan parlour
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
  01/26/16
Fuck
unholy irradiated toilet seat
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/26/16
cq's!
violent awkward property
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
massive tan parlour
  01/26/16
...
amber box office newt
  03/19/20
...
Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Histrionic emerald sneaky criminal site
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
wonderful jet messiness
  01/26/16
except for your autism
passionate nursing home factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
Mischievous Stage
  01/26/16
...
mildly autistic striped hyena
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
wonderful jet messiness
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Big confused boiling water
  01/26/16
...
fuchsia personal credit line
  01/26/16
LOL fair
wonderful jet messiness
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
Bistre Area
  01/26/16
...
Elite forum private investor
  01/23/17
...
Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner
  03/15/17
...
topaz deep fortuitous meteor
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
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do u love it
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  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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this guy gets it
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vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
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Bistre Area
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180
Ivory idiotic famous landscape painting
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...
Bearded Piazza
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Fluffy multi-colored mental disorder tanning salon
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
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Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
  01/26/16
...
massive tan parlour
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mmm hmmm
massive tan parlour
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Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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180 twist
Mischievous Stage
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...
Cobalt roast beef
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Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot
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...
Curious Bat-shit-crazy Shrine Therapy
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
fuchsia personal credit line
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Internet-worthy light theater stage depressive
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
violent awkward property
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Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point
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violent awkward property
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180. *GULPS*
Sapphire Den
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fucking damn
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...
Abnormal stead marketing idea
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180
burgundy duck-like hell dysfunction
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outnumbered autistic plaza
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Mischievous Stage
  01/27/16
...
vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
lilac gas station love of her life
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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arousing really tough guy
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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...
Mischievous Stage
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i really like it here
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...
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
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  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
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... ...
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...
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Holy shit.
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Zombie-like obsidian casino
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out-of-control sex offender
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...
primrose cheese-eating chapel windowlicker
  12/26/17
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Mischievous Stage
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
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...
unholy irradiated toilet seat
  01/16/19
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Mischievous Stage
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...
vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
nibblets deer antler
  01/16/19
Jfc
Mischievous Stage
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
aqua reading party degenerate
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Internet-worthy light theater stage depressive
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
idiot
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
idiot
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
aromatic cream clown native
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
idiot
  01/17/19
...
unholy irradiated toilet seat
  04/08/19
...
azure digit ratio
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
primrose cheese-eating chapel windowlicker
  04/09/19
...
idiot
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
idiot
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Mischievous Stage
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Khaki Turdskin
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Mischievous Stage
  06/03/19
...
vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
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  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
idiot
  06/03/19
...
Talented new version set
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
idiot
  08/08/19
...
idiot
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
flushed becky pistol
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
gaping
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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...
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vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig
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lemon vibrant mediation jap
  10/11/21
bump
aromatic cream clown native
  03/12/22
...
flickering gay wizard
  01/05/23
...
opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
quadroon
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
buck-toothed milk
  10/13/23
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Mischievous Stage
  01/03/24
...
unholy irradiated toilet seat
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opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend
  07/28/25
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Salmon persian
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henna fanboi
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Peach
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: crawly jade parlor wrinkle

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: cowardly center philosopher-king

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Mewling Volcanic Crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mustard preventive strike

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Doobsian jewess hominid

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: violent awkward property

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Author: stimulating red national

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: violent awkward property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Elite forum private investor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Mischievous Stage



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Author: Bateful swollen masturbator sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: crawly jade parlor wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: crawly jade parlor wrinkle

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Copper trailer park generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679796)



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Author: Tripping dead garrison ceo

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Author: Avocado Laser Beams



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: violent awkward property

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Author: Rose at-the-ready tattoo

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Author: outnumbered autistic plaza

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Author: Doobsian jewess hominid



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mustard preventive strike

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683275)



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Author: white boyish stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Elite forum private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: violent awkward property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: clear fragrant theater

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring umber coffee pot

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: lilac gas station love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Medicated office

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: adventurous boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Drab flatulent lodge pervert

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Laughsome dopamine ape

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Contagious talking faggotry cruise ship

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: spectacular bisexual locale wagecucks

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating chapel windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: harsh dog poop senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic striped hyena

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: fishy ticket booth hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Judgmental stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: high-end blood rage indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: lemon vibrant mediation jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Charismatic Space Toaster

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: motley rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: passionate nursing home factory reset button

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Cordovan cuckoldry

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Abnormal stead marketing idea

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: outnumbered autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Godawful range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: electric french home incel

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: violent awkward property

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: electric french home incel

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: violent awkward property

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: electric french home incel

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: violent awkward property

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: wonderful jet messiness

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: violent awkward property

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: electric french home incel

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: electric french home incel

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: electric french home incel

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: outnumbered autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: adulterous razzle house karate

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: walnut alcoholic sandwich nowag

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Mahogany vigorous place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: amber box office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Sable crackhouse

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic striped hyena

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: violent awkward property

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: painfully honest drunken international law enforcement agency

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: violent awkward property

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: electric french home incel

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: violent awkward property

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Gold mind-boggling church black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: electric french home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: violent awkward property

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: electric french home incel

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser Market Fat Ankles

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Wild blue macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: electric french home incel

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: violent awkward property

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: violent awkward property

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: diverse aquamarine lay antidepressant drug

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: electric french home incel

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: violent awkward property

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: electric french home incel

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Soggy hideous weed whacker queen of the night

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: violent awkward property

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Wild blue macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: electric french home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: adulterous razzle house karate

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Glassy Old Irish Cottage

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: domesticated fiercely-loyal multi-billionaire library

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Sable crackhouse

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: chest-beating honey-headed son of senegal

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: naked comical ladyboy

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: clear fragrant theater

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: odious cuck principal's office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: amber box office newt

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Bright startled associate menage

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: electric french home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: out-of-control sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Elite forum private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Elite forum private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: passionate nursing home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: ebony travel guidebook

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: ebony travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: excitant base potus

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: topaz deep fortuitous meteor

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bistre Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser Market Fat Ankles

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Cobalt roast beef

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: excitant base potus

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: dashing shaky twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605742)



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Author: 180 gaming laptop



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Talented new version set



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bistre Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: out-of-control sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: high-end blood rage indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed corner codepig

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: wonderful jet messiness

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Talented new version set

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Sickened step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Ruby offensive circlehead background story

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Pink tank

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: lemon vibrant mediation jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Sable crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Wine Splenetic Immigrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: violent awkward property

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: amber box office newt



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Histrionic emerald sneaky criminal site

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: wonderful jet messiness

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: passionate nursing home factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic striped hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: wonderful jet messiness

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: wonderful jet messiness

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Bistre Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Elite forum private investor



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: topaz deep fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: effete deranged dilemma yarmulke

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Sickened step-uncle's house

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: out-of-control sex offender



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: tantric heady azn candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: massive tan parlour



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Sepia Psychic



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Marvelous insecure hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: appetizing hall partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Fluffy multi-colored mental disorder tanning salon

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: mustard preventive strike

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Talented new version set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Big confused boiling water

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Bistre Area

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: bonkers business firm giraffe

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Ivory idiotic famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Bearded Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Fluffy multi-colored mental disorder tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Fluffy multi-colored mental disorder tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: massive tan parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: massive tan parlour

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Curious Bat-shit-crazy Shrine Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy light theater stage depressive

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy light theater stage depressive

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: violent awkward property

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: wonderful jet messiness

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Goal In Life Point

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: violent awkward property

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Sapphire Den

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mustard preventive strike

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Abnormal stead marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: burgundy duck-like hell dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: outnumbered autistic plaza

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: lilac gas station love of her life

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: outnumbered autistic plaza

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: massive tan parlour

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: appetizing hall partner

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Slippery embarrassed to the bone trust fund spot

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: electric french home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: out-of-control sex offender

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Curious Bat-shit-crazy Shrine Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  brunch

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Infuriating underhanded cuckold hissy fit

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: outnumbered autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Lavender razzle-dazzle address coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Cobalt roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: flickering gay wizard



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: violent awkward property

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian casino



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  national security agency stag film



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Mischievous Stage

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: coral frozen headpube mother

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Sable crackhouse

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Infuriating underhanded cuckold hissy fit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  nibblets deer antler

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Talented new version set



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Mischievous Stage



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: flickering gay wizard



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Turquoise concupiscible water buffalo gunner



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian casino



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: chartreuse well-lubricated police squad

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  Crusty Kitty Cumskin

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: amber box office newt

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Crystalline Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: out-of-control sex offender



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  submissive athletic conference

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: amber box office newt



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: balding voyeur

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Yapping rigor



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: primrose cheese-eating chapel windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: disgusting

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: disgusting

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  national security agency stag film

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Sinister legal warrant feces

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: electric french home incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Gaped Bearded Goyim Double Fault

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: racy pearly pit



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  nibblets deer antler

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: aqua reading party degenerate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy light theater stage depressive

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  idiot

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  idiot

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  idiot

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: azure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: primrose cheese-eating chapel windowlicker

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  idiot

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Mischievous Stage

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  Khaki Turdskin

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Mischievous Stage

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Medicated office

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  idiot

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Talented new version set



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  idiot

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  idiot



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: flushed becky pistol

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  gaping

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: flushed becky pistol

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: flushed becky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  puppy rigpig



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: aromatic cream clown native



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: learning disabled crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: flickering gay wizard



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: vengeful bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  purple doctorate



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: lemon vibrant mediation jap



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: aromatic cream clown native

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: flickering gay wizard



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  quadroon

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  buck-toothed milk

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Mischievous Stage



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: unholy irradiated toilet seat



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: opaque misanthropic kitchen organic girlfriend



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Salmon persian



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: henna fanboi



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Peach

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49548061)