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Hypo: $1M to not use soap, shampoo, deoderant, etc. for the next 3 years
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: White balding chad Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or similar personal care/hygiene products for the next 3 years, you will get $1M tax free.
Toothpaste and mouthwash are fine to use for their intended purposes.
Washing with water or a cloth is fine.
You can load and run the dishwasher and washing machine as those won't contribute to you getting clean. But, you can't wash dishes or your car by hand, as you'd be touching the soap/soapy water.
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: umber mildly autistic home Sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739748) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: White balding chad 180
Does it affect your life, like being able to go "out" or thing do or anything? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: umber mildly autistic home Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the greasy look. And avoid activities that make me sweat a lot I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739895) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: White balding chad Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alone would get you pretty clean. Getting dirt and grime off would be tougher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740685) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: bisexual hairraiser locale roommate lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to wash some of my nice dishes, utensils, and tools by hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739758) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: White balding chad Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? Or not use them for a couple years?
Skin get dry sounds like flame. People didn't wash with soap for millions of years. Now you're telling me you need fancy moisturizing soaps and lotions? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: dead old irish cottage goal in life Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets dry in winter when the humidity drops, so I have to drink more water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739801) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: White balding chad Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had a problem with dry skin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739835) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: bisexual hairraiser locale roommate i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family make. we have a lot of nice kitchen gear and cook a lot so all that stuff needs to be cleaned. even if i had live-in help, they're not cleaning everything every time.
people have been using oils and fats and other substances for their skin and hair for a very long time. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: White balding chad Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739841) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: bisexual hairraiser locale roommate because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot of the dishes but not 100%. especially not for 3 years
i think it's common for guys on the internet to pretend that soap, shampoo, lotions, etc are some new-fangled innovation forced by women on men in the 20th century. and prior to then, men only washed with water after a day of tough manual labor and lived to a ripe old age.
reality is that people have known about the benefits of washing with soap of thousands of years even if they didn't always have it available. and in times when soap and overall hygiene was worse, we died at young age from hygiene related diseases all the time |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: dead old irish cottage goal in life If you're in tech this is nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739793) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: dead old irish cottage goal in life Can I wear nitrile gloves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739797) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: White balding chad Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739839) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: dead old irish cottage goal in life Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: White balding chad No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here with that nonsense. I thought you meant like could you paint a room or stain our deck with nitrile gloves on, which would be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740307) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: effete nibblets macaca No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739910) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: White balding chad Why not? You can still wash with water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740308) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: effete nibblets macaca My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want following me around all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740573) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: dead old irish cottage goal in life why not think about others for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740655) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: primrose gaming laptop church building you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740312) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Judgmental Metal Weed Whacker Does Tommy T get back pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739925) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: fiercely-loyal supple kitchen antidepressant drug zing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740318) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: big turquoise giraffe casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742338) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes.
i already dont use shampoo and barely use soap except for on my hands |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: White balding chad No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wipes?
Are you in? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard because they arent soap?
in that case im out at 1 million for 3 years |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Bronze theater stage Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne allowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740481) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: White balding chad Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care or hygiene type products. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740689) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: Bronze theater stage Fuck it. I'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740838) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: transparent frum azn can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not intended to be used? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740487) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need it "in places not intended to be used" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740492) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: transparent frum azn you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, neck, etc. if you wanted to feel more thoroughly clean during the day. also, if you were worried about infections because you weren't using soap/bodywash to get the grime off your body. It might also neutralize some of the odor on your skin from sweat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740499) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water and maybe a little scrubbing?
i havent used soap other than on my hands in years, excepting times when i got some grease or something on another body part
shampoo too. dont use it. just conditioner |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: White balding chad Not allowed. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740692) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: scarlet cerebral rehab factory reset button I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three years without bathing has for a million dollars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740491) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: White balding chad You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no soap and other stuff like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740693) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: bossy senate son of senegal Lol deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740498) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Silver bonkers piazza coldplay fan Just get in pool or ocean when you can
Easy yes hypo I basically already do this for the $300k a year |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard do you wash your hands? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740579) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Silver bonkers piazza coldplay fan Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water
JFL at goyim itt getting BIGSOAP fucked and stripping away the natural flora and protective layers on their skin everytime they touch a handle |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that being a goy trait.
also i like washing with soap after wiping my ass at least |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Silver bonkers piazza coldplay fan Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740629) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: sexy misunderstood haunted graveyard you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740642) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Silver bonkers piazza coldplay fan Hypo says TP tp is fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740647) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: twisted angry sanctuary Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740587) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: underhanded menage messiness I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the cleaning in all instances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740690) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: White balding chad Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740697) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: slap-happy razzle-dazzle shitlib coffee pot so be an average indian except for the money part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742262) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Infuriating set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742265) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: soggy soul-stirring public bath I would just swim in a pool a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742536) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: slap-happy razzle-dazzle shitlib coffee pot what if Ganges only swimming hole available? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49743173) |