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Sealclubber is so stupid it's actually unreal
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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce How tf did that guy even find this message board
There's no way he was ever involved in law or law school right |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story He’s suggested that he’s a lawyer. There are lots of legit dumbfucks in shitlaw. He’s likely one of them. If he was at a decent firm or gov agency he’d have said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746616) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:42 PM Author: curious people who are hurt he probably has connections in the legal field given that he looks like this: https://x.com/Agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746623) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Diverse Corner I'm gonna get shit for this, but there is absolutely no way sealclubber is jewish. Stereotypes like high ashkenazi IQ exist for a reason, and he would singlehandedly blow that up.
I always imagine him being unnaturally pale with a shaved head. Think like the Harkonnens from Dune, but with broad slavic features and the empty, stupid-yet-blue eyes of a Dumb Polack. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: bearded ultramarine church building partner He's Jewish as fuck dude. Even admitted it here before they starting genocide. The best way to make sense of him is to realize he's a woman |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Diverse Corner Off-the-wall take. I don't think i've ever met a rabidly neocon woman.
This dude is like if Sean Hannity -- no, Mark Levin (Hannity too humorous) -- suffered brain damage and lost 43 IQ points. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story that is a perfect way to describe him. and also that he went into a coma in 2003 and just woke up (maybe that's how he lost the 43 iq points).
you gotta hand it to him, he is roundly ridiculed on here - literally by everyone - and he just keeps coming back and aggressively arguing with people.
he's completely unable to read the room, too. he always calls me a "bigot" because i'm antisemitic. on xo, he calls me this. on one of the most antisemitic chatboards in the universe, he calls me a bigot as an insult. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: bearded ultramarine church building partner He's a bizarre Texan jew who isn't a neocon, just a jew, not that they aren't all Jewish. Also likes shiner bock Approach his posting for a week as if he were a woman. Interesting things happen in your brain |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story he's straight up admitted being jewish before, and he never denies it when called a jew.
he also gets really mad and calls people "bigot" for shitting on his people LMAO |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: Diverse Corner He would be the stupidest jew I've ever hear-- not met, mind you: *heard of*.
That long hitler screed about how gradually he began to hate them would have come out totally different. Way shorter. "Jesus fucking christ what a goddamn retard." |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction their average iq is 115 at the high end, which would mean half are below that and a double digit % is below 100.
this is like saying al roker isn't black because he's short. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Diverse Corner Yeah but I always imagine sealclubber maxxing out his intellectual horsepower just to interact with his keyboard on a mechanical level.
The joke I always say is that if someone snuck into his house (studio apartment, group home, hostel, what have you) and rotated his keyboard 180 degrees (so the space bar is away from the user) we'd never hear from him ever again. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction paraphrasing tbf (i think) here, but it's amazing he even finds value in poasting on a text only message bort for so long. you'd think there'd be a fairly high iq floor to even find this enjoyable. otoh, he is perpetually confused, humorless, and angry, so maybe this is true. but then why does he came here at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748551) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story "why are there no pictures" he asks himself before logging off and cracking the latest Bill O'Reilly history tome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748554) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Diverse Corner ... Does he know there are other websites?
I can imagine him trying to venture out by single-finger hunt-and-pecking a new AOL Keyword into his MS Edge address bar and then getting frustrated and assuming xo is all there is. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: bearded ultramarine church building partner And they hide their stupidest ones in tunnels to study the Torah all day and leech off the welfare system (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748532) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven holy shit, zurich. going to an alt to create a crybaby thread you are a pathetic fuck. and a moronic bigot. great combo, loser |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce How did you even manage to become literate lol do you have one of those weird Jewish genetic diseases from Ashkenazi inbreeding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746421) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story Lmao at you thinking op must be me. Did you miss nearly everyone here dubbing you are dumbest poaster for the last several years?
You’re remarkably stupid. Lean into it man. |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven funny how the faggot op you has only made one appearance in any thread tonight the jews own you and your loser wife |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Gay Public Bath Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747793) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: curious people who are hurt believe it or not, and hear me out on this one, there are multiple people here who hate your guts you big-nosed demonic zionist piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746625) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven wahhhh wahhhh i care so much about you loser bigots. trust me, i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746882) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story The poaster above is also me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746977) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:04 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven shit try, zurich. too bad you got addicted to drugs, fucked whores and made your wife into a pathetic bitch for taking you back. can't wait until your kids find out what a pathetic fuck their father is. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:08 AM Author: curious people who are hurt even assuming that's all true, at least he's not you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747137) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven are you a girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748442) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story I make your yearly salary in maybe two months. LJL at you, you semi-literate kike. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747341) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven hopefully your wife takes half of that and all of your children what a pathetic loser you are. but hey you're arrogant! great combination |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story well, you'd be arrogant too if you weren't stupid and poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748488) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven holy shit, you're a lame faggot. you strawman me to make yourself feel better? what a fucking loser. you know shit about me. durr durr durr well you're stupid! wahhhh wahhhhh we do know something about you. you a drug addict, a whore fucker, and a guy who did both while married and while having children. ultimate loser. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story What if Sealclubber turned out to be an M&A partner at Skadden? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749285) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven what if zurich turned out to be a non-bigoted, non-drug addicted, non-whore fucking, non-cheater? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749364) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story can you please stop calling me a bigot on this website? it's hurting my reputation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749425) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven wow. maybe faggeratttt will respond and tell you how clever that was. you're a fucking loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750081) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:24 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction edit: responded to wrong poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750369) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:32 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story Not dven Sealclubber is stupid enough to think that the thing that finally brought us to war after 30+ years of Israel trying to get us to do so was either of the two things he identified.
Or is he that dumb? |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction im now more upset he's deflecting by claiming independent justifications are a compound argument. i think he legitimately doesnt underetand what a compound argument is, and thinks that seperate justifications are compound when they all serve to justify one argument. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750397) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: curious people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746596) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Wonderful Rehab Persian He's 75th percentile IQ among Jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746605) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:44 PM Author: curious people who are hurt he's bottom 1% for jews and bottom 0.0000000001% of society at large. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746631) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Metal vivacious karate gaping he's definitely a bottom
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:07 AM Author: curious people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747135) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story https://x.com/agallezacydl/status/2025252586295558251?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746654) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:02 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49746889) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:07 AM Author: curious people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747136) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:35 AM Author: Marvelous aggressive digit ratio Anyone have that subthread speculating that he is, in fact, a seal that was clubbed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747160) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471233&mc=84&forum_id=2#47253809 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747339) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747345) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Marvelous aggressive digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747433) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:26 AM Author: bearded ultramarine church building partner searching for sealclubber is pretty hilarious
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4824024&mc=16&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction he's aggressively stupid. the most infuriating type of stupidity where someone starts calling you stupid when they get cornered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747395) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Startling candlestick maker He has an extremely high burst IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747401) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747551) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven you'll never know how i react when you get me cornered. you're a midwit who went to a ttt out of necessity, not choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748446) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843335&mc=230&forum_id=2#49746614 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748470) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven holy shit. you point to a thread where you go non sequitur to say you cornered me? unreal level of stupidity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749045) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction why is it a non-sequitur? are there no other countries that kill a bunch of arabs within their purported borders? and, if there are, is there a legitimate non-israel reason we dont declare war on them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749122) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven holy shit, you're stupid "they put a hit out on trump first they killed 30,000 people
why would you expect trump to put up with either action?
you're a simpleton, zurich. and a bitch."
faggeratttt, you read that and then started making really stupid projections and asinine assumptions. if you were in debate, you had a really shit teacher. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction thats a lot of sperging and adhoms but nothing responsive. try answering the question. you're the one that made a claim it's a nonsequitur. explain it to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749221) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven let's ignore that they put out a hit on him let's ignore that we haven't declared war on them let's ignore that they are supposedly closer than comfort to getting nukes let's ignore that trump spent a lot of 2025 trying to stop countries from creating unnecessary deaths and was often successful let's ignore that you start going off on the durr durr arabs durr durr no, let's not ignore that last one. you're a stupid faggot who thinks that was cornering me. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction you are correct. i am asking about one aspect of an argument *YOU* made.
now, do you want to attempt to defend it? |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:18 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven the argument was compound you stupid fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750191) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story so you're saying that the hit they put on him, standing alone, wouldn't have done it, nor would the 30k peaceful protestors he killed (standing alone)? but that it was these two particular things combined?
this makes sense, actually. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction but thats still not a compound argument that would defy defending one of the justications alone. its just multiple indepdendent justifications hes arguing the total weight justifies his conclusion.
a compound argument where each component is related would be like "we should eat outside because its sunny and were hungry."
of course its just bald face jewish deflections because he made an argument that applies more to israel than iran. i figured he'd at least make some spurious jewish excuses about how ackshually israel is different. instead he incorrectly says it out of context after multiple poasts of other deflections. this is a window into why he's universally recognized as the dumbest of all time. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction it is not a compound argument. putting a hit on trump et al and iran killing iranians are independent justifications. im asking you to defend one of them. youre being evasive and deflecting because you won't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750500) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven it is both, you fucking moron "A compound argument is a type of logical argument that contains two or more premises (or reasons) that are combined in some way to support a single conclusion. Unlike a simple argument, which may have only one premise, a compound argument uses multiple interconnected statements to build its reasoning" i don't know all of the reasons trump is using to justify attacking iran. there are many others other than the ones i named. please just kill yourself. you're so fucking dense it's amazing. let conway suck your pecker first. that's what you both want. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction if they are independent, then why couldn't you defend one indepedently?
or, why didn't you explain how they relate and how that component contributes instead of just writing a bunch of angry insults? |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven why don't you refute every justification that exists? there are two main reasons people are against the 'war' 1. they are against all wars 2. they hate israel and believe this war benefits israel that results in ignoring all of the justifications that a country may have for engaging in a war. btw, faggerattt, hypothetically, do you believe that people would support trump's decision to not attack iran if iran got nukes and used them? |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction 1) im not asking you to refute every justification, im asking you to defend one you made
2) those arent the main reasons. another one is that it's not in our interest. also, the onus is on the person advocating for war. im not opposed to all wars, or any war that may benefit israel. but the default is to not go to war, obviously, as there are plenty of conflicts we don't join. the default option is peace.
3) i think more people would support war if iran used nukes, of course. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story re 3), were you not aware that Iran was 2-4 days away from obtaining a nuke when we bombed them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750900) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction theres so much jewish sophistry wrapped up in that "hypo." its just so idiotic. of course more people would support war then. the only options are fewer people or the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750928) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:31 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story as is the case with spaceporn, i often go back and forth on whether sealclubber is doing schtick or real. even though i know he must be real, it's hard to believe.
early 2000s retard national review neocon talking points, "edgy" moniker he's never changed despite being made fun of for it for years, is actually jewish, writes like a hs dropout (he called me "the biggest creator of Israel support on xo" bc of my antisemitism - that is a verbatim quote). it's really mind-boggling that someone this dimwitted, retarded and out of sync with xo made his way here. how? |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction his prose is really remarkable
he formats poasts like this
and uses phrases like
durr durr
he really thinks he's
super smart |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story retard haikus, one might say. this one from ITT Mactually flows like a jap poem a little bit:
funny how the faggot op
you
has only made one appearance in any thread tonight
the jews own you and your loser wife |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction he thinks faggot is such an edgy insult
he uses it everywhere
im gunnerfaggottttt and tbf is to be faggot
durr durr
almost as edgy as his moniker
sealclubber |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story pretty sure he's
called me
zurich is faggot before or
zurich is gay |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction but you have had sexual relations with
intact genetic males
so at least that insult makes
sense
durr durr |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:10 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story durr durrr
i'm faggerattt. i'm a bigot durr durr |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction durr durr
you just love muslims
it's retarded to kneejerk support something because of
identity
unless it's
jews
you faggot |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: bearded ultramarine church building partner You two actually do sound like huge faggots rn.
Probably delete and retire imho |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (sealclubber alt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747932) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction i have had sex
frequently
with zurichs partner
gary
so this is not wholly inaccurate
durr durr |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748513) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven no, it's faggerattt, faggot. get it right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748448) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction shouldnt it be faggotatttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749144) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:19 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven lol, how funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750192) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: violent sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749301) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Gay Public Bath Roast Beef he has shit for brains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49747797) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Gay Public Bath Roast Beef π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Startled Lake Toaster He's well-known as being among the stupidest people to have ever posted here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748520) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story i poasted this a few weeks ago, but he is a rarity in that i think there's unanimity among poasters that sealclubber is THE dumbest poaster here. not "one of," THE dumbest.
remarkable to get that many divergent minds to agree on something. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction especially considering he broadly aligns with prevailing xo opinions (outside of israel dickriding). so you can't even blame his reputation on people calling him stupid because they disagree with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748564) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 8:33 AM Author: Sepia massive sneaky criminal mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750385) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven you have a tranny kid named einstein. you're a genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751743) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce you really never know when one of these threads is gonna pop off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748607) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story Ikr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49748619) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven you get faggeratttt and zurich the drug addicted whorefucking loser and thread counts go up way past what they deserve
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction this is one of the smarter and more accurate things you've said. however, not applicable here, as your stupidity has been causing random 100+ threads for a decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749114) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749562) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Wonderful Rehab Persian A specter haunts AutoAdmit's halls, Sealclubber, answering every call. Dubbed stupid, dim, a digital blight, He argues on, with all his might.
From Texas born, or so they say, A Jewish voice in a peculiar way. Some claim a coma, a mind askew, Lost decades back, with little to pursue.
"Faggot!" he cries, a tired refrain, While Zurich's name evokes his pain. He boasts of wealth, a fleeting guise, And lashes out with bitter lies.
They speak of IQ, low and strained, A mind that's fractured, poorly maintained. A haiku penned in digital dust, A baffling soul, in whom no one trusts.
Is it a schtick, a long-held game? Or genuine madness, fueling the flame? He posts and rages, a singular plea, Lost in the void for all to see.
Though mocked and scorned, he still persists, A digital phantom, in online mists. Sealclubber's legend, strange and true, The stupidest poster, for me and you.
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven you have now spent more time on me than i will ever on you
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Wonderful Rehab Persian This took 11 seconds. Want me to do another? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749180) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749296) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: Wonderful Rehab Persian From tunnels deep, a voice ascends, “Holy shit, Zurich!” – the rant never ends. Sealclubber posts, a furious tide, “You are a pathetic fuck,” his venomous pride.
He claims a law degree, a lawyer’s grace, But posts like this reveal an empty space. “I make your yearly salary,” a boast so grand, While logic crumbles, slipping through his hand.
“He's Jewish as fuck,” the whispers fly, Though he admits it, with a defiant cry. “He’s straight up admitted,” one poster decreed, “A bizarre Texan Jew, fulfilling a need…to annoy, indeed.”
“Durr durr,” he types, a haiku of dread, “You just love Muslims,” the words are spread. He calls you "bigot,” a label so worn, While his own views are twisted and torn.
They say he’s lost IQ, a mind decayed, “He's bottom 1%," a judgment made. “He formats his posts like broken code,” A rambling mess on this digital road.
“A coma in 2003?” the rumors swirl, “Awakened now, a lost, confused world.” “He's well-known as being among the stupidest,” they claim, A unanimous verdict, fueling the flame.
“What if Sealclubber was an M&A partner?” a thought takes flight, But quickly dismissed, lost in the night. He hides behind insults, a fruitless plea, "Zurich is faggot!" for all to see.
“He thinks ‘faggot’ is edgy," a mocking refrain, “A tireless poster, driving us insane.” A specter haunts, a digital ghost, Sealclubber rages, utterly lost.
His prose is “remarkable,” in a twisted way, A chaotic storm, day after day. One verse summarizes, blunt and true: “Sealclubber’s legend…the stupidest, for me and you.” |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story I sang this to myself to the tune of “Velvet Underground” by Jonathan Richman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749292) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Gay Public Bath Roast Beef π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Wonderful Rehab Persian A loser, a bigot, a whore-fucker too— That's Sealclubber’s greeting aimed straight at you. He calls you drug-addled, and wife-forsaken, Then claims you’re the one completely mistaken!
“Zurich!” he bellows, a furious cry, While quoting O'Reilly as the hours fly. He's bottom percentile, a dimwitted case, A forgotten mind in a digital space.
Is he real, a troll, or just deeply absurd? His logic scrambled, rarely a coherent word. He formats his posts like broken code, A rambling mess on this digital road.
“Faggerattt!” he shouts, a mantra so bold, A verbal weapon, centuries old. He'll disagree with everything you claim, Then call you a bigot, fueling the flame.
So easy to write, a verse takes flight, About Sealclubber, day and night. He’s endlessly baffling, infuriatingly free, A bottom-tier poster, for all to see! |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749294) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven wow. so clever. 11 seconds or 12 with ai? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750195) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:51 PM Author: pontificating dead gunner pistol He was CGM's libertarian minion for a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749288) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: bearded ultramarine church building partner Lawman8 also thought he was brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749322) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49749347) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: walnut bbw blood rage absolutely devastating for OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750926) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Gay Public Bath Roast Beef π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story thread counts go up way past what they deserve
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Date: March 17th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce Boom. Broke 100 posts. Another banger thread from computer_smasher420
How does he do it folks |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: geriatric dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750634) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Twinkling Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751765) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:00 AM Author: Stimulating chrome deer antler private investor I stand with sealclubber against "computer_smasher420" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750180) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: curious people who are hurt I stand with computer_smasher420 against "sealclubberβ‘οΈ" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750645) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce You would (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750898) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story are you jewish my man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49750902) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Stimulating chrome deer antler private investor Absolutely not
I'm not per se a fan of sealclubber. I like the reactions he elicits though. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story me too. like i said, he's a spaceporn kinda figure. how can you not like him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751222) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction sealclubber is a very valuable member of the great bort. I'm glad hes here.
spaceporn should go because of the 1 rule violations. but outside of thet he's also value add. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:41 PM Author: Stimulating chrome deer antler private investor I really don't like SP. Straight up lolcow. He needs to stay away from here for his own good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751514) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce Sealclubber is hilarious and a value add to the board, no question
This thread should not be taken as an attack on him. I was just pointing out that he is, as a factual matter, extraordinarily stupid |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction not only is sealclubbers stupidity often a 180 contribution on its own, but it also serves to establish the floor for "dumbest poaster."
its actually really cool that on an conservatie law school message bort, a shitlib non-lawyer felon methhead like benzo is recognized unanimously as being smarter than sealclubber. sealclubber is proof that consensus opinion isn't completely defined by a poasters politics or pedigree. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven holy shit. you can continue to cut and paste the same boring shit you always post, but it would be nice if you could at least come up with something new a true ttt |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: geriatric dysfunction quite the accusation coming from the guy who has spammed "durr durr" for 15 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751780) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Gay Public Bath Roast Beef π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨ π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: March 17th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Big Insane Faggotry Genital Piercing unreal stupidity is the best kind tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751563) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751735) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: appetizing cobalt spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751747) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven i made zurich is faggot upset in different thread so he started this one under an alt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751750) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: At-the-ready chad lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751751) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751763) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven yes zurich alt. what was it i posted that made you soooo mad you couldn't argue it in the other thread, but had to start this one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751767) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story it was a number of things tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751776) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven sure it was. go fuck a whore next time |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story what does that even mean?
you type like you're ESL. wtf. it's really mind-boggling. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder Heaven name those so many other things or name the actual thing the second sentence i'm sure you understand very well. so does your wife. so will your children. |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story there are at least 7 and i'm having trouble ranking them tbh. give me a little time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751883) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story hopefully this teaches you not to dunk on me on the board. it embarrasses me and gets me angry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751766) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Titillating internet-worthy chapel multi-billionaire What can I say I have a lot of time on my hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49760197) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:38 PM Author: Multi-colored chocolate friendly grandma background story i certainly do! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49760205) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: underhanded zippy boltzmann He’s dumb af, so the fact xo blackpillers and panicans are making him look brilliant by comparison is really something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2)#49751771) |