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9th circuit rules that nude all-womens korean spa must allow flopping penises

facts: conservative religious korean community has a female-...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
denies rehearing en banc https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datast...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
van DYKE doesnt like swinging dicks
Opaque macaca
  03/14/26
Wow, not flame
Splenetic market
  03/14/26
flame. evan39 wrote that.
self-absorbed tanning salon jewess
  03/14/26
original 3 judge panel opinion from earlier. circuit judge ...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
McKeown, majority. Olympus Spa, et al. v. Armstrong, et...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
> That language makes us sound like juveniles, not judges...
Razzle lodge
  03/14/26
the majesty of the law! get out of here if you are lacking i...
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deep charcoal dragon
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Lol at libs who want girls to be forced to see penises bleat...
Opaque macaca
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deep charcoal dragon
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doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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dont all girls want to see penis tho?
Lime Hospital
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Stimulating institution
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translucent faggot firefighter
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HALFORD, J., concurring, in favor of GIANT FUCKSTICKS
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insane nudist theatre
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Stimulating institution
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greedy university trump supporter
  03/15/26
my penis won't be flopping, i assure you
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jade bearded roommate
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Libs?
Metal black woman
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deep charcoal dragon
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"You may think that swinging dicks shouldn’t appe...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
Okay, I lol'd
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(Thomas, J. dissenting to the dissent)
Spectacular Step-uncle's House Really Tough Guy
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180
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bistre half-breed property
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tp.
deep charcoal dragon
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they totally did! but you can't violate the constitutional r...
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deep charcoal dragon
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OWENS, Circuit Judge, joined by FORREST, Circuit Judge, resp...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
that's the full concurrence tp
deep charcoal dragon
  03/14/26
Is this real? I have no idea what's real any longer.
aphrodisiac turquoise state
  03/14/26
Was sure it was you at first, but appears to be real.
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deep charcoal dragon
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it's real, brother
Spectacular Step-uncle's House Really Tough Guy
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"The modern world is madder than any satires on it.&quo...
deep charcoal dragon
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and fabulous
disrespectful gaped feces national
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deep charcoal dragon
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181 dissent. lol at the shitlib judges maf that someone dare...
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Splenetic market
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deep charcoal dragon
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deep charcoal dragon
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appellate law is a bucket of whitewash paint. the dissenting...
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deep charcoal dragon
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Stimulating institution
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translucent faggot firefighter
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*EPAH pops open champagne*
self-absorbed tanning salon jewess
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Van Dyke has been winning the SCOTUS sweepstakes in my mind ...
Dun gaping
  03/14/26
no, I never heard of him until this opinion. but i'm intrig...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/14/26
he made the gun video dissent
Vibrant Goyim Clown
  03/14/26
ty! had never seen this. 18 min video explaining how guns w...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  03/15/26
I believe he went to some random bible college in oklahoma, ...
Dun gaping
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you are right - i stand corrected. a unique background amon...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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VanDyke p. 4: Full nudity is central to the tradition,
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doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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Haven Wilvich is a man who identifies as female, has twice ...
Vibrant Goyim Clown
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US Supreme Court might take this, right? You know Kavanaugh...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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Relax, it's just an incidental restriction bro: "We con...
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doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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bro i'm sorry but it just doesn't seem right to refer to a p...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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Finally, I’ll respond briefly to my colleagues’ ...
Vibrant Goyim Clown
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Yes, the introduction to this dissent intentionally uses ind...
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deep charcoal dragon
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insane nudist theatre
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twinkling crawly ratface blood rage
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jade bearded roommate
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Ur half-korean dotter eye-level with zher dick
Splenetic market
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Kenneth Lee dissent Korean spas provide services incorpor...
doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
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didn't read any of the actual case shit. no way to block ...
disrespectful gaped feces national
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majority said no, dissents said yes
insane nudist theatre
  03/15/26
to me that proves that they aren't anti-trans, given that tr...
twinkling crawly ratface blood rage
  03/15/26
i would bet anything this judge has a moniker
Stimulating institution
  03/15/26
No question. Check out his HLS dates https://en.wikipedia.o...
insane nudist theatre
  03/15/26
I dunno. He graduated in '05 and was born in 1972. His class...
Drab Bateful Bawdyhouse Messiness
  03/15/26
This guy fucks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_VanD...
insane nudist theatre
  03/15/26
"No Dick Allow"
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Splenetic market
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

facts: conservative religious korean community has a female-only spa, where women as young as 13 are nude together while bathing communally. their policy is they will let in trans women who've had surgery, but no visible swinging penises (so if you haven't had the surgery, you can't enter).

original 3 judge panel rules for plaintiff. court denies rehearing en banc yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743249)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

denies rehearing en banc https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2026/03/12/23-4031.pdf

trump appointee vandyke (oklahoma state --> harvard law)

starts his dissent as follows, talking about swinging dicks, "woke" regulators, and complicit judges:

1

Olympus Spa, et al. v. Armstrong, et al., No. 23-4031

VANDYKE, Circuit Judge, dissenting from the denial of rehearing en banc:

This is a case about swinging dicks. The Christian owners of Olympus Spa—a traditional Korean, women-only, nude spa—understandably don’t want them in their spa. Their female employees and female clients don’t want them in their spa either. But Washington State insists on them. And now so does the Ninth Circuit.

You may think that swinging dicks shouldn’t appear in a judicial opinion. You’re not wrong. But as much as you might understandably be shocked and displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I hope we all can agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus Spa—some as young as thirteen—to be visually assaulted by the real thing.

Sometimes, it feels like the supposed adults in the room have collectively lost their minds. Woke regulators and complicit judges seem entirely willing, even eager, to ignore the consequences that their Frankenstein social experiments impose on real women and young girls. Yet if harmful and unfortunate consequences were all this case was about, we’d have to shrug and say: “That’s what comes with living in a democracy.” Unless the Constitution is implicated, we get what we voted for “good and hard.”1

1 H.L. MENCKEN, A LITTLE BOOK IN C MAJOR 19 (John Lane Co., 1916)

(“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and

deserve to get it good and hard.”).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743258)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Opaque macaca

van DYKE doesnt like swinging dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743349)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Splenetic market

Wow, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744107)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed tanning salon jewess

flame. evan39 wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744424)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

original 3 judge panel opinion from earlier. circuit judge kenneth lee wrote a fine, quieter dissent

https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2025/05/29/23-4031.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743259)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

McKeown, majority.

Olympus Spa, et al. v. Armstrong, et al., No. 23-4031

McKEOWN, Senior Circuit Judge, joined by MURGUIA, Chief Judge,

HAWKINS, S.R. THOMAS, GRABER, FLETCHER, PAEZ, BERZON,

CLIFTON, BYBEE, and HURWITZ, Senior Circuit Judges, WARDLAW,

GOULD, RAWLINSON, M. SMITH, CHRISTEN, NGUYEN, FRIEDLAND,

MILLER, KOH, SUNG, SANCHEZ, H.A. THOMAS, MENDOZA, DESAI,

JOHNSTONE, and DE ALBA, Circuit Judges, respecting the denial of rehearing

en banc:

The American legal system has long been regarded as a place to resolve disputes in a dignified and civil manner or, as Justice O’Connor put it, to “disagree without being disagreeable.”1 It is not a place for vulgar barroom talk. Nor is it a place to suggest that fellow judges have “collectively lost their minds,” or that they are “woke judges[]” “complicit” in a scheme to harm ordinary Americans. That language makes us sound like juveniles, not judges, and it undermines public trust in the courts. The lead dissent’s use of such coarse language and invective may make for publicity or entertainment value, but it has no place in a judicial opinion. The lead dissent ignores ordinary principles of dignity and civility and demeans this court. Neither the parties nor the panel dissent found it necessary to invoke such crude and vitriolic language. Decorum and collegiality demand more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743299)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Razzle lodge

> That language makes us sound like juveniles, not judges, and it undermines public trust in the courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743397)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

the majesty of the law! get out of here if you are lacking in decorum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743634)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743638)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Opaque macaca

Lol at libs who want girls to be forced to see penises bleating about obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743759)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743778)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744528)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Lime Hospital

dont all girls want to see penis tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744540)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744753)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: translucent faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745487)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Opaque macaca

HALFORD, J., concurring, in favor of GIANT FUCKSTICKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743387)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting rusted locus legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743553)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743630)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743635)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743639)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Splenetic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744103)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744154)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744187)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744191)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 2:50 AM
Author: insane nudist theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744748)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744754)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: greedy university trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744984)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Resort Shitlib

my penis won't be flopping, i assure you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743396)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743398)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed ape senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743425)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743426)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743623)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743628)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: indecent box office mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743736)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743777)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: jade bearded roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744712)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Metal black woman

Libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743432)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743631)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

"You may think that swinging dicks shouldn’t appear in a judicial opinion."

I actually don't think this at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743641)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743643)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743662)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743663)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Hairless Glittery Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743670)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743671)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: amber abode trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743741)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743785)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Step-uncle's House Really Tough Guy

(Thomas, J. dissenting to the dissent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743761)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743786)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743823)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743830)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745258)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Motley Range Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744411)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744413)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744755)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: bistre half-breed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743647)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743650)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

they totally did! but you can't violate the constitutional rights of the spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743666)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743668)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

OWENS, Circuit Judge, joined by FORREST, Circuit Judge, respecting the denial of rehearing en banc:

Regarding the dissenting opinion of Judge VanDyke: We are better than this. [that's the full concurrence]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743661)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon

that's the full concurrence tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743665)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac turquoise state

Is this real? I have no idea what's real any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743765)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: misunderstood free-loading school

Was sure it was you at first, but appears to be real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743779)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743825)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Step-uncle's House Really Tough Guy

it's real, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743866)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon

"The modern world is madder than any satires on it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49743876)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: disrespectful gaped feces national

and fabulous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744011)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744156)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: indigo circlehead

181 dissent. lol at the shitlib judges maf that someone dared to say in plain language what they were actually voting for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744029)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Splenetic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744111)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: twinkling crawly ratface blood rage

appellate law is a bucket of whitewash paint. the dissenting judge showed the unvarnished truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744437)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744497)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:08 AM
Author: Stimulating institution



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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: translucent faggot firefighter



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed tanning salon jewess

*EPAH pops open champagne*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744425)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Dun gaping

Van Dyke has been winning the SCOTUS sweepstakes in my mind for awhile now. I'm far more impressed with a dude doing this stuff from the Ninth Circuit than from the safe majority rule of the Fifth.

Does anyone know if he's a GOPe cuck on consumer/4A-type issues? That's always been the problem with gop judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744478)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

no, I never heard of him until this opinion. but i'm intrigued by his background - there aren't a lot of oklahoma state --> harvard law guys. DC Circuit Clark too, Janice Rodgers Brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744507)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Goyim Clown

he made the gun video dissent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744538)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

ty! had never seen this. 18 min video explaining how guns work, related to a case determining whether a magazine was an accessory (and not an arm, and thus outside the protections of the 2nd amendment) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMC7Ntd4d4c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745093)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Dun gaping

I believe he went to some random bible college in oklahoma, not osu.

He did the video dissent on one 2A case, and then on another, wrote the majority panel opinion striking down the law and then concurred with himself writing a paint-by-numbers en banc opinion overruling himself -- to "save the en banc court some time" -- and pointed out in FNs how weak and motivated and stupid the logic was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745088)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

you are right - i stand corrected. a unique background among DC circuit clerks, and COA judges, certainly. and ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745101)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Goyim Clown

VanDyke p. 4: Full nudity is central to the tradition,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744496)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744501)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Goyim Clown

Haven

Wilvich is a man who identifies as female, has twice been married to women, and

remains sexually attracted to women.

4

4 By his own account, Wilvich is sexually attracted to women. “I enjoy dating

women and enbies in a way that I just don’t get the same fulfillment with men.” Sex

and Dating Updates, Finding Haven (Feb. 20, 2022),

https://findinghaven.blog/2022/02/20/sex-and-dating-updates/

[https://perma.cc/5JSQ-R8CP].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744502)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

US Supreme Court might take this, right? You know Kavanaugh, Thomas and Alito are there. I think Gorsuch is. I think you get 1 or 2 of Roberts/ACB. Not sure if you get Kagan, Sotomayor, or KBJ, but maybe.

I genuinely don't understand the majority position in this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Drab Bateful Bawdyhouse Messiness

Relax, it's just an incidental restriction bro: "We conclude that WLAD imposes an “incidental restriction . . . no greater than is essential” to eliminate discriminatory conduct."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744668)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744709)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

bro i'm sorry but it just doesn't seem right to refer to a penis as "incidental"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745097)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Goyim Clown

Finally, I’ll respond briefly to my colleagues’ discomfort with how I’ve

written this dissent. My distressed colleagues appear to have the fastidious

sensibilities of a Victorian nun when it comes to mere unpleasant words in my

opinion, yet exhibit the scruples of our dearly departed colleague Judge Reinhardt

when it comes to the government trampling on religious liberties8 and exposing

women and girls to male genitalia.

9 That kind of selective outrage speaks for itself.

The public deserves a court that is actually trustworthy. We should be earning that

trust, not demanding it like petty tyrants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744533)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

Yes, the introduction to this dissent intentionally uses indecorous language. But that is quite literally what this case is about. Male genitalia is precisely (and only) what the Spa, for religious reasons, objects to admitting into its female-only space. The fact that so many on our court want to pretend that this case is about anything other than swinging dicks is the very reason the shocking language is necessary. The panel majority uses slick legal arguments and deflection to studiously avoid eye contact with the actual and horrific consequences of its erroneous opinion. The “ordinary Americans” affected by the majority’s opinion don’t have that luxury. Squirm as we might, I think it’s only fair for our court to have a small taste of its own medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744649)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: deep charcoal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744654)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 2:12 AM
Author: insane nudist theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744740)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:11 AM
Author: Stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744759)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Spruce Ladyboy Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744880)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: twinkling crawly ratface blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744973)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: jade bearded roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745061)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Splenetic market

Ur half-korean dotter eye-level with zher dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745142)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: doobsian candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

Kenneth Lee dissent

Korean spas provide services incorporating hundreds of years of Korean cultural tradition going back to the Choson dynasty (1392–1910). Traditional Korean spa therapy focuses on rejuvenating the body and mind through treatments, massages, and full-body scrubs in communal bathhouses and steam rooms called jjimjilbang.

Korean spas are uniquely intimate environments: Patrons must be nude in the communal bathhouse and sauna areas, and unlike other spas, patrons are not given robes or towels for covering up. Patrons must also remain fully nude to receive traditional Korean spa services like seshin, a traditional Korean body scrub of the entire body. After soaking in a warm pool, customers are scrubbed head-to-toe to promote holistic health and to exfoliate the skin. Seshin is performed by ddemiri, individuals who are trained in the Korean art of body scrub using traditional techniques. Ddemiri intimately touch patrons for prolonged periods as they scrub them all over their bodies. And all of this occurs in a large communal area, where all the patrons must be naked. Given the intimate nature, Korean spas not surprisingly separate male and female customers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744671)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: disrespectful gaped feces national

didn't read any of the actual case shit.

no way to block the floppy cocks by using a private club model?

did they fuck up at all by allowing post-op trannies rather than barring all penis-havers-at-birth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744703)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: insane nudist theatre

majority said no, dissents said yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744749)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: twinkling crawly ratface blood rage

to me that proves that they aren't anti-trans, given that trans come in at least two varieties and they have no problem with the penis-non-havers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745287)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:13 AM
Author: Stimulating institution

i would bet anything this judge has a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744762)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: insane nudist theatre

No question. Check out his HLS dates

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_VanDyke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49744768)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Drab Bateful Bawdyhouse Messiness

I dunno. He graduated in '05 and was born in 1972. His classmaters were posting, of course. It would have been less of a thing for people his age. Maybe he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745303)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 3:19 AM
Author: insane nudist theatre

This guy fucks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_VanDyke

VanDyke was born in 1972 in Midland, Texas, and grew up in Bozeman, Montana.[2] After attending Oklahoma Christian University from 1992 to 1995, VanDyke studied civil engineering at Montana State University, graduating in 1997 with a Bachelor of Science with highest honors. He worked for his family's construction company and did graduate study at Montana State for the next three years, receiving a Master of Construction Engineering Management degree in 2000.[3]

VanDyke graduated from Bear Valley Bible Institute, a Bible college in Denver, Colorado, in 2002 with a Bachelor of Theology degree, summa cum laude. He then attended Harvard Law School, where he was an editor of the Harvard Law Review and the Harvard Journal of Law and Public Policy. He graduated in 2005 with a Juris Doctor, magna cum laude.[4]

Legal career

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VanDyke was in private practice at the law firm Gibson Dunn from 2005 to 2006, then served as a law clerk to judge Janice Rogers Brown of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit from 2006 to 2007. He returned to Gibson Dunn from 2007 to 2012. While in private practice, VanDyke performed pro bono legal work for groups including the American Civil Liberties Union, the Free Market Foundation, and the Alliance Defending Freedom.[5][6] In 2010, VanDyke filed an amicus brief in Christian Legal Society v. Martinez on behalf of Gays and Lesbians for Individual Liberty, in which he argued that a college student group had a First Amendment right to exclude from membership students whose sexual conduct violated the group's stated beliefs.[7]

From 2012 to 2013, VanDyke was an assistant to the Solicitor General of Texas. He was then appointed the Solicitor General of Montana but resigned in 2014, citing strain in the workplace.[8][9] As Solicitor General of Montana, he submitted numerous amicus curiae briefs filed in other states. He recommended signing on to other states' challenges to state and federal gun laws, co-wrote a brief supporting an Arizona law prohibiting abortions after 20 weeks, and recommended that Montana file a brief in a New Mexico case involving a photographer who refused to photograph a lesbian commitment ceremony.[10]

VanDyke unsuccessfully ran for a seat on the Montana Supreme Court in 2014, losing to incumbent Justice Mike Wheat.[11] He became Solicitor General of Nevada under Attorney General Adam Laxalt in 2015, where he served until 2019 when he became a deputy Assistant Attorney General for the United States Department of Justice Environment and Natural Resources Division.[12]

Since graduating law school, VanDyke has been a member of the Federalist Society.[3]



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Dull therapy

"No Dick Allow"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845571&forum_id=2/#49745372)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Splenetic market



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