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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126505)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: mustard telephone party of the first part

I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126519)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126533)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126585)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: mustard telephone party of the first part

I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126609)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?

Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126621)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: crawly low-t chapel

Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126644)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126657)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126865)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126663)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126684)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126698)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126719)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126803)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126879)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.

It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.

You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.

The client writes our time off if it's late at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126970)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*

*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126980)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127156)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
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*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126985)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*

Hi [Senior Associate],

I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?

Thanks,

[Miserable Associate]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127030)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: diverse startled multi-billionaire

Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127066)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?

*receives no response*

*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*

-Serif or sans serif?

-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127122)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?

*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*

*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127172)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: diverse startled multi-billionaire

I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127225)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#28133033)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#28133020)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126695)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
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*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*

"Oh god, oh-"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126622)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: crawly low-t chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126628)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126630)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126635)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126638)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126642)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Or on a date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stain

lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126670)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: drunken property sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25153447)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: crawly low-t chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126700)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126680)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132027)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Pistol Fat Ankles

i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up next day to e-mails asking me to get out of it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127104)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:32 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#47093718)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: rebellious cobalt locus nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127324)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:56 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128825)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 1:43 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25314293)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Wild main people

I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126678)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: crawly low-t chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126708)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stain

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126717)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)

*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*

*calls help desk*

Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.

Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.

Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.

Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?

Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.

Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.

*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."

(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126784)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126872)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: stimulating unholy corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126929)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Pistol Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127113)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: mewling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127274)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: hilarious blue marketing idea son of senegal

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127450)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Heady scourge upon the earth tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127578)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM
Author: marvelous black woman box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128828)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Carmine brunch cuck

Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128831)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: lascivious duck-like genital piercing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132069)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: rebellious cobalt locus nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132084)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132574)



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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Wild main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25266870)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM
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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25144248)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Bonkers green dopamine resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25227898)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#34368106)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126707)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126850)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: stimulating unholy corner goyim



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling gaped athletic conference gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126890)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Offensive laughsome philosopher-king

this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25126977)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127087)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: rebellious cobalt locus nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127330)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127352)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127518)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: abusive field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127033)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: fluffy state prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127097)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: mewling yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127147)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Exciting mood half-breed

It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127245)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: 180 bright haunted graveyard crackhouse

you don't have document management in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127291)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127306)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Exciting mood half-breed

I don't even know what "document management" means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127315)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: 180 bright haunted graveyard crackhouse

so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127335)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.

"Version up" please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127358)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: 180 bright haunted graveyard crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127470)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Exciting mood half-breed

I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127404)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: 180 bright haunted graveyard crackhouse

weird. that is a terrible way to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127468)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: rebellious cobalt locus nibblets

lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that

dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127539)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: fluffy state prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25131391)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25131428)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: contagious gunner university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#27404857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Orchid volcanic crater trust fund



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: lascivious duck-like genital piercing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Pistol Fat Ankles

did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127136)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Pistol Fat Ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127150)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: mewling yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127154)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: 180 bright haunted graveyard crackhouse

I did this once. Almost started crying.

Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127296)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25130260)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: lascivious duck-like genital piercing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132042)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132587)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#34368127)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127217)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127234)



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Author: Appetizing incel casino

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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127438)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127558)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: rebellious cobalt locus nibblets

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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: crawly low-t chapel

I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.

I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128829)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128849)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: crawly low-t chapel

Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128866)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Aromatic Pistol Fat Ankles

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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: coral mad cow disease shrine

I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief

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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy love of her life

This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127236)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: rusted queen of the night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127285)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: mewling yarmulke



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: trip jew

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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Yellow Newt Garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25127447)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: rebellious cobalt locus nibblets

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*changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents*

*was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*

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*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final*

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Author: mauve vivacious house double fault

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Author: Appetizing incel casino



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: emerald milk

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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: rose coffee pot chad

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

2 for 2.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Nudist Generalized Bond

itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

*De-kerns quotations*

*works hard*

*went $200k in debt for this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128861)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cuckold

"*De-kerns quotations*"

Why would you do that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25131701)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting

[Junior partner] said to.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: lascivious duck-like genital piercing sanctuary

I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks.

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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: lascivious duck-like genital piercing sanctuary

(1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132086)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse

This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:

*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*

Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.

Me: *Opens latest version*

Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.

Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.

Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?

Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.

*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]

[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]

Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.

Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.

Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.

*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*

Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok.

*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*

Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128854)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM
Author: crawly low-t chapel

maybe he just wanted company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25128869)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse

It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss.

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Appetizing incel casino

That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead.

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Author: Jet bbw ticket booth

"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok."

I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2/#25132235)



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Author: lascivious duck-like genital piercing sanctuary

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Author: drunken property sandwich



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Author: wonderful misanthropic toaster

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Date: March 4th, 2014 4:03 PM
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Author: Spectacular laser beams

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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Self-centered chrome rigor

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Date: March 6th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: shaky comical famous landscape painting



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:51 PM
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