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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Fuchsia community account
  09/15/13
explain.
Razzmatazz library
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Fuchsia community account
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Ivory Step-uncle's House
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
big opaque toilet seat
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
vibrant theatre
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Lascivious liquid oxygen crackhouse
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
chartreuse hateful quadroon
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Ivory Step-uncle's House
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Diverse metal coffee pot sandwich
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Puce awkward shrine gay wizard
  09/15/13
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misanthropic temple
  09/15/13
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Razzmatazz library
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Ivory Step-uncle's House
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
excitant blood rage prole
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Irradiated plum organic girlfriend
  09/15/13
its ok.
Fuchsia community account
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Razzle-dazzle Citrine Son Of Senegal Range
  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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  12/03/15
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Provocative arrogant mexican sneaky criminal
  01/22/16
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Thriller lake corner cuckold
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
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  06/22/16
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Chrome Infuriating Spot
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Fuchsia community account
  06/21/17
do you pay?
histrionic slimy address
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Fuchsia community account
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
histrionic slimy address
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  02/11/23
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Multi-colored scourge upon the earth
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
racy submissive digit ratio menage
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
gaped narrow-minded nowag
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz library

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Ivory Step-uncle's House

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: big opaque toilet seat

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: vibrant theatre

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Lascivious liquid oxygen crackhouse

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: chartreuse hateful quadroon

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Ivory Step-uncle's House

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Diverse metal coffee pot sandwich

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Puce awkward shrine gay wizard

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: misanthropic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Ivory Step-uncle's House

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Thriller lake corner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: excitant blood rage prole

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Irradiated plum organic girlfriend

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Citrine Son Of Senegal Range

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia community account

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Chrome Infuriating Spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Provocative arrogant mexican sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Thriller lake corner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Chrome Infuriating Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: histrionic slimy address

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: histrionic slimy address

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Dead Parlour Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored scourge upon the earth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: racy submissive digit ratio menage

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: gaped narrow-minded nowag

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Stubborn transparent box office boltzmann

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Abusive Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia community account

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#48867830)