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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Erotic center
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Violent duck-like rigpig puppy
  04/05/26
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aromatic base ceo
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Erotic center
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Erotic center
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Violent duck-like rigpig puppy
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Green stirring dilemma
  04/05/26
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Vengeful jewess
  04/05/26
Lol
Thriller international law enforcement agency
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Flesh fat ankles
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Erotic center
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Flesh fat ankles
  04/05/26
...
Violent duck-like rigpig puppy
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Bearded fragrant hell gaping
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
aromatic base ceo
  04/05/26
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flickering institution cuckold
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Passionate Lilac Whorehouse
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Costumed Free-loading Pervert Field
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bat shit crazy stead
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Titillating haunting keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
racy bossy trailer park
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Cheese-eating Corner
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Erotic center
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
racy bossy trailer park
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Concupiscible wine lettuce nibblets
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Ocher bonkers den dopamine
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
provocative gas station yarmulke
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Flushed irradiated school cafeteria
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
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  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Ocher bonkers den dopamine
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Flushed irradiated school cafeteria
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
bat shit crazy stead
  04/05/26
...
Violent duck-like rigpig puppy
  04/05/26
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Adventurous alcoholic headpube
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Concupiscible wine lettuce nibblets
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
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Vengeful jewess
  04/05/26
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Vengeful jewess
  04/05/26
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Wild Vigorous Step-uncle's House French Chef
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Wild Vigorous Step-uncle's House French Chef
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
alcoholic aggressive dingle berry sound barrier
  04/05/26
...
Violent duck-like rigpig puppy
  04/05/26
...
Green stirring dilemma
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
gold electric resort
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Erotic center
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Concupiscible wine lettuce nibblets
  04/05/26
...
Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
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citrine forum
  04/06/26
Pls respond
laughsome meetinghouse
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Green stirring dilemma
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Erotic center

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Violent duck-like rigpig puppy

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: aromatic base ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Erotic center

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Erotic center

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Violent duck-like rigpig puppy

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Green stirring dilemma

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Vengeful jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Thriller international law enforcement agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Flesh fat ankles

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Erotic center

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Flesh fat ankles

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Violent duck-like rigpig puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Bearded fragrant hell gaping

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: aromatic base ceo

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: flickering institution cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Passionate Lilac Whorehouse

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Costumed Free-loading Pervert Field

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Titillating haunting keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: racy bossy trailer park

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Erotic center

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: racy bossy trailer park

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible wine lettuce nibblets

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Ocher bonkers den dopamine

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: provocative gas station yarmulke

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Flushed irradiated school cafeteria

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: gay arousing stain business firm

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Ocher bonkers den dopamine

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Flushed irradiated school cafeteria

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stead

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Violent duck-like rigpig puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Adventurous alcoholic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible wine lettuce nibblets

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vengeful jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vengeful jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Wild Vigorous Step-uncle's House French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Wild Vigorous Step-uncle's House French Chef

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: alcoholic aggressive dingle berry sound barrier

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Violent duck-like rigpig puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Green stirring dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: gold electric resort

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Erotic center

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible wine lettuce nibblets

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Avocado self-centered parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: citrine forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: laughsome meetinghouse

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Green stirring dilemma

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2/#49812165)