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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Infuriating translucent heaven
  09/15/13
explain.
Pearl laughsome internal respiration
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Infuriating translucent heaven
  09/15/13
this is not bad
dun national
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Aphrodisiac Whorehouse
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
buck-toothed at-the-ready people who are hurt meetinghouse
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Floppy water buffalo
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Mint boistinker coffee pot
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
dun national
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Red Soggy Boiling Water Chapel
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Flesh faggot firefighter
  09/15/13
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swashbuckling gay wizard center
  09/15/13
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Pearl laughsome internal respiration
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
dun national
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Infuriating translucent heaven
  09/15/13
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arrogant doctorate spot
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
bistre stag film
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
stimulating demanding theater regret
  09/15/13
its ok.
Infuriating translucent heaven
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
lascivious unhinged striped hyena
  09/25/15
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Infuriating translucent heaven
  12/03/15
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  12/03/15
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ruddy crusty love of her life circlehead
  01/22/16
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arrogant doctorate spot
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Infuriating translucent heaven
  06/22/16
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Wine indian lodge weed whacker
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Infuriating translucent heaven
  06/21/17
do you pay?
splenetic idiotic temple windowlicker
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Infuriating translucent heaven
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
splenetic idiotic temple windowlicker
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  02/11/23
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Twinkling cowardly locale puppy
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
flushed church building
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Chrome curious resort cuckoldry
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Pearl laughsome internal respiration

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: dun national

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Whorehouse

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed at-the-ready people who are hurt meetinghouse

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy water buffalo

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Mint boistinker coffee pot

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: dun national

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Red Soggy Boiling Water Chapel

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Flesh faggot firefighter

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Pearl laughsome internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: dun national

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: arrogant doctorate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: bistre stag film

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: stimulating demanding theater regret

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious unhinged striped hyena

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Wine indian lodge weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: ruddy crusty love of her life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: arrogant doctorate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Wine indian lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: splenetic idiotic temple windowlicker

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: splenetic idiotic temple windowlicker

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: blue vivacious step-uncle's house

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Twinkling cowardly locale puppy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: flushed church building

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Chrome curious resort cuckoldry

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: henna insecure corn cake

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: outnumbered tan juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2/#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Infuriating translucent heaven

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