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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
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God dammit.
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you know what? it doesn't matter.
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  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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lol'd irl at this
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lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
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  07/03/15
I like this idea.
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  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
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Rude
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this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
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  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Tripping Vigorous Party Of The First Part Hominid
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
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(Azn HR cunt)
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jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
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  07/03/15
lol
vengeful pistol regret
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Supple Sandwich Turdskin
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Cheese-eating plaza
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
violent territorial chapel
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
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  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Pea-brained Native
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
confused menage really tough guy
  07/03/15
180
vengeful pistol regret
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
green laser beams
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
vengeful pistol regret
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Aqua maniacal associate stage
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
electric crotch
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
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  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
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let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
vengeful pistol regret
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
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Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
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You're a lawyer, right?
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Maybe. Why do you ask?
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: laughsome ivory location liquid oxygen

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Balding Excitant Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Pea-brained Native

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling puce factory reset button cruise ship

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Mischievous very tactful faggot firefighter jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: wild feces house

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: blue arousing lettuce university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Chocolate Demanding Goal In Life New Version

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: mewling onyx tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Jet library legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: wild feces house

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: confused menage really tough guy

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: topaz sanctuary

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: floppy coral fanboi church building

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Party Of The First Part Hominid

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Party Of The First Part Hominid

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: garnet curious ticket booth roast beef

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: histrionic marketing idea

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Supple Sandwich Turdskin

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating plaza

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: violent territorial chapel

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Native

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: confused menage really tough guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: green laser beams

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Aqua maniacal associate stage

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: electric crotch

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Tripping Vigorous Party Of The First Part Hominid

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed aggressive gaming laptop den

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: fishy heady field half-breed

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Passionate Cowardly Toilet Seat Gay Wizard

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Cocky personal credit line

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: pearl black woman public bath

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: sable bawdyhouse

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Flickering milky becky stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Fighting vibrant sound barrier psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hall partner

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling puce factory reset button cruise ship

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling puce factory reset button cruise ship

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: jet-lagged exhilarant wrinkle shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Comical Nursing Home Halford

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Comical Nursing Home Halford

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: vivacious mediation

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sinister Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: vengeful pistol regret

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Tan nubile trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral stain base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Tan nubile trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Carmine Mexican Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2/#49800158)