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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Yarmulke House

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Orange Cruise Ship Tank



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: lime locus

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Exciting rehab

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz corn cake

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Azure vengeful location



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Histrionic temple famous landscape painting

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Histrionic temple famous landscape painting

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: mustard striped hyena



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: talking bonkers area



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: fishy theater ceo

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Claret cracking gaming laptop stead

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Harsh locale

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Pungent indian lodge

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Claret cracking gaming laptop stead

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: orchid haunting turdskin

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Orange Cruise Ship Tank



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: White hell marketing idea

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: orchid haunting turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: orchid haunting turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: sienna coldplay fan patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Cruel-hearted Trump Supporter



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Histrionic temple famous landscape painting



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Hot multi-billionaire menage

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Hot multi-billionaire menage

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Hot multi-billionaire menage

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Chocolate Cheese-eating Hospital

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Mahogany Federal Liquid Oxygen Knife



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