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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
glittery shaky set
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
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  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
glittery shaky set
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Diverse milky coldplay fan
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
glittery shaky set
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
bossy boistinker
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
copper 180 gay wizard
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
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  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
frozen electric multi-billionaire piazza
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
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  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
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I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Titillating point
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
zippy library
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Pink Weed Whacker
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Appetizing pale messiness
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
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Swollen High-end Degenerate
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
nighttime contagious meetinghouse digit ratio
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
ocher idea he suggested mother
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
ocher idea he suggested mother
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Diverse milky coldplay fan
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Disgusting vigorous cruise ship ladyboy
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
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  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
abusive dingle berry
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Titillating point
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
stirring market ape
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Appetizing pale messiness
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Yellow House-broken Karate Church
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
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  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
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  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
multi-colored antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Appetizing pale messiness
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/13/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/13/24
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
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  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: glittery shaky set

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: galvanic plaza background story

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac persian



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Diverse milky coldplay fan

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: glittery shaky set

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Diverse milky coldplay fan

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: glittery shaky set

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: hideous know-it-all business firm really tough guy

lmao

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: boyish red forum

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tripping ticket booth reading party



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: bossy boistinker

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: copper 180 gay wizard

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Red, not dark blood

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: copper 180 gay wizard

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: frozen electric multi-billionaire piazza

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: stirring market ape

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Cerise trip institution international law enforcement agency

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Titillating point

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: zippy library

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Pink Weed Whacker

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Appetizing pale messiness

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted prole

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: nighttime contagious meetinghouse digit ratio



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Swollen High-end Degenerate



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: nighttime contagious meetinghouse digit ratio

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Swollen High-end Degenerate

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: hideous know-it-all business firm really tough guy



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: chest-beating lodge nowag



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic roast beef stage

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: ocher idea he suggested mother

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: ocher idea he suggested mother

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: citrine fighting den

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Diverse milky coldplay fan

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Disgusting vigorous cruise ship ladyboy

nice flame, butt boy

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: soggy lime crackhouse private investor

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Indecent principal's office

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: abusive dingle berry

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Titillating point

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: stirring market ape

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Appetizing pale messiness

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: frozen electric multi-billionaire piazza

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing pale messiness

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Dead dark dilemma old irish cottage

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready cracking toaster

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Pink Weed Whacker

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Exciting saffron hunting ground

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Clear senate

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitty cat

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: twinkling useless brakes fat ankles

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking toaster

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Maroon Doobsian Cuckoldry

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Learning disabled tanning salon

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: startled locale roommate

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Silver adventurous resort

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Yellow House-broken Karate Church

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: copper 180 gay wizard

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: bossy boistinker

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking toaster

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hospital pervert

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hospital pervert

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Shrine Goal In Life



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: frozen electric multi-billionaire piazza

you'll get through this, brother

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy Razzle Scourge Upon The Earth

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Appetizing pale messiness

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Appetizing pale messiness

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: zippy library

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Razzle Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hospital pervert

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Brass Razzmatazz Double Fault Center

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tripping ticket booth reading party



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: very tactful heaven



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Territorial Step-uncle's House



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Titillating point

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Gaped insanely creepy dog poop

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Gold rebellious nursing home



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: umber corner french chef

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac persian



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Gaped insanely creepy dog poop

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy Razzle Scourge Upon The Earth

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal spot

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Maroon Doobsian Cuckoldry

Godspeed, brother.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled tanning salon

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Yellow House-broken Karate Church

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Gold rebellious nursing home

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: stirring market ape

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Racy Trump Supporter Parlor



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Excitant Immigrant Chad



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: erotic beta station



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Shrine Goal In Life



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Supple ebony genital piercing jew

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Titillating point

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Gaped insanely creepy dog poop

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Brilliant place of business property

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: stirring market ape

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Drab stubborn trust fund



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: bipolar aphrodisiac persian

Wishing you the best bro

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Shrine Goal In Life



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling macaca

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive indian lodge twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Tan Orchestra Pit

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: splenetic address mad cow disease

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: frozen electric multi-billionaire piazza



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Learning disabled tanning salon

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: lake generalized bond

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: very tactful heaven

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: charcoal mediation goyim

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: umber corner french chef

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hospital pervert

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: laughsome cuck

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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