Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM Author: Orange fear-inspiring yarmulke digit ratio
Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.
Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now
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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM Author: Orange fear-inspiring yarmulke digit ratio
ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.
I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.
No response. Not last night. Or today.
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM Author: vigorous senate weed whacker
what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick
this is basically mfh
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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM Author: Orange fear-inspiring yarmulke digit ratio
Nothing.
Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.
I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her
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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM Author: Copper station
ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you
lol
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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM Author: Orange fear-inspiring yarmulke digit ratio
she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.
Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.
And it was funny for three reasons:
1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and
2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and
3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.
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