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Hypo: Would you rather have $3M or a 150 mph tennis serve?

someone flesh out the details on this one.
Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage
  10/21/25
But if they somehow manage to return my serve I play tennis ...
rambunctious embarrassed to the bone office
  10/21/25
that's why someone needs to flesh out this hypo. how often d...
Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage
  10/21/25
Against just the top 100 tho
rambunctious embarrassed to the bone office
  10/21/25
if you're not in the top 100, you're not making a living wag...
Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage
  10/21/25
I think Roddick only got one win
Trip weed whacker
  10/21/25
he'd have 4-5 if it werent for federer, made $20M career ear...
Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage
  10/21/25
https://estenbulhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/andy-r...
Trip weed whacker
  10/21/25
rofl. still better than lance: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage
  10/21/25


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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage

someone flesh out the details on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363893)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: rambunctious embarrassed to the bone office

But if they somehow manage to return my serve I play tennis as my normal self?

Lol, I will take the $3 million over being the most reviled tennis player of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363911)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage

that's why someone needs to flesh out this hypo. how often do you make your 1st serve, how returnable is it (can people guess what direction is coming), how is your 2nd serve.

any xo bro -- even nebbishe jews who played some ivy league tennis ball -- is gonna lose every single point in a rally vs a top 100 player. so if your return comes back and you're just yourself, you have no chance of winning. which means you could never break serve, and which means you can't even win a tiebreak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363938)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: rambunctious embarrassed to the bone office

Against just the top 100 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363983)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage

if you're not in the top 100, you're not making a living wage. my hypo would assume you'd at least want to be somewhere in the top 100, otherwise you'd take the $3M.

otherwise what can you do with your 150 mph serve? forego $3M to dominate your club championship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49364013)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Trip weed whacker

I think Roddick only got one win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363922)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage

he'd have 4-5 if it werent for federer, made $20M career earnings and probably is worth 9 figs w endorsements, and married a supermodel wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363927)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Trip weed whacker

https://estenbulhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/andy-roddick-hair-loss.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363932)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Azure Angry Roast Beef Stage

rofl.

still better than lance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788185&mc=5&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788326&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363940)