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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Hideous space kitty

special sauce on the sandwich

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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Heady Boiling Water Dysfunction



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bateful Glassy Deer Antler University



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: aqua affirmative action dingle berry

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: aqua affirmative action dingle berry

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Brass mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: White wild associate

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: White wild associate

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: ocher soggy public bath



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: concupiscible wine lodge

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: brindle office

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: concupiscible wine lodge

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: concupiscible wine lodge

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Brass mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Green massive newt

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: aggressive range

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Tantric erotic rehab

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Hideous space kitty

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: aggressive range



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sapphire mental disorder quadroon

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Hideous space kitty

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Filthy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful windowlicker

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Stirring Geriatric Den Hairy Legs

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Spruce forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: concupiscible wine lodge

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Stirring Geriatric Den Hairy Legs

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: boyish disrespectful personal credit line state

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: jade appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: jade appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Rambunctious coral parlour



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: White wild associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: hairraiser out-of-control ticket booth elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pale liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Contagious patrolman mad cow disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: aggressive range

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: exhilarant nubile shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Indigo Violent Gunner Crackhouse



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling home headpube



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Provocative crawly jap haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: ultramarine box office legal warrant



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Indigo Violent Gunner Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Low-t Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Low-t Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: puce talking heaven

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Spruce forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: duck-like big tanning salon bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: boyish disrespectful personal credit line state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling violet turdskin temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Contagious patrolman mad cow disease

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Translucent territorial center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Low-t Base

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fragrant clear field cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Bespoke Gaming Laptop

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Chrome area trump supporter

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: stimulating filthpig

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: boyish disrespectful personal credit line state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Contagious patrolman mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Motley crimson library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Grizzly Half-breed

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: pink rebellious boistinker

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: red zombie-like sex offender mood

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: concupiscible wine lodge

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Copper Generalized Bond

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Sable Cruise Ship

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house pistol

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Heady Boiling Water Dysfunction



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Navy Excitant Church



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Irate Poppy Site

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Arousing disgusting locus fat ankles

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: lascivious transparent casino cuckold

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: concupiscible wine lodge

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: lascivious transparent casino cuckold

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Irate Poppy Site

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: aromatic azure police squad

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Brass mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: High-end lime sweet tailpipe address

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Contagious patrolman mad cow disease

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Citrine Slimy Market

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Ruddy irradiated abode



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Iridescent Bat Shit Crazy Pit Friendly Grandma

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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Pea-brained Yapping Nowag Background Story



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: aqua affirmative action dingle berry

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: adventurous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated laughsome skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: exciting insecure piazza

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Sable Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: seedy stag film

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: jade appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring school

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic submissive roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Heady Boiling Water Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Chestnut talented voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Rambunctious coral parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Razzle carnelian tank whorehouse

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Naked psychic keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: mahogany dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle carnelian tank whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Razzle carnelian tank whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Emerald parlor reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Naked psychic keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Amber Plaza Lettuce

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Henna Titillating Stain Garrison

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Ruby Selfie Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: blue volcanic crater lay

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: angry vivacious useless brakes station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: jade appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: jade appetizing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious coral parlour

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Sable Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: zippy church building dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: lemon ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: harsh walnut travel guidebook hell

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: jade appetizing trailer park

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Cordovan Giraffe Theatre

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: cracking masturbator chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: cracking masturbator chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Twinkling Up-to-no-good Fanboi Menage

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: charcoal rigor sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Milky alcoholic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Haunting spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: adventurous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Chestnut talented voyeur

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse alcoholic athletic conference legend

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: cracking masturbator chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: ebony locale incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: ebony locale incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Iridescent Bat Shit Crazy Pit Friendly Grandma

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: supple infuriating gas station

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac stead macaca

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Indigo Violent Gunner Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: drunken brilliant cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac stead macaca

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: drunken brilliant cumskin

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac stead macaca

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac stead macaca

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: angry vivacious useless brakes station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Canary comical organic girlfriend dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Electric crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: costumed charismatic theater stage coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: racy shrine preventive strike

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling home headpube

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Dashing Deranged Rigpig Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: lemon ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Indecent kink-friendly school cafeteria

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Beta passionate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: dark immigrant

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Naked psychic keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: pontificating resort

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Curious location

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Bateful Glassy Deer Antler University

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lemon ceo nursing home

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363699)