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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:26 PM Author: Ruddy kitchen
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&mc=122&forum_id=2#25095561
YANN PERROD GOES TO THE STEAK SHOP
BY BLOODACRE
Yann Perrod wanted to eat a cheese steak. Yann Perrod went to the local steak place. They served pizza, steaks, and subs.
"I want a cheese steak", said Yann Perrod.
"You cannot have a cheese steak!" said the clerk.
"I am the most alpha muscle stud in the world!" said Yann Perrod.
"OK you can have a 6 inch cheese steak for $6.99, a 9 inch cheese steak for $8.99, or a 12 inch cheese steak for $10.99" said the clerk. "But fries will be extra!"
"I am the most perfect physical specimen the planet has ever seen!" said Yann Perrod.
"OK you can add fries for just 99 cents, but your soda will be $1.95 for a large."
Yann Perrod became very angry. He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle. Then he flexed his gigantic PISSWORM.
He came all over the countertop.
He came all over the cash register.
He came all over the soda machine.
He came all over the stools.
He came all over the arcade game.
He came all over the takeout menu.
He came all over the regular menu.
He came all over the floor.
He came all over the sink.
He came all over the janitor's closet.
He did not come all over the vegetables because there was a sneeze guard.
Yann Perrod got a 12 inch cheese steak for only $5.99 and the fries were free. He ate it and enjoyed it very much.
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