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Supple hot theater ratface
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Dashing carmine church
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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ungodly casino toaster
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these links still work 180
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Cobalt Theatre
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Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
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slap-happy deer antler
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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bull headed parlor associate
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jet violent mood
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Crimson principal's office
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Dashing carmine church
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund
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emerald jet-lagged laser beams
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Curious Frisky Jewess
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Dashing carmine church
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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aphrodisiac mentally impaired internal respiration genital piercing
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orange glittery address
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Supple hot theater ratface
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Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Indigo theater stage
  03/11/15
fucking lol
Dashing carmine church
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floppy church building
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Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
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flatulent haunting sandwich university
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bull headed parlor associate
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slap-happy deer antler
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
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1800000
Rambunctious death wish cruise ship
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legit
Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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Spectacular honey-headed pit liquid oxygen
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Height of assosciate?
Silver lay
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
  03/12/16
lmfao
spruce seedy rehab
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LOL
Appetizing business firm
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lol
Ocher kitchen sneaky criminal
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180
Blue fragrant private investor reading party
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impressive hairraiser indian lodge
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Odious persian friendly grandma
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cerebral greedy bbw
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Brindle corn cake
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Bat-shit-crazy sanctuary dopamine
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Turquoise Provocative Filthpig
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boyish gunner box office
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violet concupiscible indirect expression
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
maize irradiated plaza jew
  03/12/15
Moar!
Curious Frisky Jewess
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Histrionic crawly fanboi stead
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Cobalt Theatre
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Dashing carmine church
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swashbuckling tanning salon
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Lol 1800
Odious persian friendly grandma
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passionate bright shrine mediation
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Blue fragrant private investor reading party
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Bat-shit-crazy sanctuary dopamine
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Wonderful depressive famous landscape painting
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Cobalt Theatre
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Charismatic Territorial Spot
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Cobalt Theatre
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Turquoise Provocative Filthpig
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Supple hot theater ratface
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
lake garrison pisswyrm
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vigorous field
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Dashing carmine church
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Curious Frisky Jewess
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Dashing carmine church
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Dashing carmine church
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Dashing carmine church
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund
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Supple hot theater ratface
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multi-colored cowardly set
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Supple hot theater ratface
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Supple hot theater ratface
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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Shit
Supple hot theater ratface
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vigorous field
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sapphire property voyeur
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
grizzly contagious hall
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azure school
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Supple hot theater ratface
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Cobalt Theatre
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Dashing carmine church
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still going strong
Cobalt Theatre
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(Chip Kelly)
bull headed parlor associate
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Supple hot theater ratface
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vigorous field
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
bull headed parlor associate
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Supple hot theater ratface
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund
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bull headed parlor associate
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Opaque Office
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multi-colored cowardly set
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Charismatic Territorial Spot
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flatulent haunting sandwich university
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
lake garrison pisswyrm
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Supple hot theater ratface
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Comical locus
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Indigo theater stage
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flatulent haunting sandwich university
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Supple hot theater ratface
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Lascivious Wine Crackhouse
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ultramarine submissive hospital
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Dashing carmine church
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
lake garrison pisswyrm
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jet violent mood
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
bull headed parlor associate
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Vengeful Confused Toilet Seat Queen Of The Night
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Diverse National Regret
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lake garrison pisswyrm
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slap-happy deer antler
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azure school
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vigorous field
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Insane meetinghouse generalized bond
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
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Indigo theater stage
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Chestnut racy menage mad cow disease
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Green big stag film milk
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
bull headed parlor associate
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
maize irradiated plaza jew
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Copper Stimulating Incel Public Bath
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
bonkers bronze point striped hyena
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Heady Den
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doobsian exhilarant roommate
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Trip trailer park nowag
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lmao
Vibrant pervert
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cerebral greedy bbw
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Brindle corn cake
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Brindle corn cake
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Ivory soul-stirring philosopher-king travel guidebook
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Charismatic Territorial Spot
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Cobalt Theatre
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!!!
Dashing carmine church
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talking dun base twinkling uncleanness
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Diverse National Regret
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laughsome resort alpha
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Razzle Coffee Pot
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Pontificating obsidian juggernaut
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titillating sooty area macaca
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Brilliant tattoo
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Fantasy-prone Ruddy Dilemma Patrolman
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
grizzly contagious hall
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Supple hot theater ratface
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
orchid site
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Supple hot theater ratface
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Curious Frisky Jewess
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Diverse National Regret
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Supple hot theater ratface
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Dashing carmine church
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Effete parlour legal warrant
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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bull headed parlor associate
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High-end disrespectful market
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orange glittery address
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Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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Cobalt Theatre
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
bull headed parlor associate
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
cocky stage
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
bull headed parlor associate
  03/12/15
great thread
Federal ruby institution
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
maize irradiated plaza jew
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Bateful wagecucks chad
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
impertinent lodge dog poop
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laughsome resort alpha
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
impertinent lodge dog poop
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impertinent lodge dog poop
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Rusted exciting brunch
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frozen black woman
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Cobalt Theatre
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180
Dashing carmine church
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
impertinent lodge dog poop
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Self-centered corner
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Dashing carmine church
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
impertinent lodge dog poop
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
aphrodisiac mentally impaired internal respiration genital piercing
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Lilac hell
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Lilac hell
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vigorous field
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
multi-colored cowardly set
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Histrionic crawly fanboi stead
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plum fighting fat ankles
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*makes Buddy partner*
Rusted exciting brunch
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bull headed parlor associate
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awkward amber gas station
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flatulent haunting sandwich university
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ruh roh
Trip trailer park nowag
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
bonkers bronze point striped hyena
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Claret violent house legend
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Supple hot theater ratface
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flatulent haunting sandwich university
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Snowy crotch whorehouse
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Supple hot theater ratface
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
vigorous field
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
doobsian exhilarant roommate
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gold sickened sweet tailpipe
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mind-boggling fuchsia chapel main people
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Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Trip trailer park nowag
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beady-eyed buff library
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Charismatic Territorial Spot
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apoplectic senate national security agency
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holy fucking shit
Vibrant pervert
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Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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Thriller lettuce
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Brindle corn cake
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Sepia Personal Credit Line
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Pontificating obsidian juggernaut
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Charismatic Territorial Spot
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Dashing carmine church
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go Get Em!
Cobalt Theatre
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Dashing carmine church
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Aromatic heaven
  04/05/15
180
Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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180^180
Copper Stimulating Incel Public Bath
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Trip trailer park nowag
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Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug
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motley balding step-uncle's house newt
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Diverse National Regret
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Drab haunted graveyard
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Cobalt Theatre
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Dashing carmine church
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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doobsian exhilarant roommate
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Effete parlour legal warrant
  05/08/15
underrated
Mischievous Keepsake Machete Stage
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doobsian exhilarant roommate
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Trip trailer park nowag
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...
Supple hot theater ratface
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Galvanic cuckold
  06/03/15
Ouch
Supple hot theater ratface
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Fantasy-prone Ruddy Dilemma Patrolman
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Dashing carmine church
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vigorous field
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Razzle-dazzle dull turdskin
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orange glittery address
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vigorous field
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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doobsian exhilarant roommate
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Razzmatazz mahogany ceo
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Walnut space partner
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Diverse National Regret
  10/09/15
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Supple hot theater ratface
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Diverse National Regret
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Curious Frisky Jewess
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Drab haunted graveyard
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Sick drunken location
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Drab haunted graveyard
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Dashing carmine church
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Dashing carmine church
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Amethyst hominid abode
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Drab haunted graveyard
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Drab haunted graveyard
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transparent stirring orchestra pit athletic conference
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Drab haunted graveyard
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Brindle corn cake
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Diverse National Regret
  07/15/16
CR.
Dashing carmine church
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Drab haunted graveyard
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Supple hot theater ratface
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Dashing carmine church
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Dashing carmine church
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Dashing carmine church
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Brindle corn cake
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Drab haunted graveyard
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Brindle corn cake
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Drab haunted graveyard
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Supple hot theater ratface
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Coral fortuitous meteor center
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Dashing carmine church
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Dashing carmine church
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Brindle corn cake
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Hyperventilating bawdyhouse brethren
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transparent stirring orchestra pit athletic conference
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Brindle corn cake
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
well-lubricated nofapping locale
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Flushed home
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Brindle corn cake
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Drab haunted graveyard
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Blue fragrant private investor reading party
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Flushed home
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Elite background story
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Appetizing business firm
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Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Hideous State
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead
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Dashing carmine church
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Dashing carmine church
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native
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
Ivory soul-stirring philosopher-king travel guidebook
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tp
Dashing carmine church
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: lake garrison pisswyrm

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Curious Frisky Jewess

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: multi-colored cowardly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: vigorous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: sapphire property voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: grizzly contagious hall

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: azure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: vigorous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Electric Nursing Home Trust Fund

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Opaque Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: multi-colored cowardly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Charismatic Territorial Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: flatulent haunting sandwich university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: lake garrison pisswyrm

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Comical locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Indigo theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: flatulent haunting sandwich university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Wine Crackhouse

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: ultramarine submissive hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: lake garrison pisswyrm

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: jet violent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Vengeful Confused Toilet Seat Queen Of The Night

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Diverse National Regret

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: lake garrison pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: slap-happy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: unholy ticket booth elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: jet violent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: azure school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: vigorous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Insane meetinghouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Indigo theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Chestnut racy menage mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Green big stag film milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: maize irradiated plaza jew

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Incel Public Bath

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: bonkers bronze point striped hyena

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Heady Den

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: doobsian exhilarant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Trip trailer park nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Vibrant pervert

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic cuck mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: cerebral greedy bbw



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: talented dark forum foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Brindle corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Ivory soul-stirring philosopher-king travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Territorial Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: talking dun base twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Diverse National Regret

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: laughsome resort alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Razzle Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Pontificating obsidian juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: titillating sooty area macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Brilliant tattoo

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Ruddy Dilemma Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: grizzly contagious hall

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: orchid site

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Curious Frisky Jewess

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Diverse National Regret

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Effete parlour legal warrant

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: High-end disrespectful market

180

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: orange glittery address



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria antidepressant drug



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: cocky stage

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Federal ruby institution

great thread

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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: maize irradiated plaza jew

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Bisexual lime international law enforcement agency

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bateful wagecucks chad

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: impertinent lodge dog poop

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: laughsome resort alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: impertinent lodge dog poop

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: impertinent lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Rusted exciting brunch

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: frozen black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: impertinent lodge dog poop

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Self-centered corner

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: impertinent lodge dog poop

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mentally impaired internal respiration genital piercing

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Lilac hell

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Lilac hell

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: multi-colored cowardly set

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly fanboi stead



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: plum fighting fat ankles



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Rusted exciting brunch

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: bull headed parlor associate



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: awkward amber gas station



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: flatulent haunting sandwich university



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Trip trailer park nowag

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: bonkers bronze point striped hyena

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Claret violent house legend

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: flatulent haunting sandwich university



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Snowy crotch whorehouse

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: vigorous field

1800000000000000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: doobsian exhilarant roommate

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: gold sickened sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Trip trailer park nowag



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Charismatic Territorial Spot



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Vibrant pervert

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Trip trailer park nowag



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Effete parlour legal warrant

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Mischievous Keepsake Machete Stage

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: doobsian exhilarant roommate



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Trip trailer park nowag

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Galvanic cuckold

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Ruddy Dilemma Patrolman

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: vigorous field



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dull turdskin

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: orange glittery address



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: vigorous field



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: doobsian exhilarant roommate



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mahogany ceo



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Walnut space partner

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Diverse National Regret

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse National Regret

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Curious Frisky Jewess

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Sick drunken location

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Amethyst hominid abode

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: transparent stirring orchestra pit athletic conference



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Brindle corn cake

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Diverse National Regret



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church

CR.

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Supple hot theater ratface



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Coral fortuitous meteor center



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church

Woah CR friend :-)

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Brindle corn cake



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating bawdyhouse brethren



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: transparent stirring orchestra pit athletic conference



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated nofapping locale

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Flushed home



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Brindle corn cake



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Blue fragrant private investor reading party



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Flushed home



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Elite background story



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author:  Hideous State

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author:  native



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Ivory soul-stirring philosopher-king travel guidebook

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church

tp

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: maroon adulterous shitlib place of business



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Vermilion station masturbator

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author:  therapy

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: khaki potus jap



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  temple



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Pontificating obsidian juggernaut



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: transparent stirring orchestra pit athletic conference



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Drab haunted graveyard



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Turquoise Provocative Filthpig



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Vivacious blathering headpube circlehead

Happy Friday everyone

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author:  mother



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  stock car

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Startling faggot firefighter

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  mauve



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: fluffy



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: jet violent mood

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: jet violent mood

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  mauve

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: jet violent mood

oh son of a bitch.

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: mint

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  multi-billionaire



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: misunderstood



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: frozen black woman



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Dashing carmine church



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Territorial Spot



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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