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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
sable stead rigor
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Sinister clown
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Wonderful french deer antler library
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Wonderful french deer antler library
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Wonderful french deer antler library
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Wonderful french deer antler library
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Wonderful french deer antler library
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
chocolate dragon
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
chocolate dragon
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
ultramarine electric address
  04/08/25
that's rude
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
...
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
painfully honest ticket booth
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Wonderful french deer antler library
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Spectacular Mentally Impaired Stag Film Corn Cake
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
chocolate dragon
  04/08/25
...
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/08/25
...
chocolate dragon
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/09/25
...
jet-lagged nubile principal's office
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
rusted den
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
dull indecent garrison queen of the night
  04/09/25
Ty
chocolate dragon
  04/09/25
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coiffed karate
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Crusty forum
  04/09/25
...
chocolate dragon
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
motley soggy sanctuary crotch
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
chocolate dragon
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
chocolate dragon
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Galvanic yapping field circlehead
  05/02/25
...
chocolate dragon
  05/12/25
...
chocolate dragon
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
chocolate dragon
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
dull indecent garrison queen of the night
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
chocolate dragon
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
chocolate dragon
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
bossy meetinghouse
  06/03/25
...
chocolate dragon
  06/26/25
OP?
chocolate dragon
  06/27/25
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chocolate dragon
  07/09/25
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chocolate dragon
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: sable stead rigor

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Sinister clown

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Wonderful french deer antler library

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Wonderful french deer antler library

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Wonderful french deer antler library

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Wonderful french deer antler library

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Wonderful french deer antler library

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ultramarine electric address

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: painfully honest ticket booth

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Wonderful french deer antler library

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Mentally Impaired Stag Film Corn Cake

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged nubile principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: rusted den

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: dull indecent garrison queen of the night

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: coiffed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Crusty forum

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: motley soggy sanctuary crotch

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Galvanic yapping field circlehead

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: chocolate dragon

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: dull indecent garrison queen of the night

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: chocolate dragon

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chocolate dragon

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Rambunctious Hyperventilating Stage

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: bossy meetinghouse

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chocolate dragon

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chocolate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49331552)