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My cokehead client told me a story about a SA chick he was fucking

he's late 40s, she is a college student. she was brutally...
cyan yarmulke
  05/23/18
did she need lots of comforting from her SA daddy after the ...
Puce queen of the night
  05/23/18
i think they cuddled or some shit when she came over to tell...
cyan yarmulke
  05/23/18
Nice
bateful goal in life internal respiration
  05/23/18
...
cruel-hearted marvelous point
  05/23/18
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...,....,,........
  10/05/25
180
stimulating duck-like faggot firefighter
  05/23/18
Raped by him?
French circlehead
  05/23/18
probably by a violent coon or a sick person on SA. they ...
cyan yarmulke
  05/23/18
Apes
Trust If Aryan
  10/05/25
Did the sorority she was rushing play a cruel trick on her? ...
Primrose sick set
  05/23/18
this is common
Lake church building azn
  06/01/21
...
Sienna Cocky Dopamine Gaping
  06/01/21
What did he pay her ?
bateful goal in life internal respiration
  05/23/18
I think he just bought her stuff
cyan yarmulke
  05/23/18
...
Titillating mother area
  05/25/18
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cyan yarmulke
  10/07/21
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cyan yarmulke
  03/07/25
sad...
domesticated clear location patrolman
  05/23/18
summer associate
slate irradiated heaven
  05/23/18
did you get details on the rape?
Passionate national party of the first part
  05/23/18
She claims she was at a college party and got drugged and wa...
cyan yarmulke
  05/23/18
no one EVER gets legitimately drugged this is such flame, sh...
Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park
  05/23/18
...
French circlehead
  05/23/18
...
cruel-hearted marvelous point
  05/24/18
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startling french chef home
  05/24/18
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territorial native mediation
  05/24/18
I have no doubt that some of the facts in the story are tota...
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
If a woman is "raped" and she refuses to get the p...
Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park
  05/25/18
interesting
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
...
Titillating mother area
  05/25/18
You never see women refusing to get the police involved in a...
Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park
  05/25/18
most women aren't selling their bodies for sex in violation ...
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
lmao brother. Might want to re-think this.
cruel-hearted marvelous point
  05/25/18
most women are literally exchanging money for sex and violat...
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
(it's 1800)
Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park
  05/25/18
...
seek christ
  10/05/25
"got drugged" You mean, she voluntarily took a ...
...,....,,........
  10/05/25
where in Ohio and what's her number
Olive immigrant theatre
  05/25/18
i do not know the answer to either. I can ask.
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
thanls
Olive immigrant theatre
  05/25/18
Just circling back on this
...,....,,........
  10/05/25
i love your stories involving cokehead client
Beady-eyed orchestra pit
  05/25/18
he's pretty great. a couple weeks ago we had union negotiat...
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
lol
Beady-eyed orchestra pit
  05/25/18
client was 180, he went off on the guy asking him how dare h...
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/05/25
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Amethyst cuckoldry
  05/25/18
This... is a fucking lawyer. That's what I'm talking about....
Electric kitty state
  05/25/18
*8 ball
cruel-hearted marvelous point
  05/25/18
...
Dull bonkers philosopher-king
  06/01/21
i did really well too. I looked like utter shit but was fine...
cyan yarmulke
  05/25/18
180
Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park
  05/25/18
...
cyan yarmulke
  02/12/21
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cyan yarmulke
  06/01/21
god, i remember this day and shudder. i felt like i was goin...
cyan yarmulke
  06/01/21
glad you stopped bro.
Dull bonkers philosopher-king
  06/01/21
i would have eventually died, if not of an overdose then fro...
cyan yarmulke
  06/01/21
I was worried about the latter. I've been doing pretty well ...
Dull bonkers philosopher-king
  06/01/21
good for you. i need to quit cigs and cut down even more on...
cyan yarmulke
  06/01/21
180
stimulating duck-like faggot firefighter
  06/01/21
180. I'm using the patches to quit cigs and they are surpris...
Dull bonkers philosopher-king
  06/01/21
nicotine is MUCH more addictive than anything else, it&rsquo...
Obsidian locale
  06/01/21
keith richards recently said it was easier for him to quit h...
cyan yarmulke
  06/01/21
(Guy telling a HILARIOUS story before his state Bar's discip...
...,....,,........
  10/05/25


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke

he's late 40s, she is a college student.

she was brutally raped last weekend and is dropping out of college and moving back to ohio (from mass.)

end of story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36113984)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Puce queen of the night

did she need lots of comforting from her SA daddy after the rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36113993)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke

i think they cuddled or some shit when she came over to tell him.

having said that, he did at one point during the story say "and it was a few days later and her legs and ass were still all bruised," so i suppose she did get naked at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114004)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: bateful goal in life internal respiration

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114195)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted marvelous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114203)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327233)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating duck-like faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36113986)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: French circlehead

Raped by him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36113987)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke

probably by a violent coon or a sick person on SA.

they put her on PReP at the hospital. she must be freaking out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114008)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Apes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327170)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Primrose sick set

Did the sorority she was rushing play a cruel trick on her? Gangbang these homeless guys and we'll let you in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36113991)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Lake church building azn

this is common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554768)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: Sienna Cocky Dopamine Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554778)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: bateful goal in life internal respiration

What did he pay her ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114198)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke

I think he just bought her stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114354)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Titillating mother area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124885)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43238810)



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Date: March 7th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48726758)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: domesticated clear location patrolman

sad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114207)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: slate irradiated heaven

summer associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114211)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Passionate national party of the first part

did you get details on the rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114379)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke

She claims she was at a college party and got drugged and was out for 12-13 hours. Woke up with puss all torn up and bruises all over. Client thinks she may have been with another SA dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114440)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park

no one EVER gets legitimately drugged this is such flame, she got drunk and ROUGHED UP by a TROUGH PIG, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114448)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: French circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36114463)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted marvelous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36117252)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: startling french chef home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36117257)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 7:12 AM
Author: territorial native mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36117259)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

I have no doubt that some of the facts in the story are totally fabricated. she did involve the police so I believe she was raped. it was probably by some random seeking arrangement guy. she absolutely refused to cooperate in the police tracking down and prosecuting the person who did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124818)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park

If a woman is "raped" and she refuses to get the police involved, that is consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124855)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124869)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Titillating mother area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124887)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park

You never see women refusing to get the police involved in assaults, murders, robberies, etc. because nobody consents to those. Women LOVE rough sex and will absolutely refuse to help the police hurt the man who gave her gigantic orgasms. People like to gloss over this half of female psychology, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124890)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

most women aren't selling their bodies for sex in violation of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124982)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: cruel-hearted marvelous point

lmao brother. Might want to re-think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124991)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

most women are literally exchanging money for sex and violating criminal statutes in doing so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124998)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park

(it's 1800)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125031)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327133)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"got drugged"

You mean, she voluntarily took a bunch of drugs, eagerly spread her legs, but the guy got a little too rough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327315)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Olive immigrant theatre

where in Ohio and what's her number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124825)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

i do not know the answer to either. I can ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124847)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Olive immigrant theatre

thanls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124849)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Just circling back on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327316)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit

i love your stories involving cokehead client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124889)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

he's pretty great. a couple weeks ago we had union negotiations (I am the lead negotiator) about an hour and a half from his house. I went in the night before and partied with him - we blew through a ball (or, I stopped at like 3-4 am and he took the fucking plate upstairs and did the rest until 9 am).

I took CBDs to go to bed around 5 am, got to sleep around 6. slept till maybe 9:30.

at negotiations the next day (for a nurse bargaining unit) when we walked in, the lead negotiator said "before we start....are you okay?" apparently I looked like death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124996)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36124999)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

client was 180, he went off on the guy asking him how dare he, etc.

the other people on our committee later told him that they, too, thought I looked very bad. i'm pale to begin with, but apparently was ashen. he's a tan Italian so I don't think it was obvious he was up until 2 hours before we left doing blow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125007)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327183)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Amethyst cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125027)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Electric kitty state

This... is a fucking lawyer. That's what I'm talking about. If I could, I'd toss you the game ball for your performance here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125174)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted marvelous point

*8 ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125395)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:51 AM
Author: Dull bonkers philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554764)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

i did really well too. I looked like utter shit but was fine cognitively. I owned the fag from the union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125714)



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Date: May 25th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Knife Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36125915)



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Date: February 12th, 2021 2:28 PM
Author: cyan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41933459)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554750)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

god, i remember this day and shudder. i felt like i was going to die the entire day. i had so many days like this when i was doing cocaine. thank god i stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554770)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:55 AM
Author: Dull bonkers philosopher-king

glad you stopped bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554776)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

i would have eventually died, if not of an overdose then from arteriosclerosis and my heart just giving out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554791)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Dull bonkers philosopher-king

I was worried about the latter. I've been doing pretty well keeping away from the harder stuff. And i've almost quit cigs completely. Even weed is losing its draw now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554800)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:04 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

good for you. i need to quit cigs and cut down even more on booze. when i decided i was done with coke, i was really done. never craved it again for a second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554817)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:08 AM
Author: stimulating duck-like faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554844)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: Dull bonkers philosopher-king

180. I'm using the patches to quit cigs and they are surprisingly effective. I'm down to the tiny 7mg patches and I don't get antsy at the pub for a smoke even when there are tons of ppl smoking around me. Feels nice to almost be free of that underlying urge to smoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554849)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:10 AM
Author: Obsidian locale

nicotine is MUCH more addictive than anything else, it’s truly evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554854)



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Date: June 1st, 2021 11:15 AM
Author: cyan yarmulke

keith richards recently said it was easier for him to quit heroin than cigarettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42554882)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

(Guy telling a HILARIOUS story before his state Bar's disciplinary committee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984807&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49327325)