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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: confused mental disorder 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Bull Headed Cumskin Locus This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: confused mental disorder lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Bull Headed Cumskin Locus My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: confused mental disorder You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: greedy mediation den Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Cyan principal's office It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: supple church Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: cheese-eating school You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: confused mental disorder brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: cheese-eating school glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: supple church You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: insanely creepy background story trust fund $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: supple church Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: insanely creepy background story trust fund thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: racy drab doctorate 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: confused mental disorder ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: racy drab doctorate investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: cowardly mewling pervert address $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Ebony rebellious university mexican I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: cowardly mewling pervert address good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: beady-eyed resort $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: talented electric furnace six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: narrow-minded scarlet hell 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: supple church Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: dashing purple orchestra pit organic girlfriend what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: pearly messiness 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: brass theater stage me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: pearly messiness It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Bull Headed Cumskin Locus 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: supple church the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Swollen vibrant weed whacker Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Bull Headed Cumskin Locus I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: dashing purple orchestra pit organic girlfriend mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: pearly messiness In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: dashing purple orchestra pit organic girlfriend yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: indecent piazza Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: fear-inspiring stag film kitty cat 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: confused mental disorder fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Deranged Potus A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Deranged Potus OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: violet personal credit line A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: fear-inspiring stag film kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: underhanded fragrant jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: insanely creepy background story trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: greedy mediation den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Cream duck-like pozpig rehab Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: flickering church building $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: impressive crackhouse associate can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: odious low-t space Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: dashing purple orchestra pit organic girlfriend nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: odious low-t space Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Poppy french chef You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: wonderful carnelian casino Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: maize stage turdskin Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: racy drab doctorate damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: irradiated boiling water Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Sapphire halford Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Ebony rebellious university mexican 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: saffron provocative corner Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: bespoke ungodly brunch 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: red heaven 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: dashing purple orchestra pit organic girlfriend 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: supple church Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: irradiated boiling water 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: floppy dysfunction voyeur literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: nudist at-the-ready quadroon mother I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: impressive crackhouse associate so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: floppy dysfunction voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Deranged Potus 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Swollen vibrant weed whacker Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: cheese-eating school how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Swollen vibrant weed whacker I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: cheese-eating school 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Swollen vibrant weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Walnut Titillating Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: beady-eyed resort Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: beady-eyed resort $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Umber Toilet Seat $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Cream duck-like pozpig rehab I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530537) |