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| Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich | 12/16/25 |
| Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich | 12/16/25 |
| Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| greedy charismatic orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| stimulating space | 12/19/25 |
| territorial light center weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| Fluffy demanding stage | 12/19/25 |
| Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator | 12/20/25 |
| Fluffy demanding stage | 12/20/25 |
| territorial light center weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| aromatic forum international law enforcement agency | 12/16/25 |
| territorial light center weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| aromatic forum international law enforcement agency | 12/22/25 |
| Citrine stage | 12/16/25 |
| Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| Citrine stage | 12/16/25 |
| impertinent sepia resort | 12/16/25 |
| sienna library half-breed | 12/19/25 |
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| provocative arrogant therapy church building | 12/20/25 |
| naked cowardly boistinker national security agency | 12/16/25 |
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| territorial light center weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| Mahogany menage dysfunction | 12/20/25 |
| Lemon Turdskin Love Of Her Life | 12/16/25 |
| soggy pervert | 12/20/25 |
| Lemon Turdskin Love Of Her Life | 12/23/25 |
| insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich | 12/16/25 |
| territorial light center weed whacker | 12/20/25 |
| mischievous senate | 12/21/25 |
| insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich | 12/16/25 |
| Mahogany menage dysfunction | 12/16/25 |
| Lemon Turdskin Love Of Her Life | 12/19/25 |
| Mahogany menage dysfunction | 12/19/25 |
| Cerebral slap-happy institution | 12/19/25 |
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| Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator | 12/19/25 |
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| greedy charismatic orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| Hairraiser Set Milk | 12/22/25 |
| Blathering Floppy Lay Cuckold | 12/19/25 |
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| copper gaming laptop place of business | 12/19/25 |
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| Chestnut rehab | 12/20/25 |
| Brass Mood | 12/19/25 |
| shimmering double fault | 12/19/25 |
| Citrine stage | 12/19/25 |
| Soul-stirring Mint Piazza Rigpig | 12/20/25 |
| cobalt mewling meetinghouse potus | 12/19/25 |
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| poppy federal sex offender | 12/20/25 |
| talking turquoise parlor becky | 12/21/25 |
| vibrant location | 12/20/25 |
| mischievous senate | 12/20/25 |
| Fluffy demanding stage | 12/21/25 |
| mischievous senate | 12/22/25 |
| Fluffy demanding stage | 12/23/25 |
| mischievous senate | 12/23/25 |
| know-it-all nibblets | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: greedy charismatic orchestra pit Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: stimulating space It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: territorial light center weed whacker Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Fluffy demanding stage You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Fluffy demanding stage glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: territorial light center weed whacker You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: aromatic forum international law enforcement agency $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: territorial light center weed whacker Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: aromatic forum international law enforcement agency thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Citrine stage 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Citrine stage investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: impertinent sepia resort $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: sienna library half-breed I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: impertinent sepia resort good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: provocative arrogant therapy church building $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: naked cowardly boistinker national security agency six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Yellow Depressive Sound Barrier 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: territorial light center weed whacker Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Mahogany menage dysfunction what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Lemon Turdskin Love Of Her Life 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: soggy pervert me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Lemon Turdskin Love Of Her Life It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: territorial light center weed whacker the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: mischievous senate Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: insane vermilion indian lodge sandwich I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Mahogany menage dysfunction mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Lemon Turdskin Love Of Her Life In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mahogany menage dysfunction yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Cerebral slap-happy institution Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: indecent disrespectful goal in life 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Flesh up-to-no-good philosopher-king masturbator fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: vibrant location A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: vibrant location OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: histrionic wine brethren tanning salon A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: indecent disrespectful goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: exciting silver puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: aromatic forum international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: greedy charismatic orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Hairraiser Set Milk Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Blathering Floppy Lay Cuckold $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: poppy federal sex offender can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: copper gaming laptop place of business Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Mahogany menage dysfunction nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: copper gaming laptop place of business Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Chestnut rehab You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Brass Mood Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: shimmering double fault Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Citrine stage damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Soul-stirring Mint Piazza Rigpig Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: cobalt mewling meetinghouse potus Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: sienna library half-breed 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Titillating wild school cafeteria Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: hot stag film athletic conference 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy theatre immigrant 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Mahogany menage dysfunction 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: territorial light center weed whacker Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Soul-stirring Mint Piazza Rigpig 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: talking turquoise parlor becky literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: galvanic bawdyhouse I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: poppy federal sex offender so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: talking turquoise parlor becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: vibrant location 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: mischievous senate Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Fluffy demanding stage how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: mischievous senate I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Fluffy demanding stage 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: mischievous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: know-it-all nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: provocative arrogant therapy church building Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: provocative arrogant therapy church building $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Learning disabled headpube deer antler $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Hairraiser Set Milk I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49530537) |