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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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very tactful native
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
very tactful native
  10/06/25
wwop
Bateful Mildly Autistic Marketing Idea
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
very tactful native
  10/06/25
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Mischievous canary forum queen of the night
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Bisexual Pit Stock Car
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Histrionic lodge
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
supple state
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
pungent senate preventive strike
  10/06/25
How old was she
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
19
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
mfcr
Bateful Mildly Autistic Marketing Idea
  10/06/25
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supple state
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
pungent senate preventive strike
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
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fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Hyperactive talented becky
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Histrionic lodge
  10/06/25
As if
cobalt trip faggotry halford
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
supple state
  10/06/25
Yes
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
medicated fantasy-prone water buffalo church
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
180 monikor
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
alcoholic voyeur
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Slate contagious lettuce school
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
me too
supple state
  10/06/25
...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
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cerebral fat ankles
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fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
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  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
alcoholic voyeur
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Hyperactive talented becky
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
Nice edit
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
wild emerald piazza
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
cowardly locus
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
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Poppy rambunctious ratface address
  10/06/25
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Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
Flushed disturbing parlour
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
very tactful native
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
Ok
very tactful native
  10/06/25
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outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
...
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
Liar!
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
amethyst immigrant base
  10/06/25
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cerebral fat ankles
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
outnumbered skinny woman
  10/06/25
21 actually.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
...
medicated fantasy-prone water buffalo church
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
fear-inspiring shrine
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
bronze charismatic stage faggot firefighter
  10/06/25
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racy old irish cottage blood rage
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
bossy athletic conference stead
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Irate indian lodge hissy fit
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Vivacious obsidian cuckold
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
very tactful native
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Passionate nursing home
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
gold big crackhouse turdskin
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
racy old irish cottage blood rage
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
medicated fantasy-prone water buffalo church
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
gold big crackhouse turdskin
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Adventurous unhinged corn cake
  10/06/25
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  10/06/25
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
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  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Adventurous unhinged corn cake
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Primrose hell dopamine
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
very tactful native
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Cerise menage
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
mahogany sweet tailpipe
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
At-the-ready legend meetinghouse
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
pearly pontificating field
  10/06/25
pics?
cerebral fat ankles
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
Deep shaky dragon
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
alcoholic voyeur
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
navy marvelous corner tattoo
  10/07/25
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cowardly locus
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
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  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
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  10/11/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: very tactful native



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Cerise menage

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: very tactful native

Rage, rice boi

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Bateful Mildly Autistic Marketing Idea

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: very tactful native

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Mischievous canary forum queen of the night



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Bisexual Pit Stock Car

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Histrionic lodge

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: supple state

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: very tactful native

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: pungent senate preventive strike

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: very tactful native

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: very tactful native

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: very tactful native

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: very tactful native

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: very tactful native

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: very tactful native

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: very tactful native

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Bateful Mildly Autistic Marketing Idea

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: supple state



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: pungent senate preventive strike

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: very tactful native

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: very tactful native

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

🤡🤡🤡📸

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive talented becky

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: very tactful native

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: very tactful native

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Histrionic lodge

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: cobalt trip faggotry halford

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: supple state

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: medicated fantasy-prone water buffalo church

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: alcoholic voyeur

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Slate contagious lettuce school

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: supple state

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: domesticated gas station elastic band

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed range antidepressant drug

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: alcoholic voyeur

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive talented becky

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: very tactful native

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: wild emerald piazza

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: very tactful native

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: cowardly locus

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: very tactful native

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Poppy rambunctious ratface address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Cerise menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Flushed disturbing parlour

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: very tactful native

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: very tactful native

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: very tactful native

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Cerise menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Cerise menage

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: amethyst immigrant base

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: cerebral fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: outnumbered skinny woman

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: very tactful native

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: medicated fantasy-prone water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: bronze charismatic stage faggot firefighter

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: bossy athletic conference stead

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Irate indian lodge hissy fit

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Vivacious obsidian cuckold

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: very tactful native

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Passionate nursing home

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: gold big crackhouse turdskin

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: racy old irish cottage blood rage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: medicated fantasy-prone water buffalo church

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: gold big crackhouse turdskin

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged corn cake

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled cream public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Glittery yapping casino bbw

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Adventurous unhinged corn cake

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cerise menage

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Primrose hell dopamine

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: very tactful native

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cerise menage

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: mahogany sweet tailpipe

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready legend meetinghouse

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: pearly pontificating field

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: cerebral fat ankles

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Deep shaky dragon

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: alcoholic voyeur

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: navy marvelous corner tattoo

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cowardly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Exhilarant Keepsake Machete Sandwich

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: judgmental buff brunch

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49342349)