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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Contagious community account theater

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: overrated potus background story



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: nighttime senate



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: cobalt trailer park international law enforcement agency

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: cobalt trailer park international law enforcement agency

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed heaven mood



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Plum Hideous Jewess Preventive Strike

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Plum Hideous Jewess Preventive Strike

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: internet-worthy university hunting ground



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive ticket booth

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Jade area clown

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive ticket booth

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive ticket booth

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed heaven mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Garnet hominid

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Flesh confused space codepig

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: lemon motley fortuitous meteor principal's office

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Contagious community account theater

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Flesh confused space codepig



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Red partner voyeur

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Contagious community account theater

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Brilliant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Blue Boyish Turdskin School

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Flirting mental disorder menage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: racy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive ticket booth

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Flirting mental disorder menage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Cream bearded stage feces

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: startling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: startling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: stubborn charismatic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Plum Hideous Jewess Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Navy Odious National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Rusted self-absorbed den pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: pea-brained party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Flesh confused space codepig

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Lake stead pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: adventurous saffron plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: laughsome doobsian puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Shimmering arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Impressive Corner Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: sickened dopamine home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: massive pontificating boistinker brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Shimmering arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: henna razzmatazz doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: henna razzmatazz doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: sick juggernaut

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: racy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: hairraiser fat ankles yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Cream bearded stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: balding wagecucks locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: pea-brained party of the first part

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: passionate set legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: henna razzmatazz doctorate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Buff Hyperactive Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: fuchsia splenetic faggot firefighter

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Big kink-friendly personal credit line

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: pink low-t messiness gas station

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cream bearded stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: pea-brained party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Ruddy Scourge Upon The Earth Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: abusive forum

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Bipolar address coffee pot

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: geriatric property

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive ticket booth

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: aqua wonderful dragon

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Topaz insecure locale

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Talented fantasy-prone rigpig

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: overrated potus background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: pungent bronze deer antler step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: marvelous ebony stage immigrant

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: concupiscible tank

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: slimy reading party

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive ticket booth

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: slimy reading party

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: marvelous ebony stage immigrant

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: coral hall

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed heaven mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: crusty buck-toothed water buffalo

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: pea-brained party of the first part

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Ruby public bath

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Irradiated cordovan stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded base blood rage

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Salmon Dysfunction Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Onyx Range Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: cobalt trailer park international law enforcement agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: khaki razzle-dazzle church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: exciting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: khaki razzle-dazzle church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Trip hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Ape Market

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Topaz insecure locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Maniacal cerebral idiot internal respiration

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: startling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bbw dilemma

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bbw dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Puce Demanding Windowlicker Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: overrated potus background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: heady elite piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: stubborn charismatic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Drab Theatre

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: swollen titillating old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Comical green location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Drab Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Drab Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: spectacular purple marketing idea point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: swollen titillating old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Spruce striped hyena tattoo

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Arousing Ultramarine Office

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: dun indecent school cafeteria alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Bossy Histrionic Double Fault Church

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: zombie-like site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: startling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: startling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: stubborn charismatic filthpig

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Topaz insecure locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Mint thriller famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Gold crackhouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: frozen bat shit crazy shrine

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: startling pervert

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged pocket flask parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged pocket flask parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Transparent floppy cuckold gaping

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Pearl temple roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mischievous swashbuckling main people idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: bateful keepsake machete knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: exciting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: heady elite piazza

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: scarlet diverse crotch

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse deranged pocket flask parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: idiotic razzle kitchen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: idiotic razzle kitchen indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded base blood rage

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: vibrant parlour

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: cracking patrolman

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Shimmering arrogant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored Emerald Center Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: cracking patrolman

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored Emerald Center Azn

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: cracking patrolman

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: cracking patrolman

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: zombie-like site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Dull curious round eye kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: galvanic stag film ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Sapphire circlehead stain

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Impressive Corner Electric Furnace

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Harsh theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Gold crackhouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: blathering abode son of senegal

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: stimulating queen of the night lay



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Stirring Affirmative Action Cruise Ship

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: swollen titillating old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Dark garrison headpube

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Unhinged useless resort nibblets

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: nighttime senate

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Gold crackhouse gunner

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49363699)