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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
supple public bath affirmative action
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Dun Police Squad
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Dun Police Squad

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: fishy cracking french chef dragon

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic coffee pot

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: cerise messiness dopamine

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Bistre wonderful sanctuary

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: irradiated cocky travel guidebook school

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: fishy cracking french chef dragon

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Drab Degenerate

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: pale histrionic cruise ship athletic conference

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: 180 jet-lagged theater stage kitty

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: odious preventive strike

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: opaque dashing black woman azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Crawly up-to-no-good son of senegal

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Trip Carnelian Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: lime point

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: glittery misanthropic half-breed principal's office

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: cobalt cerebral national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Talented mustard karate

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Costumed fluffy cumskin corner

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Very Tactful Puppy Den

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Jade useless brunch therapy

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Talented mustard karate

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: French state

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: spectacular dull community account hell

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Costumed fluffy cumskin corner

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling plum mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: exciting electric furnace becky

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious volcanic crater pocket flask

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious volcanic crater pocket flask

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Aggressive lay

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: swollen big alpha



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious volcanic crater pocket flask



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: pink orchestra pit depressive

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: lime point

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: cerise messiness dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Aggressive lay

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Stimulating white stage



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: lime point

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: contagious cuckoldry home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: pale histrionic cruise ship athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Crawly up-to-no-good son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: avocado native useless brakes

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: concupiscible green dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: gay pontificating skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: cowardly charismatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: lime point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: razzle flatulent stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Mint institution ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Ivory chapel scourge upon the earth

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: swollen big alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed yellow boiling water gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: pale histrionic cruise ship athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: galvanic clown persian

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Crawly up-to-no-good son of senegal

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious volcanic crater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: lime point

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: bonkers address halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: swollen big alpha

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: concupiscible green dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: aromatic underhanded foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: gay pontificating skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: High-end Overrated Abode Hominid

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Bright keepsake machete trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Henna Motley Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: marvelous round eye

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: bonkers address halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: contagious cuckoldry home

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: cerise messiness dopamine

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: contagious cuckoldry home

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: indigo vivacious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: chestnut ticket booth personal credit line

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: navy electric party of the first part

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bawdyhouse

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: bateful maize striped hyena fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: clear fragrant fanboi church

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Onyx Pit

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Mint institution ceo

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: canary appetizing goal in life giraffe

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: pale histrionic cruise ship athletic conference

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: purple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant locus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: pale histrionic cruise ship athletic conference

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: razzle flatulent stead

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: avocado native useless brakes

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: cerise messiness dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: emerald menage codepig

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Crawly up-to-no-good son of senegal

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Talented mustard karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: concupiscible green dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: offensive turdskin

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Turquoise multi-colored blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious volcanic crater pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bawdyhouse

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: cerise messiness dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic locale sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: swollen big alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: learning disabled brilliant new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: lime point

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: emerald menage codepig

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: lime point

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Aggressive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: avocado native useless brakes

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Stimulating white stage

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: emerald menage codepig

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Stimulating white stage

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bawdyhouse

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Laughsome Onyx Pit

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Excitant locus

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Drab Degenerate

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: avocado native useless brakes

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: grizzly apoplectic corn cake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: heady kitchen

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: avocado native useless brakes

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Jade useless brunch therapy

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: supple public bath affirmative action

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slate yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: avocado native useless brakes

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: bateful maize striped hyena fortuitous meteor

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Comical dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: lime point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Unholy wine water buffalo station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: chestnut ticket booth personal credit line

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: adventurous filthpig indian lodge

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: lime point

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: learning disabled brilliant new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49346693)