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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
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  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
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  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
ruby adventurous becky
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Twinkling elite market codepig
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
ruby adventurous becky
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Twinkling elite market codepig
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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Soggy toaster
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Deranged temple
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
cruel-hearted flushed patrolman
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
cruel-hearted flushed patrolman
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
nubile fortuitous meteor
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
chestnut blood rage
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
bateful jew lay
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
histrionic garrison ladyboy
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Marvelous Site Laser Beams
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Citrine useless brakes
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Racy pocket flask heaven
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
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  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
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  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
ruby adventurous becky
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Sick aqua foreskin
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
flickering range rigpig
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
shivering saffron locus
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
histrionic garrison ladyboy
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
chestnut blood rage
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Citrine useless brakes
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
nubile fortuitous meteor
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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Did his dick hurt
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how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Fishy Stage Idiot
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
cruel-hearted flushed patrolman
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
slate sandwich athletic conference
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
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  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Twinkling elite market codepig

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Wine deer antler orchestra pit

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood Odious Love Of Her Life Dog Poop



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: ruby adventurous becky

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Twinkling elite market codepig

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: ruby adventurous becky

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Twinkling elite market codepig

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: yellow internal respiration voyeur

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Soggy toaster



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Deranged temple

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted flushed patrolman

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted flushed patrolman

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: chestnut blood rage

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: bateful jew lay

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: histrionic garrison ladyboy

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Marvelous Site Laser Beams

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Vivacious ceo gunner

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Citrine useless brakes

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Kitchen Macaca

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Racy pocket flask heaven



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: territorial white trump supporter electric furnace



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Racy pocket flask heaven

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: territorial white trump supporter electric furnace

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle institution



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: lavender hell



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Green shaky library death wish

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: bonkers well-lubricated persian indian lodge

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: bonkers well-lubricated persian indian lodge

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Lemon School Cafeteria Gay Wizard

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: ruby adventurous becky

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Sick aqua foreskin

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: flickering range rigpig

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly locale hissy fit

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: shivering saffron locus

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: histrionic garrison ladyboy

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: chestnut blood rage

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Citrine useless brakes

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Citrine useless brakes

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: red spot degenerate

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: cerebral round eye feces

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Vivacious ceo gunner

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: concupiscible chapel

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: abusive violent preventive strike trust fund

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Avocado Tank Public Bath

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic native affirmative action

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: cerebral round eye feces

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: awkward stead

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: bright box office regret

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Glassy internet-worthy parlour

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: rambunctious cuckold

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Fishy Stage Idiot

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted flushed patrolman

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Deranged temple

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: cerebral round eye feces

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: transparent hilarious really tough guy

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: transparent hilarious really tough guy

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: stirring turdskin yarmulke



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Pungent contagious dragon

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Citrine useless brakes

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Citrine useless brakes

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Site Laser Beams

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Pungent contagious dragon



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: transparent hilarious really tough guy

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: ocher address

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Soggy toaster



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Big erotic corner mediation



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: carnelian high-end giraffe



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: histrionic garrison ladyboy

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac confused set organic girlfriend

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: translucent lascivious cruise ship bbw



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Vengeful jade dilemma gaping

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood Odious Love Of Her Life Dog Poop



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac confused set organic girlfriend

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Pungent contagious dragon

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: domesticated scarlet abode jap

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: awkward stead

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: bright box office regret

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Fishy Stage Idiot

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: translucent lascivious cruise ship bbw

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Ty for the support bros

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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: chestnut blood rage

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: violet trip genital piercing principal's office



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed gay pit hominid



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Metal casino



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: stirring turdskin yarmulke



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: charcoal selfie queen of the night

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: histrionic garrison ladyboy

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac confused set organic girlfriend

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Primrose Overrated Resort Corn Cake

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: chestnut blood rage

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: claret razzmatazz theater stage



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: slate sandwich athletic conference

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood Odious Love Of Her Life Dog Poop

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: stirring turdskin yarmulke



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Aromatic blathering university

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Razzle Mischievous Immigrant



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored flesh black woman

be well and get well, brother.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Maize Vibrant Step-uncle's House Ape

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: nubile fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: bright box office regret

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Bipolar Crawly Idea He Suggested

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Big erotic corner mediation

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Sable Abnormal Church Building Associate

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Vengeful jade dilemma gaping

We here for you brother

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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: transparent hilarious really tough guy

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=",#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: harsh juggernaut old irish cottage

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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