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I made an LLM write a poem about Epstein

A ghost named Epstein, a shadow cast long, Hijacks a White ...
Jared Baumeister
  02/16/26
Lawyers have about 12 to 18 months left
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/16/26
From Grassley's call to Jordan's plea, The Epstein files, f...
Jared Baumeister
  02/16/26


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Date: February 16th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

A ghost named Epstein, a shadow cast long,

Hijacks a White House, where everything’s wrong.

Not with grand schemes, or policies bold,

But files and redactions, a story untold.

The morning tweets flare, a frantic display,

Distraction’s the tactic, to push truth away.

But Epstein’s legacy, heavier and deep,

Millions of pages, secrets to keep.

Trump’s name surfaces, a constant refrain,

A network of darkness, a lingering stain.

He pressures and stalls, with shutdowns as cost,

“My friends will get hurt,” if the truth is exposed, lost.

Survivors gather, voices unheard,

Drowned by the jets, a symbolic absurd.

No empathy offered, no justice in sight,

Just grievance and anger, and a blinding self-light.

“Get on to something else,” the president cries,

“A conspiracy against me,” behind veiled lies.

He attacks the reporter, with venom and scorn,

Truth twisted and broken, a future forlorn.

Photos and flight logs, a web spun with care,

Connections and whispers hang heavy in air.

A possible link to Melania’s grace,

Silenced and scrubbed, leaving hardly a trace.

The digital age, a double-edged sword,

Old friendships protected, a story ignored.

Epstein's ghost lingers, a haunting decree,

Calling the shots in Trump’s presidency.



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Date: February 16th, 2026 4:03 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Lawyers have about 12 to 18 months left

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Date: February 16th, 2026 1:07 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

From Grassley's call to Jordan's plea,

The Epstein files, for all to see.

A list unfolds, a chilling scroll,

Of names entwined, taking their toll.

Acosta, Adelson, amidst the fray,

Allen, Allred, lost along the way.

Andrew's title, a royal stain,

While Assange whispers, in digital rain.

Babino, Baldwin, a gilded line,

With Barr, Becerra, their fates combine.

Beyonce’s echo, Bezos’ might,

Biden's shadow, veiled in night.

Blair, Boies, a legal dance,

Bolton, Bondi, a fleeting glance.

Bannon, Brookman, Brunel’s grace,

Lost in the network, a hidden space.

Clinton, Comey, a familiar plea,

Cosby, Dershowitz, for all to see.

De Niro, Diana, a princess torn,

Donahue, Dupont, a world forlorn.

Epstein, the center, a haunting core,

With Maxwell, weaving secrets more.

Garland, Giuliani, names we know,

In tangled webs, where shadows grow.

Harris, Hatch, Holder’s claim,

Horowitz, Huckabee, etched in shame.

Jackson, Jagger, a star's descent,

Jay Z, Jeffries, a time misspent.

Kasich, Kerry, a political plea,

Kushner, Kyl, for all to see.

Lewinsky, Lieu, a burdened name,

Lost in the echoes of guilt and blame.

Mace, Maxwell, a haunting pair,

Menendez, Milken, beyond compare.

Murdoch, Musk, their power shown,

In this dark history, seeds were sown.

Netanyahu, Obama, a nation’s eye,

Oz, Pelosi, as years drift by.

Prince Harry, shadowed, a royal call,

Trump, Zuckerberg, encompassing all.

A tapestry woven of wealth and power,

Within these names, a desolate hour.

A roster of shadows, a haunting decree,

The Epstein files, for all to see.



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