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Hypo: $2M if you keep a forest cobra alive in your bathroom for 3 months
| Nazca Redlines | 01/23/26 |
| .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... | 01/23/26 |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Nazca Redlines This guy will come to your house to drop off a forest cobra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyab2yfb9PQ
If the cobra stays alive and in your master bathroom (or whatever is closest to a master bathroom in your home) for the next 3 months, you will get $2M tax free.
You may continue to use the bathroom or not. Your choice.
You may use anything currently in that bathroom to seal the door, ducts, etc. or build a habitat for the snake. You cannot bring anything new into the bathroom, other than a moderate amount of food for the snake.
You cannot build any new walls or snake traps or anything like that outside the bathroom either.
You and everyone who regularly lives in your house must spend at least 80 of the next 90 nights in your home.
Do you accept? What's your strategy? |
Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:23 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... We barely use our master bathroom, so this is an easy one for me, particularly in January. I get the shit that I need out of the master bathroom. I put a bunch of snake food in there and seal the door as soon as the snake is delivered. And as an extra precaution, I shut off the heat to the house. (I'll just use space heaters in the bedrooms.) Most likely it will be so cold that the snake will just brumate for the next three months. If it wakes up and needs some food, food is available.
The one wrinkle is that many snakes will only eat live food. If this snake falls into that category, it's a bit more dicey. Maybe I could put a breeding colony of rats in the same enclosure as the snake along with a bunch of food and water. But honestly, whatever. If the snake dies, it dies. The likelihood of it trying to bite me when it is sealed in the bathroom at a low temperature is very low. Most likely it will simply brumate the entire time. My understanding is that snakes can go months without eating during brumation. |