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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Unholy house internal respiration
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Unholy house internal respiration
  08/14/26
No you
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
cerebral legend
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Odious parlor
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Aphrodisiac Mint Mad Cow Disease Boltzmann
  08/14/26
...
Unholy house internal respiration
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Cracking bisexual church
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
...
Unholy house internal respiration
  08/14/26
...
Tripping bespoke roast beef death wish
  08/14/26
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talented bull headed ladyboy
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Excitant dysfunction famous landscape painting
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Excitant dysfunction famous landscape painting
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Excitant dysfunction famous landscape painting
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Concupiscible infuriating main people
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Peach hyperventilating brunch mental disorder
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
😲
Peach hyperventilating brunch mental disorder
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Peach hyperventilating brunch mental disorder
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Unholy house internal respiration
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
Ghastly
Contagious Wagecucks
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Lavender Lascivious Antidepressant Drug Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Razzmatazz Prole Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
rose address
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Garnet frisky space
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Garnet frisky space
  08/15/26
...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
saffron 180 home nibblets
  08/15/26
Factual
Yellow Violent Dilemma
  08/15/26
...
Unholy house internal respiration
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
Yellow Violent Dilemma
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Onyx Stimulating Shitlib
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Unholy house internal respiration

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Unholy house internal respiration

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: cerebral legend

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Odious parlor

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mint Mad Cow Disease Boltzmann

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Unholy house internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Cracking bisexual church

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Unholy house internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping bespoke roast beef death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: talented bull headed ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Excitant dysfunction famous landscape painting

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Excitant dysfunction famous landscape painting

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Excitant dysfunction famous landscape painting

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible infuriating main people

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Peach hyperventilating brunch mental disorder

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Peach hyperventilating brunch mental disorder

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Peach hyperventilating brunch mental disorder

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Unholy house internal respiration

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Contagious Wagecucks

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Lavender Lascivious Antidepressant Drug Liquid Oxygen

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Prole Keepsake Machete

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: rose address

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Garnet frisky space

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Garnet frisky space

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: saffron 180 home nibblets

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Yellow Violent Dilemma

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Unholy house internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Yellow Violent Dilemma

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Onyx Stimulating Shitlib

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50070112)