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Cyan filthpig native
  02/20/26
out the firm
chestnut home travel guidebook
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Federal Abode Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
brilliant passionate milk
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Federal Abode Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law&...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/05/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
...
chestnut home travel guidebook
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
underhanded field internal respiration
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
chestnut home travel guidebook
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
Yapping Puce Lettuce
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
dark hissy fit azn
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
curious tanning salon fat ankles
  02/20/26
tp
Supple Territorial Indian Lodge Fanboi
  02/20/26
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Buff pocket flask
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
Amber flatulent piazza
  02/20/26
...
Arousing Prole
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
Lascivious well-lubricated national pervert
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
Supple Territorial Indian Lodge Fanboi
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
crimson temple
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
dark hissy fit azn
  02/23/26
...
embarrassed to the bone dashing kitchen
  02/23/26
...
marvelous sneaky criminal halford
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
Impertinent faggotry house
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Lilac forum
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
underhanded field internal respiration
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
transparent ratface
  02/22/26
great word ty
Insane lavender state mexican
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
hairless resort mother
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
angry cordovan sanctuary shitlib
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
Yapping Puce Lettuce
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
Yapping Puce Lettuce
  02/22/26
scholarship
Cyan filthpig native
  02/22/26
...
chestnut home travel guidebook
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
wild university
  02/21/26
...
brilliant passionate milk
  02/23/26
...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
Lascivious well-lubricated national pervert
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night
  02/23/26
...
chestnut home travel guidebook
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
Federal Abode Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/22/26
...
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Lilac forum
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Lilac forum
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night
  02/21/26
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chestnut home travel guidebook
  02/21/26
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Cyan filthpig native
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
Pontificating corner
  02/21/26
...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/05/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
cream depressive business firm
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
Yapping Puce Lettuce
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
bonkers clown
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
Insane lavender state mexican
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
Insane lavender state mexican
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
...
Insane lavender state mexican
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Insane lavender state mexican
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
embarrassed to the bone dashing kitchen
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
embarrassed to the bone dashing kitchen
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
brilliant passionate milk
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
stubborn school gunner
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
Bateful national security agency
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/23/26
...
bonkers clown
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
Impertinent faggotry house
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
Trip autistic volcanic crater scourge upon the earth
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
Cyan filthpig native
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
marvelous sneaky criminal halford
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
Insane lavender state mexican
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  03/03/26
The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS
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  03/05/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/ This is one i...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
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Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big ...
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She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on O...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
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tancredi marchiolo
  03/05/26
Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genre...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/05/26


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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: chestnut home travel guidebook

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Federal Abode Twinkling Uncleanness

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: brilliant passionate milk

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Federal Abode Twinkling Uncleanness

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688807)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you

Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719851)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: bonkers clown

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: bonkers clown

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: chestnut home travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: underhanded field internal respiration

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: chestnut home travel guidebook

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Yapping Puce Lettuce

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: bonkers clown

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: dark hissy fit azn

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: curious tanning salon fat ankles

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Supple Territorial Indian Lodge Fanboi

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Buff pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: bonkers clown

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Amber flatulent piazza

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Arousing Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Lascivious well-lubricated national pervert

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Supple Territorial Indian Lodge Fanboi

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: crimson temple

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: dark hissy fit azn

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dashing kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: marvelous sneaky criminal halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: bonkers clown

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Impertinent faggotry house

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Lilac forum

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: underhanded field internal respiration

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: transparent ratface

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Insane lavender state mexican

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: hairless resort mother

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: angry cordovan sanctuary shitlib

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Yapping Puce Lettuce

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: Yapping Puce Lettuce

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: chestnut home travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: bonkers clown

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: wild university

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: brilliant passionate milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Lascivious well-lubricated national pervert

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: chestnut home travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Federal Abode Twinkling Uncleanness

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: bonkers clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Lilac forum

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Lilac forum

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: chestnut home travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Cyan filthpig native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Pontificating corner

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49685762)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719856)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: cream depressive business firm

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Yapping Puce Lettuce

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: bonkers clown

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Insane lavender state mexican

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Insane lavender state mexican

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Insane lavender state mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Insane lavender state mexican

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dashing kitchen

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dashing kitchen

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: brilliant passionate milk

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained coiffed mental disorder

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: stubborn school gunner

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Bateful national security agency

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: multi-colored olive lodge queen of the night

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: bonkers clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Impertinent faggotry house

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Trip autistic volcanic crater scourge upon the earth

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Cyan filthpig native

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: marvelous sneaky criminal halford

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Insane lavender state mexican

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49710714)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: AI_concubine

The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719821)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/

This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719632)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719825)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


lcframpto

2h

Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719827)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


faryal29

3h

👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719830)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


sasha.spiers

1h

This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719836)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


isita_0707

1h

You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽

Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.

Like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719838)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719852)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719853)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you

Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49719862)