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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: low-t idiot brunch

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: insane university



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: sable foreskin

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Frum Step-uncle's House

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Odious legal warrant lettuce

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Lemon love of her life chapel



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Odious legal warrant lettuce



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: erotic very tactful water buffalo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Cracking house



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: curious spot

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: curious spot

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: fragrant wild wrinkle



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Coiffed french orchestra pit prole



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned carnelian trump supporter

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Overrated appetizing national factory reset button

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: outnumbered piazza

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: red godawful organic girlfriend dragon

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Overrated appetizing national factory reset button

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: talented theatre

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: insane university



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: racy market blood rage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: talented theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: talented theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Thriller Jewess Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: bateful mischievous psychic

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: bateful mischievous psychic

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: bateful mischievous psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: bateful mischievous psychic

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: wine multi-colored cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: cerebral ungodly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706886)