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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring ticket booth mood

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: angry french locus



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: dun trailer park sweet tailpipe

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: chest-beating kink-friendly reading party piazza

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: galvanic magical love of her life

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone spot ceo



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: galvanic magical love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Bearded stead



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Geriatric market water buffalo

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Geriatric market water buffalo

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: canary motley heaven



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Dull psychic

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Comical Tanning Salon Legal Warrant

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Nofapping sickened brunch halford

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: House-broken Gas Station Chad

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Comical Tanning Salon Legal Warrant

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: fragrant glassy codepig

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: angry french locus



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: exhilarant goal in life puppy

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: fragrant glassy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fragrant glassy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Transparent Laughsome Center Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Vibrant church building

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Vibrant church building

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Vibrant church building

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: apoplectic institution juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720164)