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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: dead church building sneaky criminal

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: histrionic state

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Sick indirect expression



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: lavender gas station partner

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: maize shrine

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: histrionic state

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned juggernaut

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: histrionic state

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: vivacious parlour



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: histrionic state

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: histrionic state

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: rough-skinned juggernaut



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: histrionic state

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard trump supporter



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: pale hunting ground regret



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: low-t boiling water

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: histrionic state

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: low-t boiling water

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: histrionic state

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Center Gaping



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Pontificating site



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Ivory lascivious brunch

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: histrionic state

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: bisexual circlehead

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: histrionic state

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: slate yapping locale factory reset button

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: histrionic state

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Transparent French Property

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: bisexual circlehead

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: federal parlor cuckoldry

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: histrionic state

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: histrionic state

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Sick indirect expression



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Disgusting Son Of Senegal Church

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: histrionic state

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: federal parlor cuckoldry



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: federal parlor cuckoldry



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready violent international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: brass cowardly azn

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: histrionic state

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: brass cowardly azn

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: histrionic state

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: brass cowardly azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: histrionic state

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: brass cowardly azn

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: histrionic state

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: provocative menage



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: histrionic state

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: histrionic state



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: low-t boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Thriller space

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic state

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Thriller space

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: histrionic state

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Thriller space

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: histrionic state

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Indigo rigor

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: histrionic state

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: histrionic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49743659)