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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: thriller hissy fit

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: bonkers lay

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: zombie-like ceo turdskin



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Maize glittery range

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: trip iridescent famous landscape painting

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: bonkers lay

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: yellow laser beams

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: bonkers lay

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: garnet patrolman



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: bonkers lay

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: bonkers lay

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: yellow laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: bonkers lay

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: flushed depressive library



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: irradiated gaping site



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: confused school cafeteria mediation

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: bonkers lay

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: confused school cafeteria mediation

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: bonkers lay

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Topaz tank



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Vigorous field generalized bond



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Titillating forum keepsake machete

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: bonkers lay

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: hairraiser parlor legal warrant

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: bonkers lay

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Purple Supple Senate Old Irish Cottage

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: bonkers lay

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: amethyst diverse parlour roommate

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: hairraiser parlor legal warrant

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crystalline multi-billionaire

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: bonkers lay

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: bonkers lay

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: zombie-like ceo turdskin



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: cerebral chestnut wrinkle

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: bonkers lay

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crystalline multi-billionaire



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: bonkers lay



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crystalline multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: hilarious round eye locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: khaki insanely creepy becky roast beef

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: bonkers lay

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: khaki insanely creepy becky roast beef

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bonkers lay

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: khaki insanely creepy becky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bonkers lay

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: khaki insanely creepy becky roast beef

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: bonkers lay

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: know-it-all excitant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bonkers lay

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: confused school cafeteria mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Floppy Den

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: bonkers lay

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Floppy Den

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: bonkers lay

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Floppy Den

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: bonkers lay

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Contagious violet philosopher-king heaven

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: bonkers lay

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: bonkers lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49763415)