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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Racy abnormal principal's office
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bateful liquid oxygen
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Nubile house idiot
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disrespectful mint set
  06/25/12
Jesus
Idiotic home
  06/25/12
literally rofling
red garrison
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
alcoholic library
  08/02/12
crying
Vigorous associate
  08/29/12
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Marvelous casino
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chrome nibblets stage
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  07/11/19
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Disturbing ocher base
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
cop
disrespectful mint set
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
disrespectful mint set
  06/25/12
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Nubile house idiot
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
big space sneaky criminal
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
talented meetinghouse
  08/02/12
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Plum Field Sandwich
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
mildly autistic mood doctorate
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
swashbuckling umber business firm fanboi
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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Cream Center Telephone
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
disrespectful mint set
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
talented meetinghouse
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  08/21/13
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twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
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Submissive pozpig elastic band
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
flesh buck-toothed dilemma
  06/25/12
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Plum Field Sandwich
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
trip office
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
twisted razzle pervert
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
supple violet messiness
  06/25/12
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twisted razzle pervert
  06/26/12
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Plum Field Sandwich
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
twisted razzle pervert
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
nighttime hyperventilating corner
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
galvanic cruise ship
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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twisted razzle pervert
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
alcoholic library
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
talented meetinghouse
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
talented meetinghouse
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
twisted razzle pervert
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
talented meetinghouse
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
galvanic cruise ship
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
twisted razzle pervert
  08/03/12
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talented meetinghouse
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Sickened green stead hominid
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
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Plum Field Sandwich
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
chrome nibblets stage
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
bright hairy legs boistinker
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
chrome nibblets stage
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
glittery outnumbered ratface sweet tailpipe
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
bright hairy legs boistinker
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  01/29/18
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Racy abnormal principal's office

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: bateful liquid oxygen



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Nubile house idiot

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: disrespectful mint set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Idiotic home

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: red garrison

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: alcoholic library

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Vigorous associate

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Marvelous casino



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: chrome nibblets stage



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: wild carmine ladyboy

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered ratface sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Opaque Razzmatazz Dingle Berry Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded tattoo persian



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Transparent exciting native sex offender



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Transparent exciting native sex offender



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: crimson stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Tan kitty cat mental disorder



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Disturbing ocher base

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: disrespectful mint set

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: disrespectful mint set

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Nubile house idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: big space sneaky criminal

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic mood doctorate

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling umber business firm fanboi

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: disrespectful mint set

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Cream Center Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: disrespectful mint set

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: bright hairy legs boistinker

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Submissive pozpig elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: flesh buck-toothed dilemma

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: trip office

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: supple violet messiness

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: twisted razzle pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Olive vivacious tank

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: nighttime hyperventilating corner

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: alcoholic library

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Sickened green stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing offensive parlour jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: talented meetinghouse

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Purple lettuce

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Sickened green stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: emerald wonderful twinkling uncleanness plaza

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Sickened green stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: twisted razzle pervert

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: chrome nibblets stage

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: chrome nibblets stage

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: bright hairy legs boistinker

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: chrome nibblets stage

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered ratface sweet tailpipe

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: bright hairy legs boistinker

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: flushed whorehouse rigpig

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Plum Field Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: provocative glassy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Sapphire Gunner Boltzmann

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered ratface sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: painfully honest shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: heady keepsake machete church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: heady keepsake machete church building

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: titillating shaky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Slate Free-loading Indirect Expression Sanctuary

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: deranged diverse dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Dashing Mustard Coldplay Fan Mother

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise half-breed sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: silver yapping stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: infuriating piazza roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: overrated splenetic milk locus

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Underhanded Rose Hissy Fit

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: deranged diverse dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: deranged diverse dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Fragrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Olive vivacious tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Lascivious smoky site haunted graveyard

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: vibrant federal genital piercing fortuitous meteor

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: floppy university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Olive vivacious tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: irate legal warrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Stimulating hairless really tough guy new version



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sick chapel goal in life

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated water buffalo hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Aromatic trailer park black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Tan kitty cat mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Godawful useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Pungent antidepressant drug dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: historical ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49964828)