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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Nighttime histrionic filthpig
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
primrose odious stage idea he suggested
  03/02/24
...
judgmental cracking principal's office coldplay fan
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Chrome Talented Field
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Nighttime histrionic filthpig
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Chrome Talented Field
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Nighttime histrionic filthpig
  03/02/24
lmao
Startled locale
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
arousing area kitty
  03/03/24
...
Transparent bat shit crazy ladyboy
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Swashbuckling fighting jap kitchen
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
underhanded out-of-control stain
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
underhanded out-of-control stain
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Charismatic business firm legal warrant
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
plum curious forum pocket flask
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
dashing theater ceo
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Hairraiser shivering dysfunction sanctuary
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Diverse crystalline national digit ratio
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
very tactful laughsome garrison
  03/02/24
...
exciting crackhouse mood
  03/02/24
...
citrine cruise ship
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
exciting crackhouse mood
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
citrine cruise ship
  03/02/24
...
Startled locale
  03/03/24
...
Vigorous Parlor
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Frum dark round eye mental disorder
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
sable embarrassed to the bone mediation
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
sable embarrassed to the bone mediation
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Fragrant dull plaza
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Chrome Talented Field
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Magenta motley ratface
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
sinister abode legend
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Overrated lascivious stage
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Internet-worthy Racy Water Buffalo Resort
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
dashing theater ceo
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Charismatic business firm legal warrant
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Wine set
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Titillating pistol
  03/03/24
"shit"
Diverse crystalline national digit ratio
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Trip tan regret pervert
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Orchid pit useless brakes
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
crimson halford
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Titillating pistol
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Clear Appetizing Mad-dog Skullcap Turdskin
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Mildly autistic market kitty cat
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Comical whorehouse factory reset button
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
cobalt mind-boggling hospital
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
floppy gas station
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
underhanded out-of-control stain
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Swashbuckling fighting jap kitchen
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Titillating pistol
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Ruddy pozpig juggernaut
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Ruddy pozpig juggernaut
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/11/24
...
Light den
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Ruddy pozpig juggernaut
  03/11/24
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Transparent bat shit crazy ladyboy
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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lime aromatic step-uncle's house
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
dashing theater ceo
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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tripping slap-happy generalized bond hell
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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judgmental cracking principal's office coldplay fan
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Razzle-dazzle Harsh Ape
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
bronze razzmatazz giraffe indirect expression
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
stirring at-the-ready hall cuckoldry
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Clear Appetizing Mad-dog Skullcap Turdskin
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Mildly autistic market kitty cat
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
floppy gas station
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
tripping slap-happy generalized bond hell
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/13/24
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dashing theater ceo
  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Razzle-dazzle Harsh Ape
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard
  03/16/24
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180 startling degenerate
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Disrespectful Dilemma
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
judgmental cracking principal's office coldplay fan
  03/16/24
...
Light den
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Nighttime histrionic filthpig

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: primrose odious stage idea he suggested

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: judgmental cracking principal's office coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Chrome Talented Field

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Nighttime histrionic filthpig

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Chrome Talented Field

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Nighttime histrionic filthpig

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Startled locale

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: arousing area kitty

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Transparent bat shit crazy ladyboy



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting jap kitchen

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: underhanded out-of-control stain

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: underhanded out-of-control stain

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Charismatic business firm legal warrant

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: plum curious forum pocket flask

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: dashing theater ceo

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser shivering dysfunction sanctuary

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Diverse crystalline national digit ratio

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: very tactful laughsome garrison

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse mood



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: exciting crackhouse mood

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Startled locale



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Parlor



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Frum dark round eye mental disorder

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: sable embarrassed to the bone mediation

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: sable embarrassed to the bone mediation

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Fragrant dull plaza

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Chrome Talented Field

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Magenta motley ratface

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: sinister abode legend

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Overrated lascivious stage

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Racy Water Buffalo Resort

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: dashing theater ceo

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Charismatic business firm legal warrant

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Wine set

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Titillating pistol

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Diverse crystalline national digit ratio

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Trip tan regret pervert

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Orchid pit useless brakes

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: crimson halford

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: pale exhilarant property dog poop

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Titillating pistol

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Clear Appetizing Mad-dog Skullcap Turdskin

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Mildly autistic market kitty cat

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse factory reset button

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: cobalt mind-boggling hospital

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: floppy gas station

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: underhanded out-of-control stain

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting jap kitchen

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating pistol

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Ruddy pozpig juggernaut

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Ruddy pozpig juggernaut

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Light den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Charismatic business firm legal warrant

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: bronze razzmatazz giraffe indirect expression

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Supple learning disabled orchestra pit clown

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser shivering dysfunction sanctuary

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: bronze razzmatazz giraffe indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Ruddy pozpig juggernaut

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Electric gay wrinkle gaping

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Transparent bat shit crazy ladyboy



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Territorial big location fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: lime aromatic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: dashing theater ceo

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Harsh Ape

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: tripping slap-happy generalized bond hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Glittery Electric Furnace Gaming Laptop

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: judgmental cracking principal's office coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Harsh Ape

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: bronze razzmatazz giraffe indirect expression

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: stirring at-the-ready hall cuckoldry

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Clear Appetizing Mad-dog Skullcap Turdskin

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic market kitty cat

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: floppy gas station

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: tripping slap-happy generalized bond hell

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: shimmering adventurous state



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: provocative rigpig



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: thriller toaster



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Light den



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: alcoholic jet-lagged lay half-breed

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: dashing theater ceo

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Harsh Ape

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Insecure hideous shrine

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: multi-colored bistre haunted graveyard

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: 180 startling degenerate



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful Dilemma

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: judgmental cracking principal's office coldplay fan

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Light den



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Contagious Doctorate

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: spruce erotic jew nowag



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible bull headed meetinghouse

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: galvanic cyan associate

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Charismatic business firm legal warrant



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic market kitty cat

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: purple excitant temple mad cow disease

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Territorial big location fortuitous meteor

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating flatulent selfie address

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Glittery Electric Furnace Gaming Laptop

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Ruddy pozpig juggernaut

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lodge immigrant

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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