What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | AIDS dicknigger | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | AIDS dicknigger | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Gay Grandpa | 03/31/26 | | AIDS dicknigger | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | Post nut horror | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | woah | 04/01/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | woah | 03/31/26 | | peace missile | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | AI_concubine | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | Gay Grandpa | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | a lifetime spent arguing with autistic men online | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | AI_concubine | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | woah | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | Arthur Koestler | 04/01/26 | | my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 03/31/26 | | negroid with a big shit-coloured penis | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | negroid with a big shit-coloured penis | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | negroid with a big shit-coloured penis | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | peeface | 03/31/26 | | ponytail | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | ponytail | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | chilmata | 03/31/26 | | artificial intelligence | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | ponytail | 03/31/26 | | woah | 03/31/26 | | cannon | 03/31/26 | | ""''"'"'"'". | 03/31/26 | | man o' war | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 03/31/26 | | Post nut horror | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Judas Jones | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | Judas Jones | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | peeface | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Fucking Fuckface | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | peeface | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | ""''"'"'"'". | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | cucumbers | 03/31/26 | | SkaddenArse | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | titus chicken | 03/31/26 | | .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | woah | 03/31/26 | | my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Guy Debord | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. | 03/31/26 | | ponytail | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | '"'"'"''" | 03/31/26 | | peace missile | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | '"'"'"''" | 03/31/26 | | Fuck yeah, nigga. | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | Ponchito Bojado | 03/31/26 | | .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | cucumbers | 03/31/26 | | ponytail | 03/31/26 | | cannon | 03/31/26 | | my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 03/31/26 | | sealclubber | 03/31/26 | | my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | chandler (retired) | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | emilio's bodyguard | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT | 03/31/26 | | peeface | 03/31/26 | | elderly jewish father in law megapoasting from FL | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | basketball american | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 04/01/26 | | No Paye No Gain | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | Die fraud report to oven | 03/31/26 | | Die fraud report to oven | 03/31/26 | | Mature Hairline | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | computer online | 03/31/26 | | Must Poast Always | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | investment guy buying the dip tp | 03/31/26 | | Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 | 03/31/26 | | the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 03/31/26 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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: investment guy buying the dip tp (Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!)
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: negroid with a big shit-coloured penis ((zurich is stained))
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783910) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783929) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783919) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: peeface
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: computer online (🧐)
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783934) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784132) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784170) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: titus chicken
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783945) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783950) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
subtle lisa rowe trolling
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784013) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783952) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: '"'"'"''"
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783964) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49783989) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784034) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784100) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784270) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
Leiter/Tubgirl
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784454) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: t.rick o'treat panama
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: bloomington (🦬)
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: bloomington (🦬)
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784794) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
reddened pisswyrm?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49785021) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: scholarship
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49784849) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Arthur Koestler
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49785313) |
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